The Say Anything Thread

[pedroh 21]

lol

[Ban Hammer 13,669]

cook something yourself because it will taste better because you made it

where's nessa?

she's been in bad all day practicing being a housewife

[Amby 490]

ah I see. takes a bit to perfect laziness and being busy doing nothing at all

[Amby 490]

today is a very sad day...I think my breasts have shrunk

[pedroh 21]

aight amigos

it's time to haul @ss from here.. pce out!!

[Ban Hammer 13,669]

today is a very sad day...I think my breasts have shrunk

quite washing them in hot water!

in the meantime, rub toilet paper on them.

[Amby 490]

#######? rub toilet paper on them?

[Marilyn. 340]

#######? rub toilet paper on them?

you never heard that joke???

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically Telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet Paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

“How long will this take?” I ask.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

I stop and ask “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts Every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

[Amby 490]

nope I never heard that joke

[Marilyn. 340]

now you have

[Ban Hammer 13,669]

nope I never heard that joke

[SnowyTater 0]

Amber if you're still dieting you might have seriously shrunk. Mine did. Seriously seriously annoying

[Amby 490]

I'm talking to my MIL and she is so drunk. That combined with her geordie accent I have no clue what she is saying

Amber if you're still dieting you might have seriously shrunk. Mine did. Seriously seriously annoying

I hope not because I barely fill a B cup

[Marilyn. 340]

you can have some of mine

[Marilyn. 340]

so hubby went for his drug test today and the guy said, "yeah, hand in your two week notice as soon as possible" .. so hubby is going to do that this evening after school....

so i am guessing he got the job yay for him and yay for me.. no more having to hear him complain about this job

Edited April 29, 2008 by MarilynP