Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[brownnskinn 0]

Wow...you guys get me into so much trouble!

OMG funny, funny, funny.

[dancehallquana 5]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Just a shame, she is already planning her immigration to America and probably could care less bout the baby getting his stuff in orda.. and like u said unfortunately, Ken has to entertain her madness if u have any hopes in getting KJ home w/out any trouble.

Blessings to u cuz she is a piece of work..

[Forever Young 1]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Oooooooooooooo-kkkayyyyyyyyyy...yuh see mi Brownie...like Jengy seh mek she sit right there and wait!

Dyam foolishness! Yeah Man, yuh TWO year old cyan file fuh yuh!!! Em ah guh use em play bank money fi tek cyare a yuh!

Gill

[*JG* 2]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Oooooooooooooo-kkkayyyyyyyyyy...yuh see mi Brownie...like Jengy seh mek she sit right there and wait!

Dyam foolishness! Yeah Man, yuh TWO year old cyan file fuh yuh!!! Em ah guh use em play bank money fi tek cyare a yuh!

Gill

When he's an adult, he can. Tell her to hang in there another 18 years or so!!!!

[brownnskinn 0]

. She's lost almost 25 pounds, which is never a good thing to lose so much weight in a short period of time.

Man, that's not good. I hope she gets to feeling better.

[*SunRay* 1]

Who lives in the D.C. area besides Michelle?

Wanted to throw this out too......My SIL is going to JA next week. Just overnight. She's from Brooklyn, NY. If anyone has anything that needs to go to/from MoBay to NY, let me know and I'll see what we can arrange.

What's in a purple hard on?

I'm kindof cringing at the name......I NEVER want to see no hard on that is purple. That has got to be painful.

Damn Gina!!!! Does that mean I'm SOL.... Lucky I don't have anything....

[dancehallquana 5]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Oooooooooooooo-kkkayyyyyyyyyy...yuh see mi Brownie...like Jengy seh mek she sit right there and wait!

Dyam foolishness! Yeah Man, yuh TWO year old cyan file fuh yuh!!! Em ah guh use em play bank money fi tek cyare a yuh!

Gill

Good ting di baby mama drama will ongly be by phone except when u visit di yaad..Thank God for small blessings..LOL

[sus 70]

What's in a purple hard on?

I'm kindof cringing at the name......I NEVER want to see no hard on that is purple. That has got to be painful.

LOL - I have no clue what is in it - he invented it - some frozen thing and it is bright purple - goes down too easy!

[*SunRay* 1]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Oooooooooooooo-kkkayyyyyyyyyy...yuh see mi Brownie...like Jengy seh mek she sit right there and wait!

Dyam foolishness! Yeah Man, yuh TWO year old cyan file fuh yuh!!! Em ah guh use em play bank money fi tek cyare a yuh!

Gill

She's more than just touched. There's a place here in DC for people like her. It's called St. Elizabeth Hospital "For mental patients" The may be able to give her the assistance it seems she needs.

[brownnskinn 0]

Did mi git handbag??? Mi git two of dem waan wallet and sunglass case to match When mi come tuh yaad he had nerve tuh vex up 'im face

[*JG* 2]

What's in a purple hard on?

I'm kindof cringing at the name......I NEVER want to see no hard on that is purple. That has got to be painful.

LOL - I have no clue what is in it - he invented it - some frozen thing and it is bright purple - goes down too easy!

No comment..........

[dancehallquana 5]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.

That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.

I told his tail that very thing JG. He said I knew you would vex.

Sunny --

That's how most Jamaican males stay. I warned Marcel before I even got in the car with him. It's funny when we went to pick up his friends to go to Pier One, they were like --- STAR...u ago mek di ooman drive u vehicle (they didn't know I was Jamaican). So, I let them talk about me the whole time until we reach the club parking lot and then I cussed their A$$es out. I was driving slow as hell and people were passing me, but I didn't care. All Marcel did was kept on laughing. And all I was hearing was bbclaat by di time we reach the club ago lack dung. Marcel still laughing is A$$ off.

I don't play when it comes to driving in Jamaica. I have seen HORRIBLE accidents and I'll be DAMNED if you're going to drive like a BAT out of hell with precious cargo (ME) in the car. On my second trip, his friends don't complain anymore and they know not to say nothing this time... because...see di taxi dem deh!

What is SOOO funny is that they think they are driving good.. I would be holding on to ANYTHING and EVRYTHING while RG was driving and he would be like "What??" I'd tell him, "U almost ran over that person" (cuz he don't slow down when someone crosses the street) He would be like, "I would never run over anyone, I've gauged how fast I can go without hitting them" I would be like WHATEVER, I will just close my eyes everytime I see a pedestrian. He was clueless to the fact that he was driving like a maniac, but i guess he would if everybody else does it LOL

News Flash...........that does not change when they get to the US.

My husband never even drove in JA, so I don't really know what his excuse is. I just know I get whiplash driving with him. It's like wooooooo from a dead stop till we hit the speed limit of that street, then 2 feet before the stop sign/light, he slams on the break.

WOW.. ok so it's not learned its in their blood!! LOL I couldn't even imagine trying to adapt to all the rules of the road here after driving there. Now on the other hand, my 2 good "Jamerican" friends go to JA and can't wait to get on the roads of Jamaica LOL They love to be free- driving 90 mph and veering into the opposite lane while passing cars whenever they want. (smile)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

WTH..The woman is touched 4real.

Oooooooooooooo-kkkayyyyyyyyyy...yuh see mi Brownie...like Jengy seh mek she sit right there and wait!

Dyam foolishness! Yeah Man, yuh TWO year old cyan file fuh yuh!!! Em ah guh use em play bank money fi tek cyare a yuh!

Gill

She's more than just touched. There's a place here in DC for people like her. It's called St. Elizabeth Hospital "For mental patients" The may be able to give her the assistance it seems she needs.

Lawd Sunny u bad

[*SunRay* 1]

What's in a purple hard on?

I'm kindof cringing at the name......I NEVER want to see no hard on that is purple. That has got to be painful.

LOL - I have no clue what is in it - he invented it - some frozen thing and it is bright purple - goes down too easy!

LMAO Sus, I didn't post that..... VJ is acting weird today.

[brownnskinn 0]

Ken just asked me last week what happened cause the same guys keep asking for me.

Gill

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