Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[wakeywakeup 1]

Ha Ha, Tre...........Now the fun begins!!!! Enjoy it!

Fuh REAL!!!! I am dying Girl...cause I feel fuh yuh! Since Ken come I can't find a dyam ting inna mi kitchen!! When I ask all I get is..."It nuh spell sense fuh keep hit dehso...suh mi move hit yehso!"

Last night we went to Red Lobster. Mi Man wanted to take me out to celebrate our 1 month anniversary (although it's today ...whatever)...I thought I was going to KILL Ken!!

The whole menu deh man ah hask deh waiter..."Is wat typa fish dat?" "Yuh nuh ave nuh Parrot, Doctor or Yellowtail Snapper? Mi nuh too tough into deh pond fish...mi waan some sea fish!" The poor college kid was like "Look Man, this is my summer gig and to me... fish is fish!" I had to jump in a say "Babe, ah nuh fish hut dis! Just pick sittin'!!" A MESS!!!

OMG...then when deh fish come wid no tail and head...my man was VEX!!! Dem price suh dare han dem cheat yuh outta yuh head and tail!! Dat nuh right Mon...dat nuh right!

I was like ..."OK, I am stuck in a bad Oliver Samuels episode!...Where's the camera!?"

Mental note to self...no more RL for us! I'll take him to City Island in the Bronx next time we decide to go out for fish!

Like JG said...Gurrrrrrl, this is only the beginning...it's sometimes frustrating, but usually funny to see how they make their adjustment to the states. Just grin and bare it as lang as you can. You know what I say..."This too shall pass!"

Bless,

Gill

P.S. - Mi woulddah haffi deduct $$ from his first few paychecks fi pay mi back fuh mi good good oxtail and goat meat...wata pissa cheek!

Dem price suh dare han dem cheat yuh outta yuh head and tail!! Dat nuh right Mon...dat nuh right!

I love it it!! I'm laughing with you guys cause all you can do is laugh and love em. Right!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Ha Ha, Tre...........Now the fun begins!!!! Enjoy it!

Fuh REAL!!!! I am dying Girl...cause I feel fuh yuh! Since Ken come I can't find a dyam ting inna mi kitchen!! When I ask all I get is..."It nuh spell sense fuh keep hit dehso...suh mi move hit yehso!"

Last night we went to Red Lobster. Mi Man wanted to take me out to celebrate our 1 month anniversary (although it's today ...whatever)...I thought I was going to KILL Ken!!

The whole menu deh man ah hask deh waiter..."Is wat typa fish dat?" "Yuh nuh ave nuh Parrot, Doctor or Yellowtail Snapper? Mi nuh too tough into deh pond fish...mi waan some sea fish!" The poor college kid was like "Look Man, this is my summer gig and to me... fish is fish!" I had to jump in a say "Babe, ah nuh fish hut dis! Just pick sittin'!!" A MESS!!!

OMG...then when deh fish come wid no tail and head...my man was VEX!!! Dem price suh dare han dem cheat yuh outta yuh head and tail!! Dat nuh right Mon...dat nuh right!

I was like ..."OK, I am stuck in a bad Oliver Samuels episode!...Where's the camera!?"

Mental note to self...no more RL for us! I'll take him to City Island in the Bronx next time we decide to go out for fish!

Like JG said...Gurrrrrrl, this is only the beginning...it's sometimes frustrating, but usually funny to see how they make their adjustment to the states. Just grin and bare it as lang as you can. You know what I say..."This too shall pass!"

Bless,

Gill

P.S. - Mi woulddah haffi deduct $$ from his first few paychecks fi pay mi back fuh mi good good oxtail and goat meat...wata pissa cheek!

Girl, Ken just as crazy as Marcel. He wanted fish to eat today, so he start cooking from 8am this morning. Now, he call to tell me the fish taste different than how the fish taste in JAMAICA...I was like u NO DEH A YARD NO MORE Ya'll going to read about me. He says the same thing about the chicken.

[*JG* 2]

I don't know what they see in those Red Lobster commercials; but they are always upset that they don't live up to their expectations. Andre sucked teeth the other day when we drove by.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

[*JG* 2]

Tre.....they will come out of the woodwork for a long time. Just hang in there.

[clairern 0]

Morning all..

Lawny..I miss your drama...welcome back You always make me laugh. I can always count on you for that.

[wakeywakeup 1]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

Tell dem him a grown man and he obviously agrees with you or he would be going to see dem

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

JENGS....where the HECK you been?

Wakey; They know this...a one rass cuss'in dem ago get again dis evening if dem call back. "I'm holding him CAPTIVE"...that burned a hole in me. Mi rassclaat di man no even deh er 1 week yet. Mi naw hold im captive...he can go out when he want. Marcel says to just ignore them. They miserable and misery loves company. Dem baxide...I am not the rass one...sarry fi dem.

[Jengles 0]

JENGS....where the HECK you been?

Wakey; They know this...a one rass cuss'in dem ago get again dis evening if dem call back. "I'm holding him CAPTIVE"...that burned a hole in me. Mi rassclaat di man no even deh er 1 week yet. Mi naw hold im captive...he can go out when he want. Marcel says to just ignore them. They miserable and misery loves company. Dem baxide...I am not the rass one...sarry fi dem.

running around with mr jengles and being the good wife...lol, I have so much to catch up on. It seems like marcel is here??? Listen to Gill and others on here who have been thru the same thingpray and have patience.

oh and then pray again when he gets a job. the phone calls will really start. mr jengles got phone call for school books and school don't even start until September.

[Islandwoman 0]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

Captive?? He knows how to take the bus!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

Captive?? He knows how to take the bus!!

That's what I'm saying. See, now that he's in the states he's the favorite NEPHEW and everyone wants to met him. When they would visit Jamaica they would never speak to him. His uncles, aunts or cousins...they were too GOOD....now they talking about coming to pick him up or send him bbclatt plane ticket.

[Jengles 0]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

Captive?? He knows how to take the bus!!

That's what I'm saying. See, now that he's in the states he's the favorite NEPHEW and everyone wants to met him. When they would visit Jamaica they would never speak to him. His uncles, aunts or cousins...they were too GOOD....now they talking about coming to pick him up or send him bbclatt plane ticket.

they couldn't do that when he wanted to come to foreign but they can do it now, but dem rude.

[Forever Young 1]

Tre.....they will come out of the woodwork for a long time. Just hang in there.

AMEN!!!!! Ken's long lost Aunt & Uncle in FL called a few weeks ago...haven't spoken or seen Ken since he was 10!! (He's 27 now!) Called the other day and his uncle said

"I heard yuh Gyal won't let yuh hout from honda har crouches fuh call or guh see nuhboddi!!!"

#######! Ken went off and set em straight han told em...First of all dat 'gyal' is my wife, so please show har deh upmost respect!! ! Han 'Is where deh heck yuh been fuh 17 years...yuh mussi jus crawl hout from hondaneath yours!'

The Uncle apologized afta dat han did not seh another outta order ting!

I was like 'Dat's the dyam facety han bright Man I feel in love wid! Gwaan Baby!

Lawny...'F'-EM!!!!! Is yuh han Marcel a build a life yehso...tell dem claat fi guh siddung!

,

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

JENGS....where the HECK you been?

Wakey; They know this...a one rass cuss'in dem ago get again dis evening if dem call back. "I'm holding him CAPTIVE"...that burned a hole in me. Mi rassclaat di man no even deh er 1 week yet. Mi naw hold im captive...he can go out when he want. Marcel says to just ignore them. They miserable and misery loves company. Dem baxide...I am not the rass one...sarry fi dem.

running around with mr jengles and being the good wife...lol, I have so much to catch up on. It seems like marcel is here??? Listen to Gill and others on here who have been thru the same thingpray and have patience.

oh and then pray again when he gets a job. the phone calls will really start. mr jengles got phone call for school books and school don't even start until September.

Dyam Jengy your people dem is PON DEH BALL!!! Why wait han ask inna September wat yuh cyaan ask fuh tiddeh!

I can't!

Bless,

Gill

Edited July 8, 2008 by Forever Young

[Islandwoman 0]

Now, I'm boiling mad right now. Marcel's aunt and uncles dem calling asking "WHY I'M HOLDING HIM CAPTIVE"...####### .....well, I didn't want to do it, but they just got a good SEASONED Jamaican cussing. When he was in Jamaica and they wouldn't visit they wouldn't even say 2 words to him. I'm not chaning my phone number...they're going to see the real meaning of a ***ch (Jamaican STYLE)......

Captive?? He knows how to take the bus!!

That's what I'm saying. See, now that he's in the states he's the favorite NEPHEW and everyone wants to met him. When they would visit Jamaica they would never speak to him. His uncles, aunts or cousins...they were too GOOD....now they talking about coming to pick him up or send him bbclatt plane ticket.

For your own sanity, just sit back and let him tell them to kiss this! Not worth getting yourself involved in that flooishness. Marcel very well knows how he got here and where he wants to stay.