Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[Islandwoman 0]

TL and Sunny;

I can't wait until your SOs get here so I can start making fun of ya'll too. Sunny, especially you, and you know why.

Island; you know you won't be on here for about 3 weeks.

I can only hope that will be the case!!! He is 4 years younger than me but I have an appetite like Marcels.

Why she picking Sunny?? You gals got a secret?

[nannygirl82 0]

hey!! how was your trip?

It was great; thanks for asking. Now I'm planning for a big trip in October. My dilemma is how to pack one carry on bag for a two week trip. Anyone have any pointers? Don't forget I loooove shoes B)

How are you? Where did you go? And your next destination?

I'm fine except for a minor sinus infection. I went to NY a few weeks ago. My next destination is a Mediterranean cruise-embarking from Barcelona, Spain> to Nice, France>Rome, Venice, Florence and Pisa, Italy>Split, Crotia>Tunis, Tunisia, Africa. I am determined to bring one carry on suitcase and a small bag. Worst part is that the cruise line I'm traveling on does not have a self serve laundromat. Looks like my room attendant will have to see my hand laundered undies hanging to dry

glad you had a good time....aaahh only one carry on and a bag...sorry i do not have any good advice i need to take a lot of clothes incase i change my mind on what to wear the cruise sounds like so much fun!!!i can't wait to take little miss on a cruise!!

[Shemmy 4]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Yera lawny that was the right one..thanks

Why yuh no lef mi alone an stop ask mi bout rass MIL..yuh did si MIL there ???? cho !!

Asante, I have heard Ghana loves JA..have a rasta girlfren and her hubby visits every year....

[Islandwoman 0]

I'm going to go read some more Stella story for excitment. Night gals.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Yera lawny that was the right one..thanks

Why yuh no lef mi alone an stop ask mi bout rass MIL..yuh did si MIL there ???? cho !!

Asante, I have heard Ghana loves JA..have a rasta girlfren and her hubby visits every year....

Kimmy....u know I love you though. Hubby says to stop messing with you, since u delicate.

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

SJB...you weren't lying about getting NOOOOOOOOO sleep.

[Shemmy 4]

Menya, I see you girl. You counting down?

TL and Sunny;

I can't wait until your SOs get here so I can start making fun of ya'll too. Sunny, especially you, and you know why.

Island; you know you won't be on here for about 3 weeks.

I'll be doing the dutty whine and typing on VJ at the same time when Ray gets here. LMAO

Yes, we're packing now. Well Damien is...

Yera lawny that was the right one..thanks

Why yuh no lef mi alone an stop ask mi bout rass MIL..yuh did si MIL there ???? cho !!

Asante, I have heard Ghana loves JA..have a rasta girlfren and her hubby visits every year....

Kimmy....u know I love you though. Hubby says to stop messing with you, since u delicate.

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

SJB...you weren't lying about getting NOOOOOOOOO sleep.

Told 'ya. I'm coming back from JA a few nights earlier so I can get some sleep

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

SJB'

Have a safe trip. I have to go to bed now

[*SunRay* 1]

Yera lawny that was the right one..thanks

Why yuh no lef mi alone an stop ask mi bout rass MIL..yuh did si MIL there ???? cho !!

Asante, I have heard Ghana loves JA..have a rasta girlfren and her hubby visits every year....

Kimmy....u know I love you though. Hubby says to stop messing with you, since u delicate.

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

SJB...you weren't lying about getting NOOOOOOOOO sleep.

Nuttin nah wrong wit dat Lawn's....

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

Menya, I see you girl. You counting down?

TL and Sunny;

I can't wait until your SOs get here so I can start making fun of ya'll too. Sunny, especially you, and you know why.

Island; you know you won't be on here for about 3 weeks.

I'll be doing the dutty whine and typing on VJ at the same time when Ray gets here. LMAO

Yes, we're packing now. Well Damien is...

Yes ladies this was one good movie tonight. R- Rated, and funny as hell.

Roxcie

[Asante Maroon 0]

Asante, I have heard Ghana loves JA..have a rasta girlfren and her hubby visits every year....

That's cool. One day when you have a free chance you should go with them...

All in all Ghana reminds me a bit of JA. Since Ghana is tropical country, dem have mango and banana and most of the ground food we have in JA.

[*SunRay* 1]

Night Yardies, I'm outta here!

[Shemmy 4]

SJB'

Have a safe trip. I have to go to bed now

You poor thing.

[Shemmy 4]

SJB'

Have a safe trip. I have to go to bed now

You poor thing.

Lawny - go to bed now. Are you thinking of excuses? Trust me, they don't work.

Edited July 30, 2008 by sjb1221

[jawi876 2]

Let's all say together with Lawny.....

Oh Marcel....SSSSNNNNNNOOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNN!!!!