Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

***UPDATE***

Suh Ken jus call mi...he went BACK inna town (MoBay) this morning fi deal wid the license ting...AGAIN!! So he went on Tuesday, Wednesday & today!

So, I faxed his flight confirmation and he showed it to the ooman dat we paid to tek care of this ting! What does she say!!?

Oh, we not gonna ave enough time fi git it!!! She is gonna give him his $$ back (she better dyam well do so!) You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

So, I told Ken in the future when I tell you to do something PLEASE DO IT!! Guys, I asked Ken in Feb of 2007 fi tek care of this, then in May, August (we got into a BIG fight...nothing after that) til February!

I have to let it go now...and I will but... it just so dyam frustrating! He could have been here THIS WEEK!!! But we were waiting on the BLINKING drivers license!

So when he gets here we have to start from scratch! When em rass haffi cyatch bus han train inna deh mikkle of summer/winter...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD!!!!!!

Just ridiculous!

Thanks for letting me vent,

Gill

So sorry to hear that Gill! Bet he learned his lesson though - ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE WOMAN!!!!!

BTW - Anthony is getting the NY DMV driver's manual along with his birthday card next month.

That's right Isles!!!! :lol:

***UPDATE***

Suh Ken jus call mi...he went BACK inna town (MoBay) this morning fi deal wid the license ting...AGAIN!! So he went on Tuesday, Wednesday & today!

So, I faxed his flight confirmation and he showed it to the ooman dat we paid to tek care of this ting! What does she say!!?

Oh, we not gonna ave enough time fi git it!!! She is gonna give him his $$ back (she better dyam well do so!) You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

So, I told Ken in the future when I tell you to do something PLEASE DO IT!! Guys, I asked Ken in Feb of 2007 fi tek care of this, then in May, August (we got into a BIG fight...nothing after that) til February!

I have to let it go now...and I will but... it just so dyam frustrating! He could have been here THIS WEEK!!! But we were waiting on the BLINKING drivers license!

So when he gets here we have to start from scratch! When em rass haffi cyatch bus han train inna deh mikkle of summer/winter...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD!!!!!!

Just ridiculous!

Thanks for letting me vent,

Gill

Gill, lawd...try fi calm down. Let me call my dad, I think my dad's brother was able to pick up his (Jamaican) license and I brought it back with me to the states. Mi a wait fi daddy call mi back.

Thanks Lawny...at this point I just think this ooman was giving him the dyam run around...but trust me anyhow she nuh ave em $$ pon Tuesday mi a guh blow deh lid offa har fraud rass!

Bless,

Gill

Gill, I don't know if they change the rules since 2001, but his brother was able to pick up his license then. For some reason they were not able to print it the same day then my dad went back the next day and it was not ready. For a week it was not ready. So, the woman told him to have someone pick it up.

Tell Ken to look into it. See, if his brother can pick it up and I'll get it from him when I go down next month. My dad got his license from St. Ann Bay though. I don't know if that makes a difference.

[Sonshyne 2]

Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

[*SunRay* 1]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Cold showers never bothered me. It was lack of water sometimes that just about killed me.

Well, girl try taking a bath in RIVER water at 5:30 am in the morning. If you're not AWAKE...you damn sure will be by the time you step into the river.

The day we last left Jamaica, I was bathing in the ocean at 3:30 a.m. It was a little rough!

ummmmmmmmmmmmm 3:30 in the MORNING! JG -- (let me leave that alone) I'm too NOSEY!

6 a.m. flight. Get your mind out of the gutter, Tre!

Toooooooo LATE

[*JG* 2]

come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru ...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru mek anyting feel like coolie

I think we will have to take this convo to another board

Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings.

If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.

No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

No DUMB questions here. Marcel had several tickets. His PR was clear.

[*JG* 2]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

[Sonshyne 2]

come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru ...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru mek anyting feel like coolie

I think we will have to take this convo to another board

Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings.

If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.

No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.

No offense taken

[*JG* 2]

Good morning right back at you, Sonshyne.

[Forever Young 1]

Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet?

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru ...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru mek anyting feel like coolie

I think we will have to take this convo to another board

Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings.

If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.

No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.

No offense taken

Mawnin Shyne...a wah mi miss?

[Sonshyne 2]

Andre actually reads what I write most of the time. He'll say (insert random Patois cussword here) you did not just tell them that!

A reads here as well...I am usually showing off my patois skills to him. Come read this...look at this...

Yardi. How long did it take for you to learn patois, writing as well as speaking? Were you ever made fun of when trying to learn?

Speaking I am still learning...I can say a lot of it in my head but because I don't really have the accent very good it sounds funny when I say things sometimes- so usually it is a mix of patois/english. A and my friends down in JA always said that I do pretty good but I do really good when I am pissed off and just let if flow

Unfortunately there are some bad minded people out there that did make fun of me but I just try and ignore them. At least I am putting myself out of my comfort zone to learn something new. Usually I just get mad respect from people because very few "yankees" try and take the time to learn and continue to try even when I do get made fun of. When I kept going back to JA and living a lot of the community thought it was great that I was adapting to their way of life and becoming Jamaicanized when a lot of the foreigners they see come down and try and americanize them.

I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet?

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill

Gill no feel bad...SHYNE mi did a wondah tuh and did you get your handbag?

[*SunRay* 1]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.

[*JG* 2]

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.

That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.