Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[dancehallquana 5]

Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.

I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!

I used to love that. Andre's friends would be talking and one would look at me and say to Andre "does she understand". He'd say uh huh and you can practically see the guy blush and move on to another subject.

BIG UPS ta all ya gyals putting di facety people dem in dey place. Even if I KNEW someone couldn't understand my language, I wouldn't feel comfortable making comments about them so freely in their face! That's just RUDE!!

[Sonshyne 2]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

She git a touch fram USCIS let's pray har NOA2 soon come

[*JG* 2]

Is that the fuss? Over a touch?

Tre, girlie, that is a good thing! Hang in there.

[Yaads 0]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

She git a touch fram USCIS let's pray har NOA2 soon come

ahhhh so she git deh feel up

[*JG* 2]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

She git a touch fram USCIS let's pray har NOA2 soon come

ahhhh so she git deh feel up

Oh boy, here we go again......

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

Dat mean seh dem TOUCH me -- which no mean one RASS to mi...Touched 2/17 & 3/27 -- mi no know wah di rass dem a wait pon.

[sus 70]

Dat mean seh dem TOUCH me -- which no mean one RASS to mi...Touched 2/17 & 3/27 -- mi no know wah di rass dem a wait pon.

But sometimes it can take a lot of touching for it to come! (sorry, couldn't resist)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

She git a touch fram USCIS let's pray har NOA2 soon come

ahhhh so she git deh feel up

Oh boy, here we go again......

OH YES!......USCIS feel me up...feel me up.

[Yaads 0]

Dat mean seh dem TOUCH me -- which no mean one RASS to mi...Touched 2/17 & 3/27 -- mi no know wah di rass dem a wait pon.

But sometimes it can take a lot of touching for it to come! (sorry, couldn't resist)

Where is the Captain?!?!? Im need fi edit yuh! Yuh outta ordah Sus...outta ordah!

[Sonshyne 2]

UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess

GUESS WHO BAX MI

We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,

Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

She git a touch fram USCIS let's pray har NOA2 soon come

ahhhh so she git deh feel up

Oh boy, here we go again......

OH YES!......USCIS feel me up...feel me up.

[Yaads 0]

We nah waan Lawny fi go back inna heat...break out de ice watah!

Doan mek mi haffi break out deh pum pum coolah!

[sus 70]

We nah waan Lawny fi go back inna heat...break out de ice watah!

Doan mek mi haffi break out deh pum pum coolah!

:rofl:

I think we are going to have to create a drink called the pum pum coolah

[dancehallquana 5]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.

That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.

I told his tail that very thing JG. He said I knew you would vex.

Sunny --

That's how most Jamaican males stay. I warned Marcel before I even got in the car with him. It's funny when we went to pick up his friends to go to Pier One, they were like --- STAR...u ago mek di ooman drive u vehicle (they didn't know I was Jamaican). So, I let them talk about me the whole time until we reach the club parking lot and then I cussed their A$$es out. I was driving slow as hell and people were passing me, but I didn't care. All Marcel did was kept on laughing. And all I was hearing was bbclaat by di time we reach the club ago lack dung. Marcel still laughing is A$$ off.

I don't play when it comes to driving in Jamaica. I have seen HORRIBLE accidents and I'll be DAMNED if you're going to drive like a BAT out of hell with precious cargo (ME) in the car. On my second trip, his friends don't complain anymore and they know not to say nothing this time... because...see di taxi dem deh!

What is SOOO funny is that they think they are driving good.. I would be holding on to ANYTHING and EVRYTHING while RG was driving and he would be like "What??" I'd tell him, "U almost ran over that person" (cuz he don't slow down when someone crosses the street) He would be like, "I would never run over anyone, I've gauged how fast I can go without hitting them" I would be like WHATEVER, I will just close my eyes everytime I see a pedestrian. He was clueless to the fact that he was driving like a maniac, but i guess he would if everybody else does it LOL

[Islandwoman 0]

Dat mean seh dem TOUCH me -- which no mean one RASS to mi...Touched 2/17 & 3/27 -- mi no know wah di rass dem a wait pon.

But sometimes it can take a lot of touching for it to come! (sorry, couldn't resist)

Ooooooooooooooooooooo........Sus...............

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

toooooooooooo RAHTID late...mi INNA heat areadi