Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[wakeywakeup 1]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy his Dwayne a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

Let the chuch say AMEN ya'll.

[*JG* 2]

Oh I can't to see what the answer to this one is!!! Wakey, this is going to be our BIGGEST problem. My SO called me last night to say good night and said he was eating pigsfeet and crackers. I told him I was glad to be in NY cuz he was not going to kiss me with that mouth!!

DJ cooked Gizzards last time I was there - The whole time we were grocery shopping, I told him I AM NOT EATING THOSE - he just kept trying anyway - and I made him brush his teeth before I kissed him!

We have some frozen now cause last time he cooked them I made the mistake of saying I didn't like they but ate them cause he made them. Hey, ketsup on just about anything makes it more berable. Now, he refuses to cook what we have. Damn stubborn man.

[JOURNEE1125 0]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy his Dwayne a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

Let the chuch say AMEN ya'll.

A starvin Rasta will eat a pork Chop if you put enough ackee , currie and some green sh*t on it lmao!

Givin "Awakening" a Hi Five and passin the Mojitos !!

[*JG* 2]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy Dwayne his own a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

An electric blanket. Believe me, it works.

Wakey, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till winter. Once he gets over the fascination of his first snow, he'll freak about the cold.

[sus 70]

They actually make electric blankets that have two controls - Works great till the man gets too hot and kicks his half off onto you

[*JG* 2]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy his Dwayne a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

Let the chuch say AMEN ya'll.

A starvin Rasta will eat a pork Chop if you put enough ackee , currie and some green sh*t on it lmao!

Givin "Awakening" a Hi Five and passin the Mojitos !!

Oh, hell no. Andre gave his bros, sis, nieces, and nephews some Spam I took him once. Mummy beat those little rasta kids and then cussed Andre. I am not even going to think about a rasta eating pork.

[JOURNEE1125 0]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy Dwayne his own a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

An electric blanket. Believe me, it works.

Wakey, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till winter. Once he gets over the fascination of his first snow, he'll freak about the cold.

Pleeze Jomo promise me when Noel gets here you all will come over the 1st snow. So that we can laugh at the man who get cold in Jmaica at night. Im go to Family Dollar to get him some cheap leg warmers...lmao

[wakeywakeup 1]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy Dwayne his own a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

An electric blanket. Believe me, it works.

Wakey, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till winter. Once he gets over the fascination of his first snow, he'll freak about the cold.

Don't I know it. We were watching a show the other night with snow on it and he says, " when dat comin fo us?" I said in Feburary and he smiled hard.

[wakeywakeup 1]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy his Dwayne a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

Let the chuch say AMEN ya'll.

A starvin Rasta will eat a pork Chop if you put enough ackee , currie and some green sh*t on it lmao!

Givin "Awakening" a Hi Five and passin the Mojitos !!

Oh, hell no. Andre gave his bros, sis, nieces, and nephews some Spam I took him once. Mummy beat those little rasta kids and then cussed Andre. I am not even going to think about a rasta eating pork.

I agree their principals are firm with the pork. I would beat they will go out in the yard and find some food before eating it. Dwayne just says don't worry about me babe I can go for days without eating when it's something he didn't care for.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Who wants some brownstew CHICKEN FEET with white rice and veggies?

JG, Gill, Kimmyl are you the first in line...how about Sus, where's your plate...Claire, come on now...Wakey run for your plate and ya'll hurry up before Sunny and TL get here...Dang Honey, Dillion, ya'll want to try some too?

[JOURNEE1125 0]

Girl, I have to tell you that I am dreading when Mike comes up. He is vegetarian and only eats fish for a protein source. I love me some meat and I know it is going to be a challenge for me to fix his meals. He keeps telling me that he will cook for himself and I say yeah, for how long. You know how they get. But anyway, like someone says you could make a pot roast or make some pork chops. All this can be done in the oven. Baked chicken with maccaroni and cheese. You are going to have to experiment and have him tell you what he likes. Good luck

Wakey can't turn on her oven - Dwayne won't allow a/c...she will melt fi true!

Look just "Wakey"Buy a conventional oven and buy his Dwayne a blanket!. WE SIGNED ON FOR ALL OF THIS! It just aint as attractive because aint no "Ocean w/tourist" here so it is not quite as attractive as in Jamaica <keep in mind that my SO is still in Ja, so when his ### gets here you all can throw the same back at me when I am telling yall I bought him some KFC gift certificates and told him good luck)

Let the chuch say AMEN ya'll.

A starvin Rasta will eat a pork Chop if you put enough ackee , currie and some green sh*t on it lmao!

Givin "Awakening" a Hi Five and passin the Mojitos !!

Oh, hell no. Andre gave his bros, sis, nieces, and nephews some Spam I took him once. Mummy beat those little rasta kids and then cussed Andre. I am not even going to think about a rasta eating pork.

I agree their principals are firm with the pork. I would beat they will go out in the yard and find some food before eating it. Dwayne just says don't worry about me babe I can go for days without eating when it's something he didn't care for.

Sorry Sweetie I have s sick sense of humor. When we were married I could not have kool aid!! because there is pork in it. So trust me I understand the no prok aspect. My kids newest thing is. Mommy dont eat that it had a fece <face> or Mommie so and so eats durty pig! ewww

Edited August 6, 2008 by JOURNEE1125

[sus 70]

Pleeze Jomo promise me when Noel gets here you all will come over the 1st snow. So that we can laugh at the man who get cold in Jmaica at night. Im go to Family Dollar to get him some cheap leg warmers...lmao

I have to say - after being at Rebel Salute, I will verify that it gets DAMMMMM cold in the hills at night!

[wakeywakeup 1]

Who wants some brownstew CHICKEN FEET with white rice and veggies?

JG, Gill, Kimmyl are you the first in line...how about Sus, where's your plate...Claire, come on now...Wakey run for your plate and ya'll hurry up before Sunny and TL get here...Dang Honey, Dillion, ya'll want to try some too?

That's what I had for lunch..leftover from dinner!!

[sus 70]

Who wants some brownstew CHICKEN FEET with white rice and veggies?

JG, Gill, Kimmyl are you the first in line...how about Sus, where's your plate...Claire, come on now...Wakey run for your plate and ya'll hurry up before Sunny and TL get here...Dang Honey, Dillion, ya'll want to try some too?

LMAO Lawny - Did I ever tell you about the time my girl was eating chicken soup in Negril? She held up her spoon to me and said - What's that? I looked and said - A foot - Thought she was gonna hurl :rofl:

[wakeywakeup 1]

Pleeze Jomo promise me when Noel gets here you all will come over the 1st snow. So that we can laugh at the man who get cold in Jmaica at night. Im go to Family Dollar to get him some cheap leg warmers...lmao

I have to say - after being at Rebel Salute, I will verify that it gets DAMMMMM cold in the hills at night!

Yes the hills feel like winter in Ga and I learned after the first trip to bring some long sleeves for nights. You go out in a halter if you want to. The chill bumbs jump on your back and ride you down the hillside.