Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[jawi876 2]

Ladies, it's so nice to hear of the good times you both had in JA together. Wake, I am happy for you that your SO will be here soon. This process takes a lot from you. It makes you question whether loving someone from far is worth it. Friday and Saturday nights gets to be the most difficult to get through. Oh don't mind me. I just talked to Joe and he was listerning to music and I'm mad because I want to be ther but I can't. So I will go back and take another nap. I guess when i asked God to give me a good man to love me, I didn't ask him to put him in the same country or state; my mistake.

Roxcie

Yeah we have had some wonderful memories together. Dwane does the same thing playing dominoes. It is only fun for about two hands because you are simply amazed that he already knows how the game is going to end from the first and second bone to hit the table...and what each player is going to play next. He will say "You are going to play double five...I know...I know...put it down. I'm going to win. You know. "

[Unruly Gal 0]

Y'all are crazy. I need some of those songs on my ipod. I recently took Damien to a caberet (sp) and it was all over when the old school go go came on.....I danced 10 pounds off.....Damien was looking like

sjb --

Girl, me and my girlfriends tried to explain go-go to my SO when I was down there for my birthday in April. He looked at us like we had 3-heads.

Alright ladies, logging off to go talk to AW. He's mad because I had to get off the phone with him abruptly. LL Cool J came on "So You Think You can Dance" and I needed uninterrupted time to take in all that man has to offer.

Have a good night.

What did you think? I was not all that impressed with him.

My husband made me log on and try to find where we could vote to keep Twitch on last night. He was so upset when the guy was crying.

After he dissed ballet, I explained how truly athletic they are. After he watched the performance, he was like, wow! how did she do all that? Anyone seen "White Knights" with Hines & Barishnokov (sp?) in it? There is scene where Barishnokov has on these skin tight blue jeans. He puts his leg straight up against his body and stretches out against the wall. I think it is one of the sexiest scenes ever cause the guy is just too limber. LOVE him, btw. Anyhow, I was explaining this to Andre....how he needs to really think about how hard the movements are they are making and notice how it really does tell the story if you pay attention. He ruined the whole beauty of it by trying to stretch his leg up against our wall!

Girl, I'm always impressed with LL Cool J... he actually didn't need to perform he could just stand there and I would be entertained.

Yeah, I was afraid for Twitch and also sad to see Will go. I think that other guy with the mohawk should have gone. Will is an excellent dancer with range.

[*JG* 2]

Weekend plans...

I don't know what my weekend plans are yet, i am sooo last minute. I think I have a bash to go to 2night, we'll see. Last night I went roller skating and I know it has been a while, but I thought after a while I would get my groove back.. NOOOTTTT! i wobbled all around the floor hollering and fell once!! LOL I need to practice is what i need to be doing this weekend so I can redeem myself from that mess

We skate every couple of months or so. I love to skate.

Y'all are crazy. I need some of those songs on my ipod. I recently took Damien to a caberet (sp) and it was all over when the old school go go came on.....I danced 10 pounds off.....Damien was looking like

sjb --

Girl, me and my girlfriends tried to explain go-go to my SO when I was down there for my birthday in April. He looked at us like we had 3-heads.

Alright ladies, logging off to go talk to AW. He's mad because I had to get off the phone with him abruptly. LL Cool J came on "So You Think You can Dance" and I needed uninterrupted time to take in all that man has to offer.

Have a good night.

What did you think? I was not all that impressed with him.

My husband made me log on and try to find where we could vote to keep Twitch on last night. He was so upset when the guy was crying.

After he dissed ballet, I explained how truly athletic they are. After he watched the performance, he was like, wow! how did she do all that? Anyone seen "White Knights" with Hines & Barishnokov (sp?) in it? There is scene where Barishnokov has on these skin tight blue jeans. He puts his leg straight up against his body and stretches out against the wall. I think it is one of the sexiest scenes ever cause the guy is just too limber. LOVE him, btw. Anyhow, I was explaining this to Andre....how he needs to really think about how hard the movements are they are making and notice how it really does tell the story if you pay attention. He ruined the whole beauty of it by trying to stretch his leg up against our wall!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! He was stretching his leg on the wall. I would have peed in my pants laughing. I so upset that Will got voted off. I cried.

Wakey Wakey, bo bakey banana fana fo fakey, mi my mo makey WAKEY!!

Ok its Friday ya'll can tell right..

Glad to see u in good spirits girl, I rememba ya from when Jawi had us going w/ "Stella" and u were just THINKING about the idea of being w/ the love of your life.. LOOK AT YOU NOW.. Like I said I knew how u felt.. on top of the stresses of just being a woman and trying to make it is overwhelming, but u gwaan be aright!!!

SJB!!

RG told me bout that new song, I guess I have to hear it on the radio to get the real effect, but LL was cool.. he don't float my boat but I give him is props for staying in the game soooo dyam long and still making hits..

and I haven't seen that movie but that scene reminds me of that Jean Claude Van Damme movie where he was training and he had that machine stretch his legs 180 degrees..WHOO that man was sexy!

That was cute..we used to do that so much as kids..I'm glad it's friday..the repair shop called it is going to cost me $405 to fix my car..something called a thottle in the engine went out...and it's not covered on my warranty..

Bless the Lord!

Is anything every really covered under warrenty?

[*JG* 2]

Anyone doing anything fun this weekend?

I started mine last night. We had apple martini's, dinner, and then ice cream for dessert.

I think I am busting out of here at around noon. Everyone is out at meetings all day. LOVE those kind of days. I want to go buy myself some caramel apple pistachio tea and I'm eyeing a giant Lucky Jeans Brand bag like Nancy Bottwin carries around in Weeds. I've been searching the internet all week to find the exact bag I want. Bet when I go to Macy's to find it, it won't be up to my expectations. We'll see. I am also eyeing those neon green Reboks.

My daughter and I are going school shopping for her (gasp! hiding bras and panties so no one else in the store can see us buying them---but not get arrested by security for shoplifting!) and we might all see a movie tomorrow. I want to see Mama Mia; but they are pushing for The Dark Knight.

There better be cake and presents sometime in there or someone dies in my house!

We're going to see Dark Knight with my sister and a couple of friends....then off to some Dancehall/ Reggae party at one of the clubs. LOL

Dave was off yesterday and today so we're heading out tonight. He works all day tomorrow, so I'll be at my mom's pool. That's about it for this weekend. Anyone else doing fun things??

JG....Have fun school shopping with ur daughter....Maybe you'll buy her a few B-day gifts while ur at it!

I gave her, her present early. I bought a lawn 4 pack for her, her dad, and 2 friends to see the Jonas Brothers & Avril Lavigne this past Tuesday night. The ex said it was a million little screaming girls. I am her hero! We just took her pics to get developed today. I'm going to make a scrapbook for her.

School shopping was not so bad tonight. We left Andre at home and she didn't complain. I'm happy it's done.

[*JG* 2]

Dwayne's big thing is tea! He knows every tree, flower and bush and how it will affect the body. He doesn't really tell me what foods to eat. Most times at his house I eat what they eat anyway so there is no discussion I love his cooking. I do wonder how it will be when he arrives though and can't go to the back yard for some special tree bark for our tea.

Has he told you about Worm tea? DJ and I had this lengthy conversation about how everyone has worms in them and this tea makes you shyt them out I told him I am lactose intolerant and allergic to lobster - If I want to spend hours on the toilet cleaning out, I am going to enjoy myself first!!!

u crazy girl..

but I have tried those teas b4.. heck I will try anything to dash weh dis belly, (except for continuous exercise )

I am not sure how I'll celebrate my last weekend of being gainfully unemployed lol!

how bout thinking of ways to spend your MONEY!!! (besides bills)

Good thing your child/ren are not school age or that would already be taken care of with school starting. UGHHHH!!!!

Oh they are!!

My son is in London for the summer, he'll be back on the 12th

School doesn't start until the 25th though...

oh ok..i didn't know u had older ones too.. ok so u are gonna be spending a fortune on back to school stuff along w/ the rest huh.. I know the retailers be marking their calendars boy..Xmas and back to school YAYYYY!!!!

Sales tax free weekend next weekend here. Same for you guys?

[*JG* 2]

Dwayne's big thing is tea! He knows every tree, flower and bush and how it will affect the body. He doesn't really tell me what foods to eat. Most times at his house I eat what they eat anyway so there is no discussion I love his cooking. I do wonder how it will be when he arrives though and can't go to the back yard for some special tree bark for our tea.

Has he told you about Worm tea? DJ and I had this lengthy conversation about how everyone has worms in them and this tea makes you shyt them out I told him I am lactose intolerant and allergic to lobster - If I want to spend hours on the toilet cleaning out, I am going to enjoy myself first!!!

OMG the first time he told me that everyone has worms in them I thought I'd die laughing. He went on to say how they are the crumbles you hear in your belly when you don't eat. That is why first thing in the morning you must drink tea; it makes the worms run from the heat!!!

I told my sis and we laughed and laughed but he is sooo serious!! So now, I just accept dat mi hav di worms in mi belly!

Wakey...you are not telling the full story. Ya'll (yes I went Southern) get this...you really don't have a choice with Dwane...you protest...he blows on a spoon of tea or food or both and shoves in your open mouth...all the while saying "I know...I know...you'll like it. I know." Then he stands back and waits for the taste to explode in your mouth before he gives a slllllllooooowwww grin and nods

We would wake up to him standing over us with boiling hot tea...blowing and forcing us to take a sip while it's still hot. "I know...I know...you'll like it. I know."

My first time hanging out with him...I absolutely REFUSED to eat anything involving conch. A would get so upset because I wouldn't eat from his plate or bowl or cup of conch (I like his nerve...with his picky #######)....well anyway...Dwane and his cousin get soup...and I casually ask what kind it was...he stops midway from his open mouth and shoves the spoon full of soup into my mouth. "I know...I know...you'll like it. I know."

Ladies, it's so nice to hear of the good times you both had in JA together. Wake, I am happy for you that your SO will be here soon. This process takes a lot from you. It makes you question whether loving someone from far is worth it. Friday and Saturday nights gets to be the most difficult to get through. Oh don't mind me. I just talked to Joe and he was listerning to music and I'm mad because I want to be ther but I can't. So I will go back and take another nap. I guess when i asked God to give me a good man to love me, I didn't ask him to put him in the same country or state; my mistake.

Roxcie

Roxie I have been asking myself that for years. My answer is always YES even if I am cranky when I am saying it. It is hard; it is absolutely worth it in every way.

Just hang in there.

[*JG* 2]

I found a beautiful Dooney tote on clearence and then 1/2 off that price. It was such a bargain, I couldn't pass up. So big and roomy with lots of pockets. I wanted the Marc Jacobs that was nearly as good; but in the end, I thought I would hate the handles eventually. I also got some of the carmel apple pistachio tea that is like crack to me. Damn Teavana! I LOVE presents.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Hey Quana..yea baxide means just that backside......used by me in space a rass sometimes....cause fi mi mout can get dutty..hehheheeh

[Forever Young 1]

JG I need a good laugh so if you can, will you tell us the emergency room story?

I am still laughing about him putting his leg up on the wall. He probably thought he was really doing something.

yeah dillon.. he got all intimidated when his wifey chat bout dis BARISHNOKOV and his fancy pants flexibility, him sey "whateva him can do, I can do betta..WATCH ME"

JG it was a demonstration of his love

More like "me Tarzan...you Jane....oooohhhhhAAAOOoOOOAAAAHHH!" Too funny....too cute.

I once mentioned that 50 cents body looked hot in a video that A and I were watching as I walked into the bathroom to shower. I came back out to grab something...and A was doing push-ups with his feet on the edge of the bed.

I asked him what he was doing...and he responded...50 is my new inspiration...my arms and chest used to look like that baby remember? I just don't have anybody to work out with because my brother is lazy. I mean yes...he has a bangin body...but over the years it was getting a little pudgy and soft in spots. I had never seen his lazy butt exercise until I said something about 50. LOL

Why is that when you are in love...you gain weight like crazy? Whatever hormone causes that sh*T needs to be sucked from my body.

Gurl, if you can find the answer to that...please let me know! I was doing so well before Mr. Young got here! Ken is 6'5'' and 160 pounds...he has gained weight since coming here ...but so have I and of course it's more than him, cause em cyaa keep em likkle batty still...whereas I can!!! !!! I gotta get back on my grind!

Bless,

Gill

P.S.- Good to see you popping in now and then Jaws!

[Forever Young 1]

Sales tax free weekend next weekend here. Same for you guys?

Our schools don't start til 9/2/08...The closest we get to tax-free weekend is NYC does it the week after Labor day! My cheap a$$ county doesn't do tax-free anything!!

Gill

[Islandwoman 0]

I'm definitely too old for ATI in Negril....way over my head. Damien and his brothers are going for one night next weekend.

is it a concert too?? they are going for one night huh, but I guess the rest of the trip will encompass a couple of days right? u aren't going?

I only go to dancehall night (Thursday night) of sumfest, but this year Chris Brown was there I think< i could have sacrificed one more all nighter to see dat likkle rudebwoy!!!

I hear ya DQ!!! Have you seen his new video for Take you Down?? That likkle rudebwoy made mi hot lik FIRE!!

[Islandwoman 0]

When I don't feel like working out I remind myself that it improves the bedroom life and my stamina, stamina..I chant to myself run faster Bi%%%

That's me!!! I chant "the treadmill is my friend, the treadmill is my friend.........."

[wakeywakeup 1]

Ya'll had a thread party last night while I was snoring!!

I didn't know the story with the conch soup went like that. That is funny he did know too cause now she love's it

I can't wait til tax free day. I don't know when it is.

I saw Chris Brown on the BET Awards I didn't know his little young self could move so good.

OMG I hope I don't gain my weight back when he gets here. I just have to keep moving.

Well, 4 days left and counting til Dwayne arrives so I'm going to scrub some floors. talk to everyone later.

Have a blessed day.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

u'll is a bunch a mess ...Wakey I will be running beside u..so u'll have company...fat no fit me ..and mi only gai nweight inna mi titi dem and mi face...so picha dat

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

States That Offer Tax Free Week or Tax Free Weekends:

Alabama

Connecticut

Florida

Georgia

Iowa

Maryland

Missouri

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina

Oklahoma

South Carolina

Tennessee

Texas

Vermont

Virginia

Washington D.C.

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