Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

it all comes down to when he gets here...everything will seem "OK" until the 1st day u leave him alone in the house and go to work..try to find something in ur area he can do...something to keep him occipied until he starts working

[Marie876 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

no she didn't ..

Mi love Mandeville ..well di likkle mi explore when mi go home

Mi too! lol! Only ting is di bwoy dem from town a come an create trouble cho

*No offense to di town ppl dem *

[Islandwoman 0]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

Actually, yes...her boyfriend is 62 (with his fine self). He asked my aunt to marry him a few year ago and she said SHE' S NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN YET! We were on the floor dying in laugther.

Whoaaaa!!! Go Auntie. We all hope to have that kind of ####### at that age.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

Girl, don't worry bout that. When we picked up my cousin two years ago in Baltimore it was 18 degrees outside and all the NUT! had on was shorts and one of the MESH under shirts they wear back home. It's a good thing my dad brought him a sweat shirt. He took one step outside and ran back into the terminal. The security guards were laughing their A$$ off. He lives in Miami now. He say Maryland is too cold.

[Marie876 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

GREAT another country ooman...A TRELAWNY bring mi

Yay! Big up to di country gyal dem

[Yaads 0]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

Actually, yes...her boyfriend is 62 (with his fine self). He asked my aunt to marry him a few year ago and she said SHE' S NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN YET! We were on the floor dying in laugther.

Mi love yuh auntie already!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

no she didn't ..

Mi love Mandeville ..well di likkle mi explore when mi go home

Mi too! lol! Only ting is di bwoy dem from town a come an create trouble cho

*No offense to di town ppl dem *

You nevah know seh the town people dem a pure trouble...LOOK PON DI ONE KIMMY...she a di #1

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

GREAT another country ooman...A TRELAWNY bring mi

Yay! Big up to di country gyal dem

now oonuh can form oonuh own CLICK

[*JG* 2]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

Actually, yes...her boyfriend is 62 (with his fine self). He asked my aunt to marry him a few year ago and she said SHE' S NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN YET! We were on the floor dying in laugther.

My aunt is 89 and a trip. My uncle's mother got married a couple years ago at the ripe old age of 90. When my aunt saw her husband, she told me to ask him if he had any brothers! She loves Andre so much, she told me to ask him if his grandpa was till alive and single.

I hope I am as lively as her when I reach that age!

[Islandwoman 0]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

it all comes down to when he gets here...everything will seem "OK" until the 1st day u leave him alone in the house and go to work..try to find something in ur area he can do...something to keep him occipied until he starts working

Thanks Kimmy......and the "honey-do" list is already started.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

no she didn't ..

Mi love Mandeville ..well di likkle mi explore when mi go home

Mi too! lol! Only ting is di bwoy dem from town a come an create trouble cho

*No offense to di town ppl dem *

You nevah know seh the town people dem a pure trouble...LOOK PON DI ONE KIMMY...she a di #1

but oonuh eva si mi dine trial.....no yuh just a tell mi bout yuh like when mi chat !!!..no bodda wid mi

[*JG* 2]

I see where you get your ####### from now, Tre.

[Yaads 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

GREAT another country ooman...A TRELAWNY bring mi

Yay! Big up to di country gyal dem

Mi country too! Mi live a bush inna JA and inna deh US Mi cyaan git away from deh bush

[Jengles 0]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

it all comes down to when he gets here...everything will seem "OK" until the 1st day u leave him alone in the house and go to work..try to find something in ur area he can do...something to keep him occipied until he starts working

right and then add leaving him home with the baby on top of it like I did. lol

Edited March 26, 2008 by Jengles

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

it all comes down to when he gets here...everything will seem "OK" until the 1st day u leave him alone in the house and go to work..try to find something in ur area he can do...something to keep him occipied until he starts working

Thanks Kimmy......and the "honey-do" list is already started.

what part of JA does he live...?

don't mek him feel like you a try turn him inna house-man...