Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

[Jengles 0]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Gill ago ring mi neck when she read dis

[brownnskinn 0]

Mawning Fam,

OK, I have to vent! Ken just calls me and says some random fellow he works with saw our wedding picture and loved my outfit and now wants to know if I can take his fiancee shopping for a wedding dress b/c David's Bridal is too expensive han dem pon ah budget! Then my Husband puts the man on the phone. He tells me his fiancee is a size 18 and is having trouble finding anything 'reasonable'!

I tell him about a wholesale Dressy dresses outlet about 20 minutes from where he and Ken work...Homeboy then says ..."Yuh knoa wat...I haffi wuk pon Saturday...but I will tell har fi tek deh bus han come here afta she finish wuk at noon han yuh cyaan meet har here han tek har tuh deh place." WTBumbarasclaatFhockery is dis! Like I don't have a dyam ting fuh duh den cart dis yah ooman around looking fuh wedding dresses!!!!

I then told him I was busy on Saturday...but would be more than happy to tell them ow fuh get out deh pon deh bus! The renking man ave deh nerve fi seh..."Wat bout Sundeh den? Ken tell mi yuh nuh really ave too much plan pon Sundeh!! Plus, I'm hoff pon Sundeh suh I cyan guh wid onnuh, jus meet us hup here hat noon shall we seh? At this point I am like...

I told him I would haffi git back tuh him...he says "By tiddeh puh-lease..wi haffi git dis ting sort hout!!!"

Ken then has the G-d given sense to call me back and says..."Baby Gurl, mi never knoa hit wouldda guh dung suh! Mi sarry!" I told him..."Don't be sorry, just know seh...I am NOT doing it...wat yuh decide fi tell yuh friend is pon yuh!"

OK, AM I WRONG? I don't know this man or his fiancee from a blinking whole in the wall! Not to mention, what exactly am I suppose to do with the boys! They hated going shopping for their wedding suits not to mention some random woman they dont know!! Because of course Mr. Young is working on Sunday!

GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!!!!!

Bless,

Gill

mi sorry mi affi laugh

She started it.... . I agree, I would seh hell no!! Have she no family? My husband is always volunteering me for "whatever" like I have nothing else better to do with my time. esp giving explanations for something or just information, he'll just hand me the phone. I'm like who is this and what am I supposed to be saying ???

[Forever Young 1]

Wah u seh Gill;

U tink u ave likkle time fi tek mi shappin fi mi likkle white frack...maybe satdeh r sundeh? Wah u a seh baby gurl...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di shoe shap...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di place fi ordah mi wig...den u can elp mi pick out mi cake n pay fi it...tanks sis....see u soon.

wait is only di Cake she a pay for??? and hole up, u nuh see mi put in my order for pickney dress and hear you a chat bout saturday or sunday. move yuhself cause mr jengs need a suit to wear a di wedding!!!!

Jengy...yuh bettah MOVE from mi!! Yuh neva see mi plan my wedding inna TEN days...why do you think that is?? Cause mi HATE PLAN DEM TINGS!! Don't even talk to me about suit...cause Ken and the boys had talked themselves into believing that I would go for them wearing T-shirts and shorts to the blinking wedding! Ken gassed those boys so bad...and he knew nothing nuh guh suh! When mi finally burst the bubble hand tek dem all out suit shopping...yuh shouldda see deh face dem!

:lol:

However, if yuh have a likkle gurl fi guh shopping for...I'd be only too happy!! Love shopping for likkle Girls... ...boys tek halla deh fun outta hit...wid dem lang faces following you around the store and asking "How much Lonnnnnger?"

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Jengy...yuh figget the bamboozling people nuh git Ken his driver's license before he left JA...suh...is mi wan haffi drive tuh!

[brownnskinn 0]

You aint the only one. I stepped on the scale this morning and it was the highest I ever seen in my life! I am actually happy with my size, but I could not believe it. I gained like 15 pounds since last Sept. That is huge for me. Now i just do yoga, but i need to add pilates back in so I can get real thick and tone..

Congrats, I remember sometime back you said you were trying to gain some weight.

[Jengles 0]

Wah u seh Gill;

U tink u ave likkle time fi tek mi shappin fi mi likkle white frack...maybe satdeh r sundeh? Wah u a seh baby gurl...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di shoe shap...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di place fi ordah mi wig...den u can elp mi pick out mi cake n pay fi it...tanks sis....see u soon.

wait is only di Cake she a pay for??? and hole up, u nuh see mi put in my order for pickney dress and hear you a chat bout saturday or sunday. move yuhself cause mr jengs need a suit to wear a di wedding!!!!

Jengy...yuh bettah MOVE from mi!! Yuh neva see mi plan my wedding inna TEN days...why do you think that is?? Cause mi HATE PLAN DEM TINGS!! Don't even talk to me about suit...cause Ken and the boys had talked themselves into believing that I would go for them wearing T-shirts and shorts to the blinking wedding! Ken gassed those boys so bad...and he knew nothing nuh guh suh! When mi finally burst the bubble hand tek dem all out suit shopping...yuh shouldda see deh face dem!

:lol:

However, if yuh have a likkle gurl fi guh shopping for...I'd be only too happy!! Love shopping for likkle Girls... ...boys tek halla deh fun outta hit...wid dem lang faces following you around the store and asking "How much Lonnnnnger?"

Gill

see how mi is easy to please, is pure gurl mi a shop for, me but me is internet shopping queen, so those we have or at least know where to go, i planned my wedding in 4 weeks and got 90% of everything from the net, what me didn't get mr jengs did. but mi need a dress too, so please to pm the name of the place so mi can go out dere one day and lose mi mind.

t-shirts and shorts, lol and dat day was HOT! Ken love u my girl,

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Jengy...yuh figget the bamboozling people nuh git Ken his driver's license before he left JA...suh...is mi wan haffi drive tuh!

Yuh nuh fi tell people dat when u ah advertise yuh business, just tell the man fi drive slow, real slow

[Forever Young 1]

Yuh nuh fi tell people dat when u ah advertise yuh business, just tell the man fi drive slow, real slow

... A MESS!!!

[dancehallquana 5]

Wah u seh Gill;

U tink u ave likkle time fi tek mi shappin fi mi likkle white frack...maybe satdeh r sundeh? Wah u a seh baby gurl...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di shoe shap...den when we dun dat u can tek mi a di place fi ordah mi wig...den u can elp mi pick out mi cake n pay fi it...tanks sis....see u soon.

Lawny my dear,

If is was you or anyone inna deh Yardie thread...I WOULDN'T mine...serious! But, fi dis hole fenky fenky man ( WHO I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!) fi come push hup em self and divi up my time, like it's nothing...that's what gets me stock-steering MAD!!!

Missa Young just call and say "Baby Gurl, I love you and mi tell em I will get the directions to the place for him!" And he also went off on my man about assuming his wife don't ave nuttin better fuh duh wid har time!

Dyam right! But, it's just the nerve...like I know I would NEVER guh push up myself pon someone I've never met and start making demands if I'm not paying them! So it shocks the HECK out of me when someone thinks that's OK to do to someone else!

P.S.- JG, I am with you...I HATE when someone just hands over the phone and says 'Talk to ..." and Ken knows this!

Bless,

Gill

P.S.- Quans...'Kuf' means hit, lick, slap upside ones head! Shelly tunda sang a song called "Sometimes a Man fuh git 'Kuf'" back in the early 90's...maybe late 80's...

I see, mi ave to rememba dat next time RG gin pon mi nerves..

[Forever Young 1]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Gill ago ring mi neck when she read dis

No Man...I'm just going to call Marcel's Auntie inna Queens fi help me plan deh wedding fuh Onnuh! I'm sure she'd be only to happy to lend a hand! :lol: Maybe she can do the DJ'ing

Gill

[dancehallquana 5]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Gill ago ring mi neck when she read dis

No Man...I'm just going to call Marcel's Auntie inna Queens fi help me plan deh wedding fuh Onnuh! I'm sure she'd be only to happy to lend a hand! :lol: Maybe she can do the DJ'ing

Gill

OHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dancehallquana 5]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Gill ago ring mi neck when she read dis

No Man...I'm just going to call Marcel's Auntie inna Queens fi help me plan deh wedding fuh Onnuh! I'm sure she'd be only to happy to lend a hand! :lol: Maybe she can do the DJ'ing

Gill

OHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcel auntie a tie Tre up and tel Marcel she a leave him at di altar.. LOL mi gyal will pull out di eyelashes and eyelashes of every bridesmaid to affi work wid dat mad woman!!!!

[Forever Young 1]

But Gilllllll..

Mi all fi get bout di limazine...di sound...wait deh...wah else mi a fit...ohhhhh minstah need suit and hat...no figet seh mi need some doves release aftah di cerimoni...one more ting di cake...mek sure a one black cake...mi caan nyam di yellow cake a tall..an since u ago get frack fi everi badi else...mi ago need 2 more...so mi can change 2 times aftah at the reception...u know seh mi afi fresh and trash out...aftah all a fi mi day...tonks mi sitren...mi we able fi pay u back in about 360 months...luv u eerrrrrrrr CHUPS

Rope in Ken and make it a family affair, him can drive the limo and play the music

Gill ago ring mi neck when she read dis

No Man...I'm just going to call Marcel's Auntie inna Queens fi help me plan deh wedding fuh Onnuh! I'm sure she'd be only to happy to lend a hand! :lol: Maybe she can do the DJ'ing

Gill

OHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcel auntie a tie Tre up and tel Marcel she a leave him at di altar.. LOL mi gyal will pull out di eyelashes and eyelashes of every bridesmaid to affi work wid dat mad woman!!!!

:lol: ...yuh dyam right Quans...

[clairern 0]

This is the link for the vaccines needed for immigrants.

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dq/pdf/ti_vacc.pdf

Edited June 17, 2008 by clairern