Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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Lawny I would love tuh help wid yuh HAD problem but mi nah have one blasted clue about dem ting der

a tell yuh bout yuh...mi a dead ..tears come a mi yeye a while ago....

BTW - I dont log in everyday either and when I do sometimes I don't have anything to add to the conversation BUT mi catch di new joke dem. Oonu nuh easy bra!

dat mean mi a talk bout yuh

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

her eyelashes???? Lawny oh my girl...can't wait until u move.

cho..mi neva waan laugh..JG..yuh no easy..LAWNY yeye lash dem quite fine..she ave the LORD pon her side and VJ fi release SOME a it...she just inna di mix more time..

lawd goah oonuh no mine..dem proly soon ban mi from VJ...cause mi chat too much

fi real

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Marie glad u can laugh at that ....

[Marie876 0]

Marie glad u can laugh at that ....

Cool nuh man! Everyting good B)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

[Marie876 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

[BelwinMills 0]

Oh my gosh, you guys have filled almost 40 pages since Thursday!!! There's no way I'm going to catch up. I'm really busy at work today. Just wanted to check in and say hello and hope everyone had a Happy Easter

I'm posting a pic of Monique in her little Easter dress

Rhonda I love her little purple dress. Purple is turning into one of my favorite colors. We have been buying everything that is purple.

[Marie876 0]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

LOL! Go a Costco or Sams and load up from now

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Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

[*JG* 2]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

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Jax i can't believe it's almost 1yr already since hubby got here...

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

wah month yuh born JG..u r killing me softly

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

LOL! Go a Costco or Sams and load up from now

and buy a blow up doll in the mean time like Joey from Friends

[Islandwoman 0]

Girl, they just don't know. I tell my people AMERICA is not JOKE! It no EASY! But, you have to be willing to try. My fiance had no INTENTIONS at all to ever come here, but it just happened that we ran into each other and fell in love. We discussed the adjustment process a lot, but I told him, he won't know until he gets here and starts working and gets into the American way of life. I told him, if it's too much for him to handle I'll go back with him. It's easy for me to say that, because that's been my plan for many years.

I'm glad we are on the adjustment topic - that's my biggest worry about Anthony. We have spent countless hours on the phone talking about it and I'm trying to explain to him the differences in US and JA, especially because of the "bush" I live in. He doesn't quite understand there is no bus or taxi to hop on. Even my daughter (who just turned 6) is worried that he will come with his shorts on when we still have snow!! But so far he has the right attitude about it, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But I will galdly take any suggestions you gals through at me......

[Marie876 0]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hey, Tre......how are the eye lashes doing? You worry me with all that stress.

JG --- well, let me tell you now, I just about died laughing reading this...my auntie standing behind mi reading this this is what she had to say...wah do you eye lash dem. You know seh when ooman start pull out dem eyelash is cause dem naw get no sex...my mouth just dropped open. I asked her what she know about that-- she just winked at me. My aunt is in her late 80s.

Well JG -- I think I have about 3 left and the glue naw wurk. But that okay...cause it's NON-STOP RIDING HELICOPTER FLIP TUN IT BACK WAY, CAR CRASH come APRIL 9TH.

My poor poor fiance DAMN I hope the 36 pack will last this time.

You are going to come back all calm, cool and collected, aren't you? You better have a bunch of funny stories to tell. I look for those every day.

Tell me, does your 80+ year old aunt have a bunch of thick eyelashes??????????

Actually, yes...her boyfriend is 62 (with his fine self). He asked my aunt to marry him a few year ago and she said SHE' S NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN YET! We were on the floor dying in laugther.

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Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

no she didn't ..

Mi love Mandeville ..well di likkle mi explore when mi go home

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Is anyone a big dancehall fan? Seem like all di artist dem a war. Mi cyan keep up wid who bex wid who. But di diss chune dem nice still lol

mi love dancehall...a TOWN mi come from....(acting like a butu) haven't been out in a while but mi love fi shake mi leg...the artist dem tek too far more time..it no dat serious..wah part a JA yuh from ?

Girl I'm a dancehall fanatic! Mi love di culcha an roots to but a dancehall mi rate still. Oh, and mi come from Mandeville, the WONDERFUL city in the BEAUTIFUL parish of manchesta Mi come from country but farrin life gimme a uptown vibez still lol

GREAT another country ooman...A TRELAWNY bring mi