man arrested for having sex with picnic table

[Amby 490]

A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.

But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!

What's so special about a picnic table????

Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.

The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.

Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.

As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."

Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????

this is the perez version but the link is the news version http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=80...mp;nav=menu63_2

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Maybe he's related to the dude that loves bikes....

[Nagishkaw 510]

Or the dude who does fences.

[Amby 490]

hubby said maybe he is related to the guy who has sex with...ugh now I forget what he said

[morocco4ever 63]

Ewwww....I think even Charles would cringe at this one!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

As silly as it sounds, part of the thrill for him is doing it in public where he may get caught and with something as outrageous as a picnic table. It's about the thrill.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

What is it with sexual acts performed with inanimate objects-??? I could not even get aroused with a "love doll", but a picnic table-!!! Maybe it had nice legs?

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Splinters.

[Nessa 23]

[mawilson 2,133]

What is it with sexual acts performed with inanimate objects-??? I could not even get aroused with a "love doll", but a picnic table-!!! Maybe it had nice legs?

[nane1104 146]

We have one of those...oh gosh, I will never ever be able to look at the table the same way again. Never.

[DARUMA07 25]

Apparently he had more than one sex partner!!

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I heard his preference is "Knotty Pine" but he calls her, His "Naughty Pine"-!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Ewwww....I think even Charles would cringe at this one!

this is a good example of what happens when bbq sauce is left all over the picnic table.

[Not Available 0]

I wonder what their children will look like?