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Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga

mumunti ngunit ginintuang butil

ng payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga

magulang. Kaya heto, aking ise-share

sa inyo:

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO

APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "Kung

kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo

sa labas! Mga leche kayo,

kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.

"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa

carpet, magdasal ka na!"

3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.

"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto MORE LOGIC.

"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong,

ako lang

magisa ang manonood ng sine."

5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung

ano ang ibig sahibin ng IRONY.

"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan

talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung

ano ang CONTORTIONISM.

"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng

leeg mo, tignan mo!!!"

7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung

anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.

"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo

natatapos yang lahat ng pagkain

mo!"

8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung

ano ang WEATHER.

"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong

kuwarto nyong

magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay

tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa

mundong ito, maaari rin kitang

alisin sa mundong ito."

10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang

BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Tumigil ka

nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na

parang Nanay mo!"

11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong

ibig sabihin ng GENETICS.

"Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong

walanghiya!"

12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa

amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng

ENVY. "Maraming mga batang ulila sa

magulang, di ba kayo nagpapasalamat

at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"

13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng

ANTICIPATION.

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong

makarating tayo sa bahay!"

14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay

Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng

RECEIVING.

"Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!"

15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin

kung ano ang HUMOR. "Kapag naputol

yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong

lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo

sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat,

natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung

ano ang JUSTICE.

"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak,

tiyak magiging

katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa ulo!"

tapos na po ....

CITIZENSHIP 06-19-2013 Sent N400 Application (Chicago Lockbox)


06-21-2013 USCIS received my N400 application


06-25-2013 USCIS mailed the NOA1


06-28-2013 USCIS mailed the Biometrics appt


07-01-2013 Received NOA1 and Biometrics appt letter


​07-15-2013 Biometrics Appt.


08-27-2013 Interview/Test passed


10-07-2013 Oath taking


IR-5 MOM AND DAD


02-20-2014 mailed I-130 for my parents


02-24-2014 USCIS received the I-130 docs


03-17-2014 USCIS approved the petition (took 15 days, weekdays only)


03-25-2014 USCIS shipped the approved case to NVC


04-02-2014 NVC received the papers (6 days from the approval date)


05-01-2014 Got the 2 case numbers. (21 days)


05-07-2014 Got an email & paid the AOS fee (4 days); DS-261(Choice of Agent) sent


05-09-2014 AOS status "PAID" (2 days from the date the was paid)


05-22-2014 AOS docs delivered in NVC


06-27-2014 RFE for I864 and I864A (i left the Place of residence blank, 26 days from the date they received the AOS)


06-28-2014 Mailed the corrected forms to NVC


06-30-2014 NVC received the AOS corrected forms


07-01-2014 Received IV Bill Invoice, paid.


07-02-2014 PAID status of the mother


07-07-2014 PAID status of the father


07-08-2014 Mailed the supporting docs


07-10-2014 Supporting docs arrived at NVC


07-11-2014 Submitted DS260 of mother


07-13-2014 Submitted DS260 of father


09-04-2014 Called NVC and the lady said CASE COMPLETE! (136 days total from the day they received the I-130)


09-11-2014 Received an email regarding the Interview (5 days from the day the case was completed)


09-15-2014 Status "In Transit" inCEAC


09-16-2014 Status "Ready" CEAC


10-03-2014 Interview/AP/USEM (no record of their medical,DAD needs to get an NBI explanation letter&new NBI clearance with his "aka"


10-8-2014 Mom called St Lukes and asked about the medical results, they said they submitted it already back in June


10-10-2014 Mom mailed the NBI Clearance of my dad


10-14-2014 NBI clearance delivered in USEM


10-06-2014 Visa Issued CEAC


10-09-2014 Got an email that my dad's visa was issued


10-14-2014 Visa delivered 11-29-2014 POE


12-08-2014 SS Card arrived

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eau_xplain   2

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:lol:

Sorry Charles, you'll have to learn Tagalog to appreciate it. :)

08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

08/19/08: USPS attempted delivery

08/20/08: TSC received N400

08/21/08: TSC cashed check

09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

09/18/08: Biometrics completed - Charlotte DO

10/24/08: Received Interview Letter

12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

01/05/09: Oath Ceremony 10:00AM. Now officially a USC!!!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

01/17/09: Applied for US Passport and passport card

01/28/09: Received US Passport

01/29/09: Received US passport card

01/29/09: Received naturalization certificate back from passport office

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David-and-Mae   15

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:jest::rofl::rofl:

N-400 NATURALIZATION

04/04/2011 - Mailed N-400 to AZ Lockbox

04/06/2011 - Received

04/07/2011 - NOA

04/07/2011 - Check cashed

04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

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