Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[clairern 0]

Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.

Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.

Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh

When a fi u birtday?

[clairern 0]

Claire...congratz!!! i know what you mean about mixed having mixed emotions!!! everything will be ok!!

Thanks Nanny.

After having lived alone for so long, it is a scary thought now that someone is going to share your space with you.

Congrats Claire! I feel the same way about sharing the space.. I've never lived with a man before

Thanks Mommy;

How are you holding up? Keep the faith sistah, you will be in my shoes soon.

[*JG* 2]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!

[*JG* 2]

Claire, Shauna & Gill.....are you guys posting under anonymous mode right now?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

JG -- now it's mine turn...I got cranberry juice coming out my nose Oh, Lord help me...I can't COMPOSE myself

[*JG* 2]

OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!

It's nice to have goals, Tre!

[Islandwoman 0]

A GUESS MI 6TH IT...

Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now.

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

that is SO funny....mike did that sometimes....the first time he did that i looked at him like he has lost his freaking mind....

Ray did that too. I guess they all are alike in some ways. When he sprayed on my Victoria Secret body spray, I looked at him and said "Are you a batty bwoy" Don't spray that on you.... That's for women.

Girl, they don't care. all I hear is....BUT IT SMELL SWEET! On my last trip, his friends used my escada perfume and I almost fainted in the car. I wanted to ring Marcel's neck. They sprayed it everywhere.

I know that girl.... Crazy huh. I got Ray some of that AXE body wash and spray and he used just about all of it in a week. I was this stuff isn't cheap you know. If he's going to be using it that, it need to switch to the Old Spice bobdy spray. LMAO

I LOVE AXE!!! I brought Anthony some when I went last and he said it was too "smelly". Would only use the regular old hotel soap. But then sprayed 4 squirts of Crush cologne. I'm like HUGH???

[Forever Young 1]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... Shhhhhhhh! Onnuh come close

*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*

Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! :lol:

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,

Anonymous

[*JG* 2]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

JG -- now it's mine turn...I got cranberry juice coming out my nose Oh, Lord help me...I can't COMPOSE myself

[Forever Young 1]

Claire, Shauna & Gill.....are you guys posting under anonymous mode right now?

...I didn't even see this til I posted my reply...but nah JG...I'm not!

[brownnskinn 0]

OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

Mine does not.

Not here.

[*JG* 2]

Andre actually reads what I write most of the time. He'll say (insert random Patois cussword here) you did not just tell them that!

[Forever Young 1]

OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!

Congrats Lawny!