Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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A GUESS MI 6TH IT...

Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now.

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

OMG I can't even count the times that I heard this very same statement!! That drove me About 3 weeks ago I brought Kenneth Cole Black for HER!! I woke up when he was getting ready for work and caught him spraying on my stuff!! I ran not walked to the store to buy him his own bottle! IHe is a colgne freak and has sevral bokkles!! I don't understand it... Bath and body products... I'm not even going to mention those items He is getting better about using my stuff but only because I think he gets tired of me fussing

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But, seriously Mommy..i hope yuh start feeling better i wa shome for 1mth on the bathroom floor..throwing up everything i ate...u'll get thru it soon..how far are you ?

[clairern 0]

Ok..di one Lawny no just join wah day how she get HEART a ready...chat too blasted much !

She a run backa yuh

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A GUESS MI 6TH IT...

Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now.

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

My husband HATES the washing machin..he is a CLEAN FREAK...he finds specs of dust on a black pants....he drives crazy....and he says the machine cannot wash his white clothes...yuh could put 50 bokkles a bleach...

I thinkthe perfume thing a "yard" thing they love that stuff

[clairern 0]

I admit it has been so much fun today. I don't even want to go home for fear I will miss something funny. Thanks for making my day today!

Totally! Although I did the opposite - I had to log out because I was dying of laughter at my desk and the piles of work were just getting higher!!!

I too had a blast today. I had two very stable patients that I did not have to do much for and was able to be on the net most of the day. Just did my duties and ran back to the computer. They have no clue.

So Kimmy mi still a wait pon yuh fi answer back about de hair ting *patiently waiting* As much of a mess as I may be I still want some answers

ME a wait to, cause me ask fe join the click and if me no like de rules dem me a go withdraw me proposal fe join

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Nbesaw - Congrats on honey getting his visa and on his pending arrival on Friday. That is awesome.

Gill - Congrats on Ken coming home to you soon.

This is all some fun and exciting times ; Awright, mi gaan again!

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come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru ...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru mek anyting feel like coolie

WHAT???????

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I admit it has been so much fun today. I don't even want to go home for fear I will miss something funny. Thanks for making my day today!

Totally! Although I did the opposite - I had to log out because I was dying of laughter at my desk and the piles of work were just getting higher!!!

I too had a blast today. I had two very stable patients that I did not have to do much for and was able to be on the net most of the day. Just did my duties and ran back to the computer. They have no clue.

So Kimmy mi still a wait pon yuh fi answer back about de hair ting *patiently waiting* As much of a mess as I may be I still want some answers

ME a wait to, cause me ask fe join the click and if me no like de rules dem me a go withdraw me proposal fe join

Clairey..one a di 1st rule is that u must accept incite to th click before u know di rules...so a guess mi can cross yuh offf

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Andrew got his visa today!!! He is landing 6:45p on Friday!! I am so excited!! Thank you all for your help, prayers, concerns, and advice. I am not going anywhere...I know I will need you all again, but I just wanted to let everyone know I appreciate you all!! God bless you all!!!! ~Nakia~

Nakia, that is just so wonderful. I got goos bumps when I read this. I hope to be in your shoes soon

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A GUESS MI 6TH IT...

Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now.

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

that is SO funny....mike did that sometimes....the first time he did that i looked at him like he has lost his freaking mind....

Ray did that too. I guess they all are alike in some ways. When he sprayed on my Victoria Secret body spray, I looked at him and said "Are you a batty bwoy" Don't spray that on you.... That's for women.

Girl, they don't care. all I hear is....BUT IT SMELL SWEET! On my last trip, his friends used my escada perfume and I almost fainted in the car. I wanted to ring Marcel's neck. They sprayed it everywhere.

I know that girl.... Crazy huh. I got Ray some of that AXE body wash and spray and he used just about all of it in a week. I was this stuff isn't cheap you know. If he's going to be using it that, it need to switch to the Old Spice bobdy spray. LMAO

I can relate..imagine being in J.a. and all of a sudden your smelling your Warm Vanilla Sugar from bath and body works and it's not coming from you!!

I understand you all. HD one time said he would like my CK one to give to his mom. So I gave it to him and then when I talked to his mom she said she never got it. I asked him if he wore my girlie perfume. Crazy boys.

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I missed it then, Yardie. Sorry.

Yah, TNW was asking me about transcripts too. All I know about that is Andre just showed his diploma when asked.

Damn, Yardie.....I'm answering something you answered and by the time I get around to it, you edited it out. What is up with that? I thought I was going crazy for a second!

Those are very good ideas ladies. If your hubby can't find diplomas from High School. You may want to get a letter from his HS saying when he attended and graduated.

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Hey everybody,

How is everyone. I can not wait until my sweetie gets here. I know that is when the real journey begins.

Someone made a comment about pulling out lashes, oh no!!! I spend enough putting them on. And they make me look so cute.

Health and Wellness Always!!!

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Hey everybody,

How is everyone. I can not wait until my sweetie gets here. I know that is when the real journey begins.

Someone made a comment about pulling out lashes, oh no!!! I spend enough putting them on. And they make me look so cute.

Health and Wellness Always!!!

Hey it's been a while.. how are you..?

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Claire...congratz!!! i know what you mean about mixed having mixed emotions!!! everything will be ok!!

Thanks Nanny.

After having lived alone for so long, it is a scary thought now that someone is going to share your space with you.

Congrats Claire! I feel the same way about sharing the space.. I've never lived with a man before

Thanks Mommy;

How are you holding up? Keep the faith sistah, you will be in my shoes soon.

Thanks.. I'm trying.. I feel so nauseous today and tiiiired.. and everyone at work is getting on my nerves!! can't wait to move to the next phase of pregnancy.

Oh girl I hope your first trimester passes fast. I can relate with feeling sick. I think its the worst part of pregnancy. Take Care.

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Claire yuh si yuh..mi a wah...wikipedia..everybody a refer ppl to mi like mi so blasted smart

But mi gyal, yuh nuh preggo tuh? A dat me a talk bout to Mommy2be

Edited March 27, 2008 by clairern