Just for me!!!!!

[Marilyn. 340]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

That's terribly funny and very scary at the same time......well done!

yup, I thunked that up all by myself

Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky.

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents.

Edited May 2, 2006 by MarilynP

[mercuryroad 0]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

That's terribly funny and very scary at the same time......well done!

yup, I thunked that up all by myself

Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky.

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents.

you're so lucky I like you

[crashandcari 0]

i'm bumping this back to the 1st page so canadalaura won't be sad when she comes back to check on it

[Marilyn. 340]

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. Nah, of course you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?

That's terribly funny and very scary at the same time......well done!

yup, I thunked that up all by myself

Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky.

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents.

you're so lucky I like you

I am trying to start a flame war but no one is taking me seriuosly .... I wonder why that is??

That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your azz hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

Edited May 2, 2006 by MarilynP

[MrMrsKnight 0]

hmmm. i noticed you are lacking in the 5 hearts needed to have a thread about you...

I want a heart!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasman0717 9]

What are you doing in my thread? huh?

marking posts

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

I needed that.

::bumping::

[Marilyn. 340]

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[canadalaura 0]

Yeah... well yo' mama's so fat she has her own zip code.

[mercuryroad 0]

gotta sit this one out......I love moms

[Marilyn. 340]

finally someone took the bait ... sheesh

Yo momma's so fat that when u were born they had to send out a search party to find you.

[canadalaura 0]

oooohh... I see how it is... well... your mama's so fat when she was wearing a raincoat someone tried to wave her down for a ride.

[Marilyn. 340]

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers.

[canadalaura 0]

haha... i'm outta your mama jokes...

so yeah... you smell.

[Marilyn. 340]

Yo momma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.