Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[Forever Young 1]

Oh Lawd...double post...sarry

Edited March 26, 2008 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on!

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!!

Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..

A thong and those bunny slippers!

Can you imagine what Kens face would look like?

Gurl, hits not deh slipper em would be looking at! :lol:

[*SunRay* 1]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on!

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!!

Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..

A thong and those bunny slippers!

Can you imagine what Kens face would look like?

Gurl, hits not deh slipper em would be looking at! :lol:

I know that's right!!!!!! And you better work it girl...... Show him what was waiting for him in the states....

[Forever Young 1]

come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

:lol: ...Lawd,

mi never seh fi 'MOVE ON'!!! ...No...honestly...it's straight and very fine...I can rake my fingers through it...it just lay flat or stand hup straight...han yes...I AM STILL TALKIN BOUT DEH HAIR!!!

[*SunRay* 1]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! :lol:

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!!

Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. Doe they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..

Gurl, that meez store is CRAZY!! Dem ave sexy underwear...but no liquor! I assumed it was geared towards a younger demographic...but still they should have condoms or something! Nuh worry sunny by deh time em come the Jammies will be set aside!

Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill

I know you have it all worked out. I don't doubt you for a second. Also, you have tow beds. One fi mess up and one fi sleep. Will you make it to the one fi sleep? Mi knoa tink so... LMAO

Your boys are just like the average kids. One says ok and the other says Oh no, he's gotta go. I'm sure they'll love Ken. Gill are you near Wyndanch (sp)? I have family that lives there.

Not too far Sunny...maybe about 15 -20 minutes. I'm not worried about Gavin (my youngest) he's a Mama's Boy...up underneath me everywhere I turn. Once he sees Ken as an addition and not my subtraction...he will be fine!

Bless,

Gill

Ok, I go there in the summer a lot... You know kid's say the darndest things..... He will love Ken and you guy's will be one big happy family. lol

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:lol: ...Lawd,

mi never seh fi 'MOVE ON'!!! ...No...honestly...it's straight and very fine...I can rake my fingers through it...it just lay flat or stand hup straight...han yes...I AM STILL TALKIN BOUT DEH HAIR!!!

here we go

[Forever Young 1]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! :lol:

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!!

Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. Doe they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..

Gurl, that meez store is CRAZY!! Dem ave sexy underwear...but no liquor! I assumed it was geared towards a younger demographic...but still they should have condoms or something! Nuh worry sunny by deh time em come the Jammies will be set aside!

Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill

I know you have it all worked out. I don't doubt you for a second. Also, you have tow beds. One fi mess up and one fi sleep. Will you make it to the one fi sleep? Mi knoa tink so... LMAO

Your boys are just like the average kids. One says ok and the other says Oh no, he's gotta go. I'm sure they'll love Ken. Gill are you near Wyndanch (sp)? I have family that lives there.

Not too far Sunny...maybe about 15 -20 minutes. I'm not worried about Gavin (my youngest) he's a Mama's Boy...up underneath me everywhere I turn. Once he sees Ken as an addition and not my subtraction...he will be fine!

Bless,

Gill

Ok, I go there in the summer a lot... You know kid's say the darndest things..... He will love Ken and you guy's will be one big happy family. lol

Thanks Chica,

Me too..if I didn't I wouldn't have done it! It's just being afraid of the unexpected...above all I am just going to enjoy him being here. Our family won't feel complete though til we have our youngest, KJ wid us! Dats deh next journey!

[Yaads 0]

Tonks fi de explanation Gilly

[Forever Young 1]

:lol: ...Lawd,

mi never seh fi 'MOVE ON'!!! ...No...honestly...it's straight and very fine...I can rake my fingers through it...it just lay flat or stand hup straight...han yes...I AM STILL TALKIN BOUT DEH HAIR!!!

here we go

Wah appen...is wat mi seh...

[Yaads 0]

:lol: ...Lawd,

mi never seh fi 'MOVE ON'!!! ...No...honestly...it's straight and very fine...I can rake my fingers through it...it just lay flat or stand hup straight...han yes...I AM STILL TALKIN BOUT DEH HAIR!!!

here we go

VJ afta dark!

[Forever Young 1]

Tonks fi de explanation Gilly

No problem Sweets...hennytime! ...What a ridiculous conversation...but hey this thread is all about 'learning'. Maybe I should start a new thread..."Ow fi cyare fuh yuh Yardman pubic hair"....yuh tink Capt. Ewok would go fuh dat!

Bless,

Gill

[Yaads 0]

Tonks fi de explanation Gilly

No problem Sweets...hennytime! ...What a ridiculous conversation...but hey this thread is all about 'learning'. Maybe I should start a new thread..."Ow fi cyare fuh yuh Yardman pubic hair"....yuh tink Capt. Ewok would go fuh dat!

Bless,

Gill

Mi woulda love fi si how dat go ova!

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Tonks fi de explanation Gilly

No problem Sweets...hennytime! ...What a ridiculous conversation...but hey this thread is all about 'learning'. Maybe I should start a new thread..."Ow fi cyare fuh yuh Yardman pubic hair"....yuh tink Capt. Ewok would go fuh dat!

Bless,

Gill

ahahaa..if dem can post how a list of how Muslim women should treat their husbands then why not !

yeah good idea ..lets do VJ afta dark...WOIWEEEE..weh di Christian dem deh

[Yaads 0]

KimKim yuh see dat thread?!? Whoa

[Forever Young 1]

Tonks fi de explanation Gilly

No problem Sweets...hennytime! ...What a ridiculous conversation...but hey this thread is all about 'learning'. Maybe I should start a new thread..."Ow fi cyare fuh yuh Yardman pubic hair"....yuh tink Capt. Ewok would go fuh dat!

Bless,

Gill

ahahaa..if dem can post how a list of how Muslim women should treat their husbands then why not !

yeah good idea ..lets do VJ afta dark...WOIWEEEE..weh di Christian dem deh

DID YOU SEE DAT!? Not a rass! It should be...

"Ow fi avoid gitting kuff upside yuh head when yuh ooman fling a dutchie afta yuh claat!"

Edited March 27, 2008 by Deyoungting