Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[Forever Young 1]

Kimmy's Click

Jengs

Yaads

Clairey

Sonny

dats it mi tink wi did ave more a wi..

wha happen to Gill? Dis yah click nuh go right widout har???!!!!!

Ar she haffi hask fe join? A dat a de first rule??

Tonk yuh very much Clariey...KIMKIM...mi haffi guh hask fi join yuh click!?!?!?! Afta mi run 'round Yard like a chicken widhout a head fi git yuh scavenger hunt items dem!!!! Is arright...mi ah guh start mi hown click!!!

P.S.- I confessed to Ken bout deh pubic hair comment..."Is who yuh tell dat tuh?" em ask

"What?" I replied

"Is who yuh tell dat tuh?"

"Huh?...deh line nuh suh good...mi cyan't 'ear yuh?"

"Gillian (other three names)...tappi foolishness! Yuh seh dis tuh wanna yuh sistren?"

"Yeah ...kindda!"

"Yeah...kinnda...Ow dat couldda 'kindda'"

'Well...mentioned it tuh my internet friend dem..."

"H-I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppssssssss

*Lannnng dutty kissteet*

"Yuh post deh pictua as well?????"

"No Man...YUH MAD!!!!!!!! Mi not dat crazy...dats only when we get desperate and we need the $5000 'Rudejam' money!!!" :lol:

"G-I-L-L-I-A-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAPPI...Tappi right now!"

Wow...you guys get me into so much trouble! :lol:

Edited March 27, 2008 by Deyoungting

[*JG* 2]

Confession is good for the soul, Gill.

Good for laughs this morning too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

A GUESS MI 6TH IT...

Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now.

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

OMG I can't even count the times that I heard this very same statement!! That drove me About 3 weeks ago I brought Kenneth Cole Black for HER!! I woke up when he was getting ready for work and caught him spraying on my stuff!! I ran not walked to the store to buy him his own bottle! IHe is a colgne freak and has sevral bokkles!! I don't understand it... Bath and body products... I'm not even going to mention those items He is getting better about using my stuff but only because I think he gets tired of me fussing

SHYNE all my boyfriends have been Jamaican and it's all the same. Back in the early 90s it was GORGIO or WHITE DIAMONDS

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Kimmy's Click

Jengs

Yaads

Clairey

Sonny

dats it mi tink wi did ave more a wi..

wha happen to Gill? Dis yah click nuh go right widout har???!!!!!

Ar she haffi hask fe join? A dat a de first rule??

Tonk yuh very much Clariey...KIMKIM...mi haffi guh hask fi join yuh click!?!?!?! Afta mi run 'round Yard like a chicken widhout a head fi git yuh scavenger hunt items dem!!!! Is arright...mi ah guh start mi hown click!!!

P.S.- I confessed to Ken bout deh pubic hair comment..."Is who yuh tell dat tuh?" em ask

"What?" I replied

"Is who yuh tell dat tuh?"

"Huh?...deh line nuh suh good...mi cyan't 'ear yuh?"

"Gillian (other three names)...tappi foolishness! Yuh seh dis tuh wanna yuh sistren?"

"Yeah ...kindda!"

"Yeah...kinnda...Ow dat couldda 'kindda'"

'Well...mentioned it tuh my internet friend dem..."

"H-I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppssssssss

*Lannnng dutty kissteet*

"Yuh post deh pictua as well?????"

"No Man...YUH MAD!!!!!!!! Mi not dat crazy...dats only when we get desperate and we need the $5000 'Rudejam' money!!!" :lol:

"G-I-L-L-I-A-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAPPI...Tappi right now!"

Wow...you guys get me into so much trouble! :lol:

GILL --

u is MAD! DAMN RASS MAD! dwl at RUDEJAM.........

[Forever Young 1]

Confession is good for the soul, Gill.

Good for laughs this morning too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gurl,

You ain't lying!!!

Update on KJ...Ken called yesterday and the RGD... RDG ...whatever... said that Ken should get his Birth Certificate by Tuesday (yeah...I'll believe when I see it). ANyway, if not we are going to leave Ken's phone with his brother and when they call he will pick it up for us. I asked Lawny, if she can bring it back to DC for me and my Sister will get it from her there and bring it the next time she come to NY.

Ken, said that KJ's Mama is going to have to tek care of the Passport (I don't think that's the best idea)..but if not the consulate did say we could apply for it via them. I told Ken to take KJ to get pictures before he leaves (cause G-d help us if the consulate has a problem with his pics).

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

I am going to get going on this ASAP...cause I knoa Ken...he will be miserable without our likkle face-ty KJ here!

Thanks for asking.

Gill

[Mrs. Cole 0]

A wha dis...we have an Islandwoman an a Islanddream?!? Hello hello!

Yes YAADS to a dem..dem confuse mi more time

Mi sure will learn alot SOON

Shauna..i brought home a slice of siclian pizza i bought with lunch and didn't touch it nd hubby was eating ..the 1st thing he said .."i don't like the cheese" i said WHAT i love the cheese..blasted Jamaican ongly know one blasted cheese..

Nakia congrats u set an arrival date yet ? hope to still see u around..good luck to you guys

Thank you!! He will be here tomorrow!! I will def still be around. you know the arrival is just the beginning! Still more journey's to conquer!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Confession is good for the soul, Gill.

Good for laughs this morning too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gurl,

You ain't lying!!!

Update on KJ...Ken called yesterday and the RGD... RDG ...whatever... said that Ken should get his Birth Certificate by Tuesday (yeah...I'll believe when I see it). ANyway, if not we are going to leave Ken's phone with his brother and when they call he will pick it up for us. I asked Lawny, if she can bring it back to DC for me and my Sister will get it from her there and bring it the next time she come to NY.

Ken, said that KJ's Mama is going to have to tek care of the Passport (I don't think that's the best idea)..but if not the consulate did say we could apply for it via them. I told Ken to take KJ to get pictures before he leaves (cause G-d help us if the consulate has a problem with his pics).

I am going to file for Advance Parole so we(or at least Ken) can take KJ for his Embassy interview. I don't trust that Mama as far as I can throw her! The other day she asked Ken how long before KJ can file for her ... ...Em knoa not tuh even ask mi that...he just told her ..."A WHILE!!!!" Then she told em to look a nice boyfriend for har when he comes hup! #######!?!?!?!

I am going to get going on this ASAP...cause I knoa Ken...he will be miserable without our likkle face-ty KJ here!

Thanks for asking.

Gill

Gill --

Just link me with the info. I'll be more than happy to pick up the certificate from KJ's mumah.

[*JG* 2]

I'm so sorry.....but I had to laugh at her wanting a visa now and the BF comment.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

A wha dis...we have an Islandwoman an a Islanddream?!? Hello hello!

Yes YAADS to a dem..dem confuse mi more time

Mi sure will learn alot SOON

Shauna..i brought home a slice of siclian pizza i bought with lunch and didn't touch it nd hubby was eating ..the 1st thing he said .."i don't like the cheese" i said WHAT i love the cheese..blasted Jamaican ongly know one blasted cheese..

Nakia congrats u set an arrival date yet ? hope to still see u around..good luck to you guys

Thank you!! He will be here tomorrow!! I will def still be around. you know the arrival is just the beginning! Still more journey's to conquer!

Nakia,

I'm so happy for you

[Mrs. Cole 0]

Andrew got his visa today!!! He is landing 6:45p on Friday!! I am so excited!! Thank you all for your help, prayers, concerns, and advice. I am not going anywhere...I know I will need you all again, but I just wanted to let everyone know I appreciate you all!! God bless you all!!!! ~Nakia~

that is great!!!! next journey....AOS.....

Thank you!!

WOW!!! How nice. Best wishes to you both...

Thanks Sunny!

A wha dis...we have an Islandwoman an a Islanddream?!? Hello hello!

Yes YAADS to a dem..dem confuse mi more time

Mi sure will learn alot SOON

Shauna..i brought home a slice of siclian pizza i bought with lunch and didn't touch it nd hubby was eating ..the 1st thing he said .."i don't like the cheese" i said WHAT i love the cheese..blasted Jamaican ongly know one blasted cheese..

Nakia congrats u set an arrival date yet ? hope to still see u around..good luck to you guys

Do you guy's like the pizza in JA? Not Pizza Hut..... I didn't care for it to much. A lot of cheese and not enough sauce. lol

I didn't like Pizza Hut either. We ordered Supreme and they over killed the cheese and onions too!! Yuck! The breadsticks were great!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

***update on my cousin's ex fiance

That dumb A$$ got married March 16th at the Ritz Carlton in Mobay. I'm wondering how long he knew this woman. My fiance has a lot of friends that works at the Ritz Carlton and they told my fiance that the wedding was a nice size. Last Saturday Marcel and the same friends that worked at the Rizt went to a dance in Mobay and saw him all over these woman (they looked like spring breakers). What a DOG! All I can say is that poor woman he just married. My cousin has since moved on. He's still calling my cousin and telling her he don't need her for nothing. Dumb A$$, I know I'm going to run into him next month and I can't wait.

[Forever Young 1]

A wha dis...we have an Islandwoman an a Islanddream?!? Hello hello!

Yes YAADS to a dem..dem confuse mi more time

Mi sure will learn alot SOON

Shauna..i brought home a slice of siclian pizza i bought with lunch and didn't touch it nd hubby was eating ..the 1st thing he said .."i don't like the cheese" i said WHAT i love the cheese..blasted Jamaican ongly know one blasted cheese..

Nakia congrats u set an arrival date yet ? hope to still see u around..good luck to you guys

Thank you!! He will be here tomorrow!! I will def still be around. you know the arrival is just the beginning! Still more journey's to conquer!

So Sorry Nbees..I MEANT TO POST A HARDY CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH!!!!!!! This is a very exciting time!

Please don't be a stranger...

Bless Gill

[Forever Young 1]

I'm so sorry.....but I had to laugh at her wanting a visa now and the BF comment.

Ok...tell me she is not 'touched' somehow! Ken was like "Gillian, she thought I was jealous...and that's why I wouldn't look a bf for har! I wouldn't put my WORST ENEMY through har madness!!! G-d, is so good...you and she is like Day and night!" (Honestly, that was wan of the nicest things I've ever heard!)

Thanks G-d, he didn't tell her that...cause we have to walk on eggshells w/har til we get KJ here!

Bless,Gill

[sus 70]

***update on my cousin's ex fiance

That dumb A$$ got married March 16th at the Ritz Carlton in Mobay. I'm wondering how long he knew this woman. My fiance has a lot of friends that works at the Ritz Carlton and they told my fiance that the wedding was a nice size. Last Saturday Marcel and the same friends that worked at the Rizt went to a dance in Mobay and saw him all over these woman (they looked like spring breakers). What a DOG! All I can say is that poor woman he just married. My cousin has since moved on. He's still calling my cousin and telling her he don't need her for nothing. Dumb A$$, I know I'm going to run into him next month and I can't wait.

Oh my God! That poor woman - I am sure she has no clue of what she is getting herself into.

[Forever Young 1]

***update on my cousin's ex fiance

That dumb A$$ got married March 16th at the Ritz Carlton in Mobay. I'm wondering how long he knew this woman. My fiance has a lot of friends that works at the Ritz Carlton and they told my fiance that the wedding was a nice size. Last Saturday Marcel and the same friends that worked at the Rizt went to a dance in Mobay and saw him all over these woman (they looked like spring breakers). What a DOG! All I can say is that poor woman he just married. My cousin has since moved on. He's still calling my cousin and telling her he don't need her for nothing. Dumb A$$, I know I'm going to run into him next month and I can't wait.

That is just SO crazy!!! He reminds me of another SO from a previous VJ member...running one scam afta another! Has 2-3 different gurls lined up...it just makes me SICK!!!! Lawny, thank G-d, your cousin was smart enough to see her way out...some women aren't!

Bless,Gill