Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[JaHoney 3]

well i was doing real good with my weight loss, but shoot, i would have to lose a hundred pounds to not look super plus sized next to D....

Someone proposed something the other day, i dont remember who?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Shyneeeeee how are you?

[clairern 0]

Thanks English;

I mentioned this yesterday and was planning on re-reading the K-1 instructions again cause I know I was not reading wrong that you have to be single when you enter the US and have to marry in the US.

Hey ClaireRN...

I remember when I first joined the site...you were all over the yaadie thread tell everyone how much you loved them...I thought it was too precious. I don't know why that came back to me all of a sudden. I guess I'm excited for my sis and BIL...more than I realized...all mushy and stuff! kikikiki

AWWWWWW Jawi. Muahhhhh. Much kisses to you. You gave me goose bumps all over my body. I am still here chile, but not posting much. I contribute when I can and just read along and enjoy the banter. This does make my day. I still love you all and that is why I am hooked on this thread

Claire;

I've been meaning to link you, but I've been busy with my little ceremony and vacation bible school for my son and my ex driving me nuts.

Yes girl, I know how busy you are. You being married and now with a new hubby an all that entails. I can see the glow in your eyes at that ceremony. I try not to say too much as I am waaaayy to emotional and will start bawling at the drop of a hat. I am so happy for you. Can I get that dress if that man of mine ever decides to ask me to marry him.. lol

I saw those baby shower pics and was jealous that I did not get to meet you guys, but it will happen one day. (Me knoa me no inna Kimmie click. woaiiiii, me belly battam a hat me ) But me luv har same way.

Mi gyal...mi neva dere eidda! Watch ow har try fe add mi tuh har likkle raggedy liss when Stella come tuh bump. LOL

But mi hear sey when yuh breed yuh loose memory...so mi ago low ie dis time.

Dis rass job have mi so busy...and mi colleagues neva yere so mi supervise my team plus four others...dem tek mi fe wan bc joke...but soon de joke pon dem.

Mi decide fe come pon yere tonight and iggle. Now...nuhbaddy here fe chat wid mi...

Me deh ere a iggle to. But me belly a hat me so me soon gane tek me narcotic dem and guh sleep. Me wei keep yuh company fi de mean time..

[clairern 0]

okay, serious question...no matter how bad it sounds...LOL.... do they sell Ensure or Boost in JA? cuz my SO needs some, i cant get any weight on him till he gets here, but he lost weight behind his car accident and he is thin. Hell if i "throw" it the wrong way, i might hurt him...LMAO

WOnder if i can pack some in my suitcase and take it with me???

They do but it's called something different, like Nutrigen or something to that effect.

TL;

I'm so happy for you..

You have Supligen and Nutrament, but I think those have more sugar in it than Ensure or boost.

Honey; you can carry it in your suitcase, but it weighs a lot (depends on how much your carry). I bring about a dozen when I go to visit grandmother. They do sell it in Jamaica, but it's VERY expensive.

Talking about gaining weight, my husband has put on 12lbs since the 4th of July and I'm looking at him and trying to find out where the weight is (I'm so BAD)....

Not sure if "D" like hardo bread, white rice or spicy bun, but he will gain a lot of weight eating that. For the 2 weeks my little brother was in Jamaica he packed on 10lbs and I lost 11. For some reason, I alwasy lose weight when I go home and I eat 3 times the amount of food. What's up with that.

Yeah!!!! That happens to me too. I wonder why???

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Claire/Island;

Mi naw really complain, but mi need some rass sleep. I can't even get in the door and chill for a while. I know this will change when he's working fulltime. And damn, I keep forgetting he's 13 years younger than me. He's not here now, I called my little brother and told him to come get him and drive him somewhere FARRRRRRRR. You would think I'd be asleep now, but I'm washing and my girlfriend is here from Cali. She says Maryland is nice, but too HOT!

[jawi876 2]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

[JaHoney 3]

I lost weight this last time around when i went to JA, i was shocked...LOL... but he doesnt really eat a lot, more chicken than anything.... and i think all the walking he does, keeps him burning off fat, after the accident he was only getting broth and tea, cuz his mouth was messed up and he dropped weight fast within 2 weeks time, so now he is wiry, he calls it thin and muscular...IM like whatever... you need to eat, he says he is drinking energy drinks, but RED BULL aint no dyam energy drink far as im concerned...LOL

[LIFE'SJOURNEY 970]

Hey, this is better than the cable channel. I had to order me some food in, I didn't want to miss the next episode of action. I may have to go out for desert, since it seems that Tre, is the only one having desert tonight.

Ha Ha

[clairern 0]

Claire/Island;

Mi naw really complain, but mi need some rass sleep. I can't even get in the door and chill for a while. I know this will change when he's working fulltime. And damn, I keep forgetting he's 13 years younger than me. He's not here now, I called my little brother and told him to come get him and drive him somewhere FARRRRRRRR. You would think I'd be asleep now, but I'm washing and my girlfriend is here from Cali. She says Maryland is nice, but too HOT!

Luck you. Girl, today I went to the GYN and she wanted to do a pregnancy test. I just busted out laughing. You all can guess why.

[Asante Maroon 0]

okay, serious question...no matter how bad it sounds...LOL.... do they sell Ensure or Boost in JA? cuz my SO needs some, i cant get any weight on him till he gets here, but he lost weight behind his car accident and he is thin. Hell if i "throw" it the wrong way, i might hurt him...LMAO

WOnder if i can pack some in my suitcase and take it with me???

They do but it's called something different, like Nutrigen or something to that effect.

TL;

I'm so happy for you..

You have Supligen and Nutrament, but I think those have more sugar in it than Ensure or boost.

Honey; you can carry it in your suitcase, but it weighs a lot (depends on how much your carry). I bring about a dozen when I go to visit grandmother. They do sell it in Jamaica, but it's VERY expensive.

Talking about gaining weight, my husband has put on 12lbs since the 4th of July and I'm looking at him and trying to find out where the weight is (I'm so BAD)....

Not sure if "D" like hardo bread, white rice or spicy bun, but he will gain a lot of weight eating that. For the 2 weeks my little brother was in Jamaica he packed on 10lbs and I lost 11. For some reason, I alwasy lose weight when I go home and I eat 3 times the amount of food. What's up with that.

Yeah!!!! That happens to me too. I wonder why???

The same thing happens to me...I think its the stress level of being in America. Even when I went to Ghana for 3 months I dropped like 30 pounds. My granny has been in JA for over a year (she act like she dont wanna come back to the US ) and my aunt went to visit her her and said she is magga like a dog.

[jawi876 2]

Not sure if "D" like hardo bread, white rice or spicy bun, but he will gain a lot of weight eating that. For the 2 weeks my little brother was in Jamaica he packed on 10lbs and I lost 11. For some reason, I alwasy lose weight when I go home and I eat 3 times the amount of food. What's up with that.

No preservatives and chemicals and (10% injected chicken broth) in yaad food. America is making a killing on obesity...weight loss fads and weight loss surgery...not to mentioned increased food prices.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Kiss mi neck**** mi dehyah a dead....JAWI GIRL You're crazy. I thought GILL was crazy, but you killing me tonight. Dead wid laugh at mek snore sound like moan...girl, if I get another CRAMP I'm won't be able to use my legs at all. Girl, thanks. I make sure to PM you when I need a good laugh.

I'm going to take notes....

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Jawi is back !! hi hunny bunny !!

CLaire..mi no ave no crew

Honey, u have to remember the men in JA are very active inna di sun hot round and round..look at my husband he is slender so is his family...but he used to ride his bike to work everyday anywhere he is going...and trust mi him can eat..cannot stay hungry and i'm not talking dry food cooked nutritious food. he didn't start putting on some weight til he got here..some of it can be from the hormones, chemicals in the foods cause he still will not eat fast food and such

does ur SO smoke ?

[clairern 0]

Is there any POSSIBLE way for me to get at least 4 hours sleep per night, besides sleeping in my son's room. But DAMN a sister needs her rest. Remember I was in Jamaica 2 weeks before he got here. I want to do the wifely thing, but mi need some rass rest. So, how do I break it to him gently. If I don't soon, ya'll going to have to start gathering donations to send me to a chiropractor or an orthopod.

DISCLAIMER: Don't want to offend anyone, but honestly, ya'll are like my sisters and I mean that to the core of my heart.

JAWI;

I'm still cleaning brownstew of my keyboard.

This one is easy. Take backshot EVERYTIME...but prepare for it first. set up about tree pillows unda yuh hips and pelvis dem...so yuh nuh have fe use your own foot too much. Lean ova de stack of pillows, lay your head on your forearms or another pillow...then let him have at it. When you buss nuff ile inna yuh back...yuh can go to sleep and let him keep having at it. Practice mek snore sound like moan.

*Disclaimer*

A pure joke mi run. De best way his fe find some crazy position and hope im catch wan charlie horse (cramp) inna him foot dem. If dat nuh work...den tek yuh miggle finga and form a mini-fist fe punch im inna him foot muscle til dem cramp.

Mek him carry heavy tings and trow im back hout fe a few days. Hmmmm...mi neva run frum ile bussin...so dis a likkle harder den mi tink...Soon come wid more.

Jawi, dats why me luv cum pon here. Yuh is a riot...

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Asante , what's ur connection to JA ?