25 signs ..you are getting old

[almaty 19]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of annual vacation time to... 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. Most of the time you spend at the computer is for actual work.

24. You drink at home to save money.

25. When you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh No! What the hell happened?"

[Dixie_Peach 1]

lololol

good ones dean!

*hmm... think i may have a few of those signs already! lol*

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

So very true. I'm going to sob quietly to myself.

Edited May 1, 2006 by rch99

[GaryC 7]

OMG! Do you know me????

[Mand 1]

Ah good, I'm not getting too old yet...no matter what my birth-cert says

[Sinergy 3]

SOOOOOOOOO happy to know im not old yet

[PsychoKat 0]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of annual vacation time to... 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. Most of the time you spend at the computer is for actual work.

24. You drink at home to save money.

25. When you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh No! What the hell happened?"

Hmm, at my age I might starting to approach the point where things go fill circle on that last one. I know if I were to find myself pregnant right now I would be say "OH NO! What the hell happened" It can still happen but my daughter would find it wierd to have a sibling with a 16 year age difference between them.

OK OK so I'm old *sniffles*

*straightens the afghan over her knees and rock a little harder in her rocking chair*

[Ban Hammer 13,475]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of annual vacation time to... 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. Most of the time you spend at the computer is for actual work.

24. You drink at home to save money.

25. When you find out a friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh No! What the hell happened?"

#3 is questionable...#10 oh yeah! #25 no comment

[almaty 19]

i have some of those things too...

[Jasman0717 9]

[Jaylen Brit 0]

lol at the weather channel one which I have been known to watch - oh lordy there's no hope for me is there

[iceyspots 0]

[Nessa 23]

i can relate to some

[Rocio 0]

[Indo_mommy 0]

So funny!