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almaty Grand Master

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yeah jiggling thighs are not that pretty.

why is that meez b###h jumping with an unopen bottle of water..is she afraid, if she puts it down it get stolen? sounds to me, like she has issues with trust and her time be better spent in therapy than in a gym...no charge..dr. dean

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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yeah jiggling thighs are not that pretty.

why is that meez b###h jumping with an unopen bottle of water..is she afraid, if she puts it down it get stolen? sounds to me, like she has issues with trust and her time be better spent in therapy than in a gym...no charge..dr. dean

maybe it's really beer :P

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why is that meez b###h jumping with an unopen bottle of water..is she afraid, if she puts it down it get stolen? sounds to me, like she has issues with trust and her time be better spent in therapy than in a gym...no charge..dr. dean

:lol: :lol: It's a bottle of protein shake and she's training martial arts :bonk:



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boo!



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* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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dang, I just called this woman who was looking for a daycare assistant and she said i could email my resume and then she hung up :lol: I don't have her email address... I found the add in the pennysaver and you can send emails through that so I sent one asking for her email address...

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dang, I just called this woman who was looking for a daycare assistant and she said i could email my resume and then she hung up :lol: I don't have her email address... I found the add in the pennysaver and you can send emails through that so I sent one asking for her email address...

why not call her back?

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dang, I just called this woman who was looking for a daycare assistant and she said i could email my resume and then she hung up :lol: I don't have her email address... I found the add in the pennysaver and you can send emails through that so I sent one asking for her email address...

why not call her back?

I was just thinking the same :unsure:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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dang, I just called this woman who was looking for a daycare assistant and she said i could email my resume and then she hung up :lol: I don't have her email address... I found the add in the pennysaver and you can send emails through that so I sent one asking for her email address...

why not call her back?

I was just thinking the same :unsure:

because she sounded a little bitchy :lol: don't know if I would want to work for her anyways...

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Nessa Grand Master

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today I mopped a floor other than my home's for the first time ever. Always learning. I've had a hard time with the mopper at first :blush:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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:cry: I wanna work out, but the guys are MIA so I'm stuck in the reception :protest:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Nessa   23

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argh. I'm so sick of this radio station they have here all day long. It never bothered me before cuz I'd work out with my iPod, but now that I actually have to listen to it argh!!! :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Why is this on the 3rd page? Come people!

I'm going to the acupuncturist in just a little bit. I'm wondering what they are going to do the first time I go. I've never been scared of needles but the thoughts of having several of them stuck in me at one time is a little unnerving. :blink:

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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Why is this on the 3rd page? Come people!

I'm going to the acupuncturist in just a little bit. I'm wondering what they are going to do the first time I go. I've never been scared of needles but the thoughts of having several of them stuck in me at one time is a little unnerving. :blink:

"booty gets stuck" sounds like a good title for a porn movie :P

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i buy it

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Since we were going to be at the hospital all day yesterday we just decided to have them valet our car. When we went to the valet to have them show us where the car was so we could get stuff out of it the valet guy started talking to us and told us he does soft porn. :lol: #######? Why do you tell complete strangers that you do soft porn? He said he is also a DJ and a valet attendent. I guess soft porn doesn't pay too well :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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