A blonde goes into Tim Hortons . . .

[Kathryn41 3,205]

(I can't remember if I read this one here before or not, but just in case it's not . . . .)

A blonde goes into a Tim Horton's and notices there's a 'roll up the rim' sticker on

her coffee cup. So she unfolds it and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a

motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car.'

But the blonde keeps on screaming , 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're

mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that

as a prize'.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!' And she hands the cup

to the manager and HE reads...

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

'W I N A B A G E L'

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

(I can't remember if I read this one here before or not, but just in case it's not . . . .)

A blonde goes into a Tim Horton's and notices there's a 'roll up the rim' sticker on

her coffee cup. So she unfolds it and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a

motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car.'

But the blonde keeps on screaming , 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're

mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that

as a prize'.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!' And she hands the cup

to the manager and HE reads...

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)

'W I N A B A G E L'

HAHAHAHA! LOL

[Krikit 1,164]

Reminds me of my son when he was young. He was telling me about his big day with his aunt at dinner, once. "And we got to go on a rutabaga and everything!" Until my sister explained..... they'd been in a winnebago.

I think that was also the same day that he thought he had radishes on his chin. click. "Oh, you mean a rash on your chin!" Kids are hilarious.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Oh you just reminded me of another cute 'kid' story!

One day while I was Curator at the Chatham-Kent Museum I was working in the Archives which is on the museum's second floor. The door was open and I heard this little boy pleading with his father as they were coming up the stairs. "There is, there IS an Alligator in the Museum!! There really is!' He almost sounded like he was in tears so it was obviously his father was telling him otherwise. Anyway, he gets to the top of the stairs, points to the elevator that is also available and opens beside the stairwell, and says 'SEE?!! I TOLD you there was an alligator in the museum!"

[Krikit 1,164]

Oh you just reminded me of another cute 'kid' story!

One day while I was Curator at the Chatham-Kent Museum I was working in the Archives which is on the museum's second floor. The door was open and I heard this little boy pleading with his father as they were coming up the stairs. "There is, there IS an Alligator in the Museum!! There really is!' He almost sounded like he was in tears so it was obviously his father was telling him otherwise. Anyway, he gets to the top of the stairs, points to the elevator that is also available and opens beside the stairwell, and says 'SEE?!! I TOLD you there was an alligator in the museum!"

Well, this isn't kid-related but you reminded me 'cause of the museum bit....

My sister and I were on a tour of Buckingham Palace when they had it open to the public to raise funds for the rebuilding of Windsor Castle. In each room there were very well dressed and distinguished young men hovering. A couple of British ladies out for a bit of fun kept chatting to them and distracting them from their duties.... wanting to know what they did (theology students), why they were there (working during semester break), and what time did they get off. One young man was finally able to end it all by responding "As soon as you leave, madame. As soon as you leave." We howled.

[Flames9_RN 358]

Too funny!!