Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Claire/Island;

Mi naw really complain, but mi need some rass sleep. I can't even get in the door and chill for a while. I know this will change when he's working fulltime. And damn, I keep forgetting he's 13 years younger than me. He's not here now, I called my little brother and told him to come get him and drive him somewhere FARRRRRRRR. You would think I'd be asleep now, but I'm washing and my girlfriend is here from Cali. She says Maryland is nice, but too HOT!

Luck you. Girl, today I went to the GYN and she wanted to do a pregnancy test. I just busted out laughing. You all can guess why.

Mi naw guess ....WHY?

[JaHoney 3]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

ROFL.... lawny you made me laugh out loud, my 10 yr old keeps saying what is so funny. OMG!!! you are a newlywed gyal, you might as well put an ice pack on it, drink you some red bull( thanks D) and get prepared... no sleep for you sistren, at least not for awhile....LOL....maybe you can tell him your going out for a bit, find a secluded spot and sleep in your car....LOL

[Asante Maroon 0]

Asante , what's ur connection to JA ?

My whole family is from Jamaica....Everybody. Father's side is from Kingston (Harbor View) and my Mother's side is from Portland

[clairern 0]

Jawi is back !! hi hunny bunny !!

CLaire..mi no ave no crew

Honey, u have to remember the men in JA are very active inna di sun hot round and round..look at my husband he is slender so is his family...but he used to ride his bike to work everyday anywhere he is going...and trust mi him can eat..cannot stay hungry and i'm not talking dry food cooked nutritious food. he didn't start putting on some weight til he got here..some of it can be from the hormones, chemicals in the foods cause he still will not eat fast food and such

does ur SO smoke ?

Girl me juss a pull yuh leg fram lass week with what did a go on. Me nuh mean nuttin by it

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Asante ok ! so ur husband is from Ghana ?

Claire mi know man...

[jawi876 2]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

[clairern 0]

Claire/Island;

Mi naw really complain, but mi need some rass sleep. I can't even get in the door and chill for a while. I know this will change when he's working fulltime. And damn, I keep forgetting he's 13 years younger than me. He's not here now, I called my little brother and told him to come get him and drive him somewhere FARRRRRRRR. You would think I'd be asleep now, but I'm washing and my girlfriend is here from Cali. She says Maryland is nice, but too HOT!

Luck you. Girl, today I went to the GYN and she wanted to do a pregnancy test. I just busted out laughing. You all can guess why.

Mi naw guess ....WHY?

Cause unlike you me nah get nutting

Get it?

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lawny get off and go feed Marcel

[JaHoney 3]

Jawi is back !! hi hunny bunny !!

CLaire..mi no ave no crew

Honey, u have to remember the men in JA are very active inna di sun hot round and round..look at my husband he is slender so is his family...but he used to ride his bike to work everyday anywhere he is going...and trust mi him can eat..cannot stay hungry and i'm not talking dry food cooked nutritious food. he didn't start putting on some weight til he got here..some of it can be from the hormones, chemicals in the foods cause he still will not eat fast food and such

does ur SO smoke ?

NOPE

[clairern 0]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

mi figet yuh neva dere bout when mi run pure joke an ting inna yaadie thread. Mi wan eediat fe tru...dat's why mi like yuh frum yuh bawn...reminds mi of mi.

let's see...try to pour some honey down there...then when he goes to pull away...tell him oonu stuck togetha til im breed yuh. wrap yuh foot dem round im waist and mek im carry yuh all ova de house. Yuh eva see two dawg get catch? waaaaaaiiieeee

pretend fe faint frum de pure joy of ile bussin...truss mi ie will scare im...den tell im yuh heart lef yuh...cuz ie tuh weak fe all de sudden stimuli.

[*JG* 2]

Wakey, Make sure they take the brown envelope from him and take him to secondary interview. They just let Andre pass through. He comes walking to where I was all smiles....with the dang envelope in his hand. I had to throw a fit with the security guard to get him to let us go back and give it to them. That is a very important thing.

Oh, and tell him no machette in his carryon!

haha. Can you pack a machete in your check-in? I really need to get one. I remember you saying to buy it online too.

I'm not sure about check-in. That would probably need to be checked with the airline. My gut feeling is no.

Online is where we got ours. Knifeworld.com, I think it was.

[Asante Maroon 0]

Asante ok ! so ur husband is from Ghana ?

Yes girl. The Maroon in my screen name represents me because I'm a Maroon.

If you guys ever have the chance in this lifetime to go to Ghana. I highly recommend it. There is soooooo much love for JA in Ghana its ridiculous. I was so surprised when I saw di taxi dem wit Jamaica flag pon dem. They absolutely love roots reggae out there and there is quite a few Jamaicans living there. Rita Marley even has a huge mansion out there. I went to see it on my first trip out to Ghana.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny get off and go feed Marcel

Kimmy give me a link;

I want to make sure that was the right ROCKER, if not please change it. The Babies r US near me system was offline when I went and I shopped by memory. Marcel and I were arguing about it for hours. So, please tell me I'm right.

[jawi876 2]

mi ago home now...soon come...likkle more...

Kimmy love yuh like cook food frum yaad!

[clairern 0]

Lawny get off and go feed Marcel

Him gane a road wid har bredda. She sen him wey hoping when him come back him a go too tiyad fe badda har

NOT!!!!!!!