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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

hahahhahahahahha lolololol

lawd yuh mek mi belly battam a hat mi!!

nuh sen nuh pikcha, sen mi one stran a fi yuh hair and one a MissaJengles own :devil: :devil:

yuh see it, the truth a come out now, u could almost guarantee those couples could break up right???

hair is all u want, u nuh want nuh nail clipping???

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Ok ladies next question...

I want to take something nice for my MIL and SIL when we go, they haven't called to ask for one thing since he's been here. I can't ask him what he thinks they'd like because he doesn't even no we're going. So I am asking for suggestions. I was thinking something from bath and body, or maybe a piece of jewelry.

I find perfume is ALWAYS appreciated....

I got my MIL a nice costume jewelry style watch. She really liked it. It was the kind that looks like a nice bangle and charm bracelet.

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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

hahahhahahahahha lolololol

lawd yuh mek mi belly battam a hat mi!!

nuh sen nuh pikcha, sen mi one stran a fi yuh hair and one a MissaJengles own :devil: :devil:

yuh see it, the truth a come out now, u could almost guarantee those couples could break up right???

hair is all u want, u nuh want nuh nail clipping???

:lol::lol: :lol:

Pissa hair, nail clippings, skin cells, tooth, eyelash...wha else yuh waan? True obeah woman :blink:

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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

hahahhahahahahha lolololol

lawd yuh mek mi belly battam a hat mi!!

nuh sen nuh pikcha, sen mi one stran a fi yuh hair and one a MissaJengles own :devil: :devil:

yuh see it, the truth a come out now, u could almost guarantee those couples could break up right???

hair is all u want, u nuh want nuh nail clipping???

:lol::lol: :lol:

Pissa hair, nail clippings, skin cells, tooth, eyelash...wha else yuh waan? True obeah woman :blink:

sound like u a dig up grave. lol wait deh Lawny said she have six to spare.

look pon di expert dem a come out of the woodwork!!! or should i say the graveyard. yardie u forget the clothes!!

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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

Wooiiee!! haha, yuh see it. Mi already scared cause mi pikcha dem pon di internet. Mi need fi guh delete dem tuh rass. Or else sumbaddy gwaan wuk de obeah pon mi......what was i thinking :help:

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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

Wooiiee!! haha, yuh see it. Mi already scared cause mi pikcha dem pon di internet. Mi need fi guh delete dem tuh rass. Or else sumbaddy gwaan wuk de obeah pon mi......what was i thinking :help:

U see it, not thinking like a yard ooman fi true, lol :no::no:

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mi can't wait for clarien to come wid the topic and the day soon done...so mi have a ???

This is sort of the flip side of most of us ladies were handling our business before we met our s/o. How do u handle that because we have it together sometimes the men, think it's okay to send down unreasonable sums of money to J.A. when mr jengles first came he threw out a three figure amount that he wanted to send down every WEEK. I had to ask him who he wanted to send that too?? It does kill me a little bit, that some people down there don't work and i'm up here busting my butt every day.

I explained to him how much daycare cost, the fact that they we needed a bigger place to live and most importantly...di fact that he didn't have a job or knew how much money he was going to make. :wacko:

off to a meeting back in a few

Not here, other than to his daughter..who we send $300 a month. No!! When everyone else come begging he usually say no, unless they make him feel really bad, then he'll send 20 bucks here and there.

Can I be nosy and ask how he sends $20?

I hate to send anything less then $100 cause of the fees associated with Western Union.

You have an easier way?

Either western union...10 bucks.... or most of the time he'll put it on his daughters debit card and they have to pick it up

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mi can't wait for clarien to come wid the topic and the day soon done...so mi have a ???

This is sort of the flip side of most of us ladies were handling our business before we met our s/o. How do u handle that because we have it together sometimes the men, think it's okay to send down unreasonable sums of money to J.A. when mr jengles first came he threw out a three figure amount that he wanted to send down every WEEK. I had to ask him who he wanted to send that too?? It does kill me a little bit, that some people down there don't work and i'm up here busting my butt every day.

I explained to him how much daycare cost, the fact that they we needed a bigger place to live and most importantly...di fact that he didn't have a job or knew how much money he was going to make. :wacko:

off to a meeting back in a few

Not here, other than to his daughter..who we send $300 a month. No!! When everyone else come begging he usually say no, unless they make him feel really bad, then he'll send 20 bucks here and there.

Can I be nosy and ask how he sends $20?

I hate to send anything less then $100 cause of the fees associated with Western Union.

You have an easier way?

Either western union...10 bucks.... or most of the time he'll put it on his daughters debit card and they have to pick it up

it's with a jamican bank?? someone told me they have a scottia bank here in brooklyn and mr jengles should look into that

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mi can't wait for clarien to come wid the topic and the day soon done...so mi have a ???

This is sort of the flip side of most of us ladies were handling our business before we met our s/o. How do u handle that because we have it together sometimes the men, think it's okay to send down unreasonable sums of money to J.A. when mr jengles first came he threw out a three figure amount that he wanted to send down every WEEK. I had to ask him who he wanted to send that too?? It does kill me a little bit, that some people down there don't work and i'm up here busting my butt every day.

I explained to him how much daycare cost, the fact that they we needed a bigger place to live and most importantly...di fact that he didn't have a job or knew how much money he was going to make. :wacko:

off to a meeting back in a few

Not here, other than to his daughter..who we send $300 a month. No!! When everyone else come begging he usually say no, unless they make him feel really bad, then he'll send 20 bucks here and there.

Can I be nosy and ask how he sends $20?

I hate to send anything less then $100 cause of the fees associated with Western Union.

You have an easier way?

Either western union...10 bucks.... or most of the time he'll put it on his daughters debit card and they have to pick it up

lol yo meez out shoppin up a storm and hubby waitn for her to get home lol thats cute

K-1 2007

Mailed off Application April 27

Approved August 10

Interview Oct 16

Arrived NYC JFK Oct 27

AOS 2008

1/28 mailed AOS package

2/19 Case xfer to California Service Center

2/27 Biometrics 9AM Newark

3/14 APPLICATION FOR USCIS TRAVEL DOCUMENT approval notice sent

3/19 EAD approved/Card production ordered

6/12 AOS approved &Card producition ordered

6/12 Perm. Res. Card RCVD.

Naturalization 2017

Service Center :Dallas/Lewisville TX Lockbox

CIS Office :Oakland Park FL

Date Filed :3/13/17

NOA Date :3/20/17

Bio. Appt. :3/27/17

In Line for Interview: 4/18

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Ok ladies next question...

I want to take something nice for my MIL and SIL when we go, they haven't called to ask for one thing since he's been here. I can't ask him what he thinks they'd like because he doesn't even no we're going. So I am asking for suggestions. I was thinking something from bath and body, or maybe a piece of jewelry.

Perfume?

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Cases complete!Enjoying life!!

PM me if you have questions

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mi can't wait for clarien to come wid the topic and the day soon done...so mi have a ???

This is sort of the flip side of most of us ladies were handling our business before we met our s/o. How do u handle that because we have it together sometimes the men, think it's okay to send down unreasonable sums of money to J.A. when mr jengles first came he threw out a three figure amount that he wanted to send down every WEEK. I had to ask him who he wanted to send that too?? It does kill me a little bit, that some people down there don't work and i'm up here busting my butt every day.

I explained to him how much daycare cost, the fact that they we needed a bigger place to live and most importantly...di fact that he didn't have a job or knew how much money he was going to make. :wacko:

off to a meeting back in a few

Not here, other than to his daughter..who we send $300 a month. No!! When everyone else come begging he usually say no, unless they make him feel really bad, then he'll send 20 bucks here and there.

Can I be nosy and ask how he sends $20?

I hate to send anything less then $100 cause of the fees associated with Western Union.

You have an easier way?

Either western union...10 bucks.... or most of the time he'll put it on his daughters debit card and they have to pick it up

lol yo meez out shoppin up a storm and hubby waitn for her to get home lol thats cute

Jah'love how is the baby?

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Security guard just called and said I had a delivery...MARCEL sent me flowers....aint that sweet. I've not spoken to him since 6:30 this morning; and I've been so busy at work and I YELLED AT HIM THIS morning.

Now, mi really INNA RASS HEATTTTTTTTTTT

That was nice of him...

Lawd yuh betta run back tuh deh shower :lol:

:yes::lol:

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mi can't wait for clarien to come wid the topic and the day soon done...so mi have a ???

This is sort of the flip side of most of us ladies were handling our business before we met our s/o. How do u handle that because we have it together sometimes the men, think it's okay to send down unreasonable sums of money to J.A. when mr jengles first came he threw out a three figure amount that he wanted to send down every WEEK. I had to ask him who he wanted to send that too?? It does kill me a little bit, that some people down there don't work and i'm up here busting my butt every day.

I explained to him how much daycare cost, the fact that they we needed a bigger place to live and most importantly...di fact that he didn't have a job or knew how much money he was going to make. :wacko:

off to a meeting back in a few

Not here, other than to his daughter..who we send $300 a month. No!! When everyone else come begging he usually say no, unless they make him feel really bad, then he'll send 20 bucks here and there.

Can I be nosy and ask how he sends $20?

I hate to send anything less then $100 cause of the fees associated with Western Union.

You have an easier way?

Either western union...10 bucks.... or most of the time he'll put it on his daughters debit card and they have to pick it up

lol yo meez out shoppin up a storm and hubby waitn for her to get home lol thats cute

Jah'love how is the baby?

so far so good i back to dr end of this month 24th

K-1 2007

Mailed off Application April 27

Approved August 10

Interview Oct 16

Arrived NYC JFK Oct 27

AOS 2008

1/28 mailed AOS package

2/19 Case xfer to California Service Center

2/27 Biometrics 9AM Newark

3/14 APPLICATION FOR USCIS TRAVEL DOCUMENT approval notice sent

3/19 EAD approved/Card production ordered

6/12 AOS approved &Card producition ordered

6/12 Perm. Res. Card RCVD.

Naturalization 2017

Service Center :Dallas/Lewisville TX Lockbox

CIS Office :Oakland Park FL

Date Filed :3/13/17

NOA Date :3/20/17

Bio. Appt. :3/27/17

In Line for Interview: 4/18

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Yah dyamn right,

and me a tek back mi offer fi send me and mr jengles picture to u, u might send to it marlita and mi nuh know what kind of obeah she a wuk now

hahahhahahahahha lolololol

lawd yuh mek mi belly battam a hat mi!!

nuh sen nuh pikcha, sen mi one stran a fi yuh hair and one a MissaJengles own :devil: :devil:

yuh see it, the truth a come out now, u could almost guarantee those couples could break up right???

hair is all u want, u nuh want nuh nail clipping???

:lol::lol: :lol:

Pissa hair, nail clippings, skin cells, tooth, eyelash...wha else yuh waan? True obeah woman :blink:

sound like u a dig up grave. lol wait deh Lawny said she have six to spare.

look pon di expert dem a come out of the woodwork!!! or should i say the graveyard. yardie u forget the clothes!!

JENGS....u and di one JG- unu lef mi 6 EYELASH alone (I think I"m going end up getting pregnant next month)...I just have that feeling...

Yardie,

Mi just come outah a di showah and ...bwaay mi no know...it naw help mi dis time...last time mi di inna heat fi 3 weeks :crying:

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

6002239865101_1_27247687.jpg (cost of the IMMIGRATION PROCESS)

tep aff a mi name

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