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AnewKINDofFEELIN Proficient

AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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You should see what eating only hummous for a day will do to it.

I've turned mine a blue from eating too many blueberries before. :P

Green apple snowcone

On a side note, has anyone else ever taken AZO? It turns your urine orange, and not "kinda" orange. You look like your pissing some new Mountain Dew product. They actually warn to be careful, because it can stain clothing.

Yes I have, and yes it can. It can stain the toilet too (there is an embarrassing story about trying not to pee too much at a friends house that goes along with that - oops, I dyed your toilet orange :P).

You think it's rough on a toilet? You should see what it does to a urinal. When it only has a cup of water to dilute it, it gets ugly.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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wow steven, threads about poo now :blink: :blink:

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a most excellent topic, brother charles..it is a short leap from poo..to mud for one's turtle...

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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a most excellent topic, brother charles..it is a short leap from poo..to mud for one's turtle...

maybe he's trying to tell us something :whistle:

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Sweet! Soon more people will be joining my cult of Metamucil...

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When I saw Pooh and not poo, so did I-!!! :lol:

:crying: dang, I thought this was a thread about Winnie the Pooh...

Jeffery AND Alla.

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"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water," Oz instructs. "If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water." Oz makes a "swoosh" sound -- the sound of an Olympian excrement champion.

:lol::lol:

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I thought this was going to be a guide to your moods a la Eeyore or something.

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"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water," Oz instructs. "If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water." Oz makes a "swoosh" sound -- the sound of an Olympian excrement champion.

No sh*t? :blink: Sounds like Oz has a PHD in Scatology. The boy knows his sh*t. Keep up the good work. It's a shitty job, but somebody got to do it.

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"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

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