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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: England
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Yes, this is silly and old, but just came across it again so thought it might give someone a chuckle.

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. :whistle:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A = Poopsie

B = Lumpy

C = Buttercup

D = Gadget

E = Crusty

F = Greasy

G = Fluffy

H = Cheeseball

I = Chim-Chim

J = Stinky

K = Flunky

L = Boobie

M = Pinky

N = Zippy

O = Goober

P = Doofus

Q = Slimy

R = Loopy

S = Snotty

T = Tulefel

U = Dorkey

V = Squeezit

W = Oprah

X = Skipper

Y = Dinky

Z = Zsa-Zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = Apple

B = Toilet

C = Giggle

D = Burger

E = Girdle

F = Barf

G = Lizard

H = Waffle

I = Cootie

J = Monkey

K = Potty

L = Liver

M = Banana

N = Rhino

O = Bubble

P = Hamster

Q = Toad

R = Gizzard

S = Pizza

T = Gerbil

U = Chicken

V = Pickle

W = Chuckle

X = Tofu

Y = Gorilla

Z = Stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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Disclaimer: i dunno nuthin bout birthin no babys, or bout imugrayshun.

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Morocco
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my better half is : Pinky Applenose :lol::lol:

& I am.............. : Pinky Wafflebuns :whistle:

LIFTING OF CONDITIONS

08/26/08 filling date

08/27/08 NOA1

09/12/08 Notice for BIO

10/01/08 BIO

02/04/09 RFE received

02/20/09 RFE mailed

03/03/09 APPROVED

03/16/09 NEW CARD RECEIVED

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Poopsie Gorilla Buns? i sound like an ape with the runs! :lol:

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Ireland
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Me: Boobie Bubbletush

Him: Pinky Waffletush

Timeline:

11-15-2005: Sent in I-129F to VSC

11-21-2005: NOA1

11-29-2005: NOA2

12-05-2005: NVC recieved

12-17-2005: Packet 3 received from Dublin

1-11-2006: Sent packet 3 forms, etc. to Dublin

2-03-2006: Interview Date :)APPROVED!!!

2-05-2006: Flying to Logan Airport

2-11-2006: Wedding Date

3-14-2006: Filed AOS and EAD

3-22-2006: NOA1 (AOS and EAD)

4-07-2006: Biometrics

6-07-2006: EAD approved!!

7-24-2006: AOS Interview APPROVED!!!

7-27-2006: Received Welcome to America letter

8-03-2006: Green Card Received :)

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Filed: Country: Indonesia
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Me: Dorkey Bubblechunks

Hubby: Pinky Bubblechunks :lol::lol:

Our K1 Journey Click Here
K1 Interview in Jakarta Click Here
AOS Journey:
May 02, 2006 :AOS Sent to Chicago...Let the couting begin
May 03, 2006 :AOS received in Chicago
May 12, 2006 :Received NOA1 dated 05/09/2006
May 22, 2006 Biometrics Notice Rcvd dated 05/17/2006
May 30, 2006 :Biometrics done in ASC Birmingham
July 01, 2006 :Interview Letter received
Aug 30, 2006 :Interview in Atlanta & got RFE for I-693A! OUCH!!!
November, 2006 :I-693A Sent. The waiting goes on...
April 4, 2007: Infopass & it doesn't help at all!!!
April 18, 2007 :Contacting our Congressman.
May 18, 2007 : E-mail rcvd, Welcome Notice Sent! Finally!!!
April 22, 2007 : E-mail rcvd, GC has been ordered
April 24, 2007 : Welcome Notice Rvcd. Yeeehaaa!!!!
June 1, 2007: GC arrived! Yippy! USCIS Free for 2 years!
2008: Moved to China
2009: Conditional GC Expired and Husband has been having affairs since 2008 in China. Can't file for ROC since he got laid off. He came to Jakarta to live with me and my parents. He got a new job. Life resume to normal or so I thought.
March 2010: Officially separated after yet more affairs exposed just a day after my birthday!

February 2011: Officially divorced.
June 18, 2011: He married the girl he had the last affair with.

August 2014: I am engaged with my real soulmate. Not an American.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Lebanon
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Me : Snotty Apple Honker

Him : Chim-Chim Apple Brain

Reunited and it feels so good ....

NOA #1 - March 23rd, 2004

Interview- May 18th, 2006 (Success !)

Arrived in the US - May 27, 2006 (our IR-1 visa journey was 2 years and 2 months long)

Wedding - June 17th, 2006

It's a Girl ! Baby Hana's expected due date - March 30th, 2007

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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Let's see, I am Dorkey Gigglesquirt and Luis is Chim-Chim Applesniffer. :lol:

(Puerto Rico) Luis & Laura (Brazil) K1 JOURNEY
04/11/2006 - Filed I-129F.
09/29/2006 - Visa in hand!

10/15/2006 - POE San Juan
11/15/2006 - MARRIAGE

AOS JOURNEY
01/05/2007 - AOS sent to Chicago.
03/26/2007 - Green Card in hand!

REMOVAL OF CONDITIONS JOURNEY
01/26/2009 - Filed I-751.
06/22/2009 - Green Card in hand!

NATURALIZATION JOURNEY
06/26/2014 - N-400 sent to Nebraska
07/02/2014 - NOA
07/24/2014 - Biometrics
10/24/2014 - Interview (approved)

01/16/2015 - Oath Ceremony


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