Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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Tonya;

When you speak to him next, can you find out the name of the placve her had his shots and what shots were given and the costs of those shots. I need to get the ball a rolling, cause time is not waiting for me no more.

Dats right Clairey TIME IS NOT UR FRIEND Anymore..next week a April aready..yuh bout 2wks....The place Tonya is talking is Dr.Banbury in New Kingston 876-908-2123..My husband only paid just over $7000 JA and 2 injections When him tell mi couldn't believe it cause him did prepared fi pay over $200 US..him still cannot believe it..

Tonya yuh counting the days huh ?

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come in like dolly hair!

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal"

mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ?

Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.

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Ok..di one Lawny no just join wah day how she get HEART a ready...chat too blasted much !

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OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!

well of course me.... so gross!!! AND....mikes uses a washcloth as a tissue and takes it with him to places....i had to tell him ok leave that in the car....you would have thought i was telling a little child to leave their favorite blankie in the car....

Andre will use the washcloth or towel and then hang it back up. I think if I wasnt' standing here, less then a foot from the TOILET PAPER roll and saw what you did, I would use that to take my shower/bath. I am constantly saying ####### are you doing????????????????

Shauna, you said something about it made you ill. I was wondering if that meant Mike didn't do those things. Of is it

told you i was a little slow today nope this was pre preggo.....he would wake up and "wash his face" and snot and ####### would come out and then pluck hairs and leave it in the sink or on the counter....YUCK YUCK YUCK!!! just thinking about makes me sick....

Afternoon..

hello!!!!

Wow your in a good mood.

why yes i am....i got my hair cut all nice and cute....and did some baby shopping...and then came back and took a LONG nap....

Sounds so nice and relaxing. Have you gone into the cleaning mode they call "nesting"? You'll know you are about to pop when that happens.

it was nice....i have started cleaning the baby's room and getting thing all in order a little bit everday....but i just get so tired easily that i have to stop and take a break....going to the dr tomorrow so we shall see if there is a start of anything....

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Claire, Shauna & Gill.....are you guys posting under anonymous mode right now?

uuuummmm maybe.....

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Hey Yaads mi deh yah..dem a gwaan like dem waan watch ppl a work..so b4 mi trace smaddy mi lef dem internet cause mi ave a mi yaad.. I missed u too...since yuh inna mi click now

Hey Clairey mi deh yah..mi know mi head go and come more time..

So mi is official?!? Where is mi uniform an rulebook? Mi knoa sey der mussi be about 100 different rule tuh keep status inna yuh click

So wha dem people tink? Yuh nah need fi socialize during deh day fi keep hup yuh production levels dem? *kissteet*

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OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

Obviously mine does - With MY Razor!

same here......like i said before i was SO pissed when i went to take a shower....and AAAHH the music from Psycho started playing in my head......

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OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!

I call him on it all the time and he gets this smirk and smiles and then starts laughing and says "sorry babes" but he isn't really or he would stop How gross!

why yes i am....i got my hair cut all nice and cute....and did some baby shopping...and then came back and took a LONG nap....

Glad you had a good day! Got any pics of your cute hair you can share?

maybe.....

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Hey Yaads mi deh yah..dem a gwaan like dem waan watch ppl a work..so b4 mi trace smaddy mi lef dem internet cause mi ave a mi yaad.. I missed u too...since yuh inna mi click now

Hey Clairey mi deh yah..mi know mi head go and come more time..

So mi is official?!? Where is mi uniform an rulebook? Mi knoa sey der mussi be about 100 different rule tuh keep status inna yuh click

So wha dem people tink? Yuh nah need fi socialize during deh day fi keep hup yuh production levels dem? *kissteet*

ahhaaa....mi soon tell yuh di rules as soon as mi mek dem up

a dat mi a seh..dem walk yuh walk round wid a blasted stick up inna yuh rass..fi show seh yuh awuk...

[Yaads 0]

OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!

I call him on it all the time and he gets this smirk and smiles and then starts laughing and says "sorry babes" but he isn't really or he would stop How gross!

why yes i am....i got my hair cut all nice and cute....and did some baby shopping...and then came back and took a LONG nap....

Glad you had a good day! Got any pics of your cute hair you can share?

maybe.....

Such a tease!

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Shauna..bwoy mi wis h mi did deh a ur stage ..mi ready now man..mi just the pain a start aready..

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OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!

I call him on it all the time and he gets this smirk and smiles and then starts laughing and says "sorry babes" but he isn't really or he would stop How gross!

why yes i am....i got my hair cut all nice and cute....and did some baby shopping...and then came back and took a LONG nap....

Glad you had a good day! Got any pics of your cute hair you can share?

maybe.....

Such a tease!

that's right.....

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OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! :lol:

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh!

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!!

Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..

A thong and those bunny slippers!

Can you imagine what Kens face would look like?

I can NOW that you said that.

We only stayed together in a hotel twice and I don't remember him stealing towels.

Not to break up the mood; but TNW just reminded me that I wanted to say this to all you with your men on their way here in the near future.............if your SO has a job in JA, tell them to ask their boss for a letter of recommendation. Andre's boss automatically did this and it turned out to be a great thing. When he applied for jobs, we attached the letter of recommendation and the police report to his resume. We got a lot of positive feedback for doing that since no one really wanted to call LD to check on that stuff.

Thanks JG. I'm going to see who Ray can get a letter of recommendation from for riding jet-ski. LMAO Good idea though...

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I admit it has been so much fun today. I don't even want to go home for fear I will miss something funny. Thanks for making my day today!

Totally! Although I did the opposite - I had to log out because I was dying of laughter at my desk and the piles of work were just getting higher!!!

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Shauna..bwoy mi wis h mi did deh a ur stage ..mi ready now man..mi just the pain a start aready..

i was ready 7 months ago just try and take it easy and one day at a time....how much longer do you have??