man arrested for having sex with picnic table

[panamania79 2]

A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.

But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!

What's so special about a picnic table????

Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.

The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.

Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.

As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."

Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????

this is the perez version but the link is the news version http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=80...mp;nav=menu63_2

Ewww,he must have gotten splinters all over his willy.

[Amby 490]

I'm wondering if it was one of those plastic type ones that have the hole in the middle for an umbrella and not what we would think of as a picnic table. you know the patio furniture type ones?

[panamania79 2]

I'm wondering if it was one of those plastic type ones that have the hole in the middle for an umbrella and not what we would think of as a picnic table. you know the patio furniture type ones?

Oh,ok I thought it was the wooden kind.

[MissStacey 1]

Or the dude who does fences.

Almaty?

[Amby 490]

maybe like this or something similar

[nane1104 146]

Due to posts of very graphic nature like this, I request this thread to be closed!!!

[PlatyPius 5]

It said it was a metal table...so, I assume it was one of those metal "mesh" ones with the umbrella hole in the center....

The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.

[R de la R 2]

I heard his preference is "Knotty Pine" but he calls her, His "Naughty Pine"-!!!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Nothing beats the guy in Britain who got caught shagging a goat in a field by a train full of London bound commuters.

[SnowyTater 0]

There's no green barfing smiley

[amiquechu 0]

A metal table? Hopefully the hole wasn't rusty.

[sj5 4]

he should buy pomelo from Good luck Charlie

[GabiandVi 34]

This story reminds me of the stupidest off-broadway play I've ever seen. My brother-in-law talked us into going to it because the only other tickets at TKTS were for musicals, which he hates.

It was called The Goat, and it was about a man who fell in love with a goat and threw his wife and children over for her (the nanny goat). It was a commentary on the causes for infidelity . . blah, blah, blah. I couldn't get past a man talking seriously about being in love with a goat. Now, if it had been a comedy, I might have loved it.

[Imua 0]

He's lucky his, er, unit didn't get stuck in the hole and they would have to call the fire department...

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Ewwww....I think even Charles would cringe at this one!

this is a good example of what happens when bbq sauce is left all over the picnic table.

Saludos,

Caro