Cancelling the immigration

[irish44 0]

You suck! I was all upset for you.

Jeez.. I thought I wasn't going to accomplish anything today!

Well.. since everyone else thought it was OK, you are in the minority. I don't understand something.. how long were you upset? I calculated that it takes about 2 seconds to scroll down the page and see the punchline.

Edited April 1, 2008 by irish44

[irish44 0]

You suck! I was all upset for you.

Nah, you don't suck, you have a wonderful and timely sense of humor, something that must be maintained through the madness of immigration. Myself, that photo of Olga was the reason I got divorced and married a slim beautiful russian girl, coupled with the fact that I fell hopelessly in love with her. Great April Fools joke. Now if you only had the Tiger's headgear, oh that is for birthday boys only!

Thanks for the input. I was very upset after reading her blistering, hateful, and upsetting comment. It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

I am still so upset over this scathing comment that I might have to hoist two beers today.. one for Kazan's Birthday and one for my hurt feelings!

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Oh how I miss my future father-in-laws cry... "ПИВО!"

You suck! I was all upset for you.

Nah, you don't suck, you have a wonderful and timely sense of humor, something that must be maintained through the madness of immigration. Myself, that photo of Olga was the reason I got divorced and married a slim beautiful russian girl, coupled with the fact that I fell hopelessly in love with her. Great April Fools joke. Now if you only had the Tiger's headgear, oh that is for birthday boys only!

Thanks for the input. I was very upset after reading her blistering, hateful, and upsetting comment. It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

I am still so upset over this scathing comment that I might have to hoist two beers today.. one for Kazan's Birthday and one for my hurt feelings!

[mox 298]

It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

As a member of the Pitcairn Islands filers community, I take grave exception to that statement! I'm off to the Pitcairn Island forum now, and we shall return en masse to express our outrage and to demand an apology!

And oh yes, happy birthday DJefree. We may be outraged, but we Pitcairn Island filers are known for our politeness.

Edited April 1, 2008 by mox

[eekee 182]

I read an article about Pitcairn Island... It was disturbing, to say the least.

How's adjusting to the culture, Mox?

It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

As a member of the Pitcairn Islands filers community, I take grave exception to that statement! I'm off to the Pitcairn Island forum now, and we shall return en masse to express our outrage and to demand an apology!

And oh yes, happy birthday DJefree. We may be outraged, but we Pitcairn Island filers are known for our politeness.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

As a member of the Pitcairn Islands filers community, I take grave exception to that statement! I'm off to the Pitcairn Island forum now, and we shall return en masse to express our outrage and to demand an apology!

And oh yes, happy birthday DJefree. We may be outraged, but we Pitcairn Island filers are known for our politeness.

[irish44 0]

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

It seems that some of the non-Russian group folks, who post here (all are welcome by the way) seem to have thin skins, no sense of humor, or both.

As a member of the Pitcairn Islands filers community, I take grave exception to that statement! I'm off to the Pitcairn Island forum now, and we shall return en masse to express our outrage and to demand an apology!

And oh yes, happy birthday DJefree. We may be outraged, but we Pitcairn Island filers are known for our politeness.

I meant no insult. As I said, "SOME" of the non-Russian group folks. I would like to append that to "With the exception of inhabitants of Pitcairn Island, Easter Island, The Isle of Wight, and some parts of New Jersey. You have my apologies!

[mox 298]

I read an article about Pitcairn Island... It was disturbing, to say the least.

How's adjusting to the culture, Mox?

It's going GREAT! I'm currently learning Pitcairnese. It's an easy language to learn, but difficult to communicate in, as it's composed entirely of adverbs. No nouns or verbs or anything else, just adverbs. Also there is only one tense, the "past defective future imperative" tense. The alphabet has 72 characters, all identical.

I'm a little annoyed at "Pleasantly," my fiancee, right now. I keep trying to get her to go get her police certificate but because their language has no nouns all she knows is that she needs "quickly."

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

Thank you. What we lack with all the inbreeding and "the wheel" (we're *this* close to solving that particular problem! We just need to invent the noun first...), we more than make up for in kindly.

Edited April 1, 2008 by mox

[irish44 0]

I read an article about Pitcairn Island... It was disturbing, to say the least.

How's adjusting to the culture, Mox?

It's going GREAT! I'm currently learning Pitcairnese. It's an easy language to learn, but difficult to communicate in, as it's composed entirely of adverbs. No nouns or verbs or anything else, just adverbs. Also there is only one tense, the "past defective future imperative" tense. The alphabet has 72 characters, all identical.

I'm a little annoyed at "Pleasantly," my fiancee, right now. I keep trying to get her to go get her police certificate but because their language has no nouns all she knows is that she needs "quickly."

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

Thank you. What we lack with all the inbreeding and "the wheel" (we're *this* close to solving that particular problem! We just need to invent the noun first...), we more than make up for in kindly.

You had me laughing out loud on that one, Mox!!!!! Shades of Monty Python

[slim 1,525]

I just noticed on that profile for "Olga" (who is Ukrainian but wearing a Brazilian-themed bikini or whatever that was) at the bottom it says her match should be "Loving. Energetic..... GOOD APPETITE!!!!"

Now that's what I'm talking about!

[visaveteran1 33]

I read an article about Pitcairn Island... It was disturbing, to say the least.

How's adjusting to the culture, Mox?

It's going GREAT! I'm currently learning Pitcairnese. It's an easy language to learn, but difficult to communicate in, as it's composed entirely of adverbs. No nouns or verbs or anything else, just adverbs. Also there is only one tense, the "past defective future imperative" tense. The alphabet has 72 characters, all identical.

I'm a little annoyed at "Pleasantly," my fiancee, right now. I keep trying to get her to go get her police certificate but because their language has no nouns all she knows is that she needs "quickly."

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

Thank you. What we lack with all the inbreeding and "the wheel" (we're *this* close to solving that particular problem! We just need to invent the noun first...), we more than make up for in kindly.

I'm impressed with your computer software that translates only adverbs into this full grammar email. Your computer programmers...inbreds and all, are quite impressive!

[irish44 0]

I just noticed on that profile for "Olga" (who is Ukrainian but wearing a Brazilian-themed bikini or whatever that was) at the bottom it says her match should be "Loving. Energetic..... GOOD APPETITE!!!!"

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Yeah Slim, I thought you would notice that. However, I think Olga is very high maintenance.

Unless you have discount cards for Krispy Kreme, McDonalds, KFC, and many others her monthly maintenance cost could be in the four figure range.

Not to mention how much her Ballet lessons must cost!

[mnieto 2]

The alphabet has 72 characters, all identical.

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[eekee 182]

How is it being the only adult man on the island not in jail? You must have a very busy life there!

I read an article about Pitcairn Island... It was disturbing, to say the least.

How's adjusting to the culture, Mox?

It's going GREAT! I'm currently learning Pitcairnese. It's an easy language to learn, but difficult to communicate in, as it's composed entirely of adverbs. No nouns or verbs or anything else, just adverbs. Also there is only one tense, the "past defective future imperative" tense. The alphabet has 72 characters, all identical.

I'm a little annoyed at "Pleasantly," my fiancee, right now. I keep trying to get her to go get her police certificate but because their language has no nouns all she knows is that she needs "quickly."

I thank the Pitcairn Island Forum for their kindness. And to all Pitcairnites, all 50 persons, give or take a few, of which 6 are the families of the pastor and schoolteacher from abroad!

Thank you. What we lack with all the inbreeding and "the wheel" (we're *this* close to solving that particular problem! We just need to invent the noun first...), we more than make up for in kindly.

[mox 298]

How is it being the only adult man on the island not in jail? You must have a very busy life there!

Well, as the locals would say...]]]]]]]], which means "happily!"