Should I hold the package hostage?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

charles is wise. that is a great idea!

ask for fingerprints too.

[rebeccajo 14]

LOL....Amber you SO have to #### with this person somehow.........

I'd be tempted to take one of my NOA's, lay it on the copier, then white out my info on the copy, and create some sort of 'special' NOA for the buyer.

Say something like 'If this product is defective, mail it to the address listed. Do not contact us about a replacement until at least 90 days have passed'.

Or something like that. I'm sure if you work on it for a couple of hours, you can come up with something really....fun...

[nane1104 146]

Send email updates: "Your request of buying item #32589 is recieved and is now pending for further action at my local office"

This thread is making my day!!!

[Amby 490]

well I am waiting for their echeck to clear

[sj5 4]

you're so bad Amber

Nane has good idea "Your request of buying item #32589 is recieved and is now pending for further action at my local office"

Edited March 27, 2008 by SJ

[PlatyPius 5]

Also ask for evidence of income to show that their purchase will not become a public charge...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Or just print out this thread and include it with the item. He/she should know how much we hate USCIS

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Mail it to the wrong address and insist that it was his fault because he must have written his address down wrong.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Or send it to me and send him a notice saying his package has been transferred and I will be processing the transaction.

Then I will send it to Number 6, he will send it to Larry, and so on.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Or send it to me and send him a notice saying his package has been transferred and I will be processing the transaction.

Then I will send it to Number 6, he will send it to Larry, and so on.

That's a good idea - we could take pictures of package in different world locations and send them to him.

Finally, you should mail the package to the Service Center, where its sure to be lost.

Edited March 28, 2008 by Number 6

[Craneman 2]

USCIS and EBAY are not related.

What does your EBAY agreement say about this.

[Amby 490]

calm down can't you see this thread is just for fun!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

USCIS and EBAY are not related.

Oh I dunno - perhaps you can get a drivers license and non-immigrant visa on ebay

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

USCIS and EBAY are not related.

What does your EBAY agreement say about this.

STFU.

[PlatyPius 5]

USCIS and EBAY are not related.

What does your EBAY agreement say about this.

STFU.

My name is Larry, and I approve of this post.