Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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Mindy is having a hell of a time with renewing Roy's passport. They have sent 2 different sets of pictures in via NY consulate and both have been returned from JA as not the right pictures......Walgreens & Wal-Mart. The word is they have to go to The Picture People and have them make high resolution pictures. Something about JA and the high rate of fraud.

Anyhow, to hear her tell it, is giving me a headache today. She's been trying to renew for the last 2 months.

We need to renew Andre's by the end of the year. Now, I'm worried.

DYAM DYAM DYAM!!! Ken's Passport expires in January 09!!!!! Great...someting else fi look forward too!!!!

All I can do is...

Bless, Gill

Gill mek yuh a jump up and dung pon deh bed suh?

Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Is mi Kimmy a chat bout!!!

No a me

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Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Wey yuh mean by dat Kimmie? Aldough me knoa yuh nah talk bout me, me deh yah a read a whole heap a time but nuh have nutting to say, cause sumbady already sey weh my waan say or it nuh apply to me. Me just luv fe read weh oonu write and laugh bout eveyday. No ulterior motive dere.

I second that too. I don't speak much but I love you all and I would never judge! Just I don't have a man anymore so alot of the things don't pertain to me I've stayed around because of the positive things that do go on here, the laughter, the great advice, and all the support.

[Jengles 0]

Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!!

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one...

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping

..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now!

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!!

Love onnuh!

Gill

by the way what is your Meez doing??? practicing???

[*JG* 2]

Mawning Yardies,

How is everyone today?

Lawny, I am so sorry for your loss. I, too think that stress is underrated...it can do some serious damage to your body & mind! I TRY to keep it in check...but these days it can be hard!

Like right now I feel my blood pressure creeping up! Ken just called me...he was suppose to go for his driving test today! We have paid the $$ and this woman said bring a car and drive fuh a likkle bit...presto whamo we give you a receipt and you should be able to pick up your license before you leave!

Hmmmm, what was it that JG said about best laid plans.... So, he goes down there and this man calls Ken and give him a book to read! Ok, after we paid the $$ we were suppose to be able to skip this part! Ken tells the man he is confused and the man tells Ken to come back on...APRIL 24th!!! Mi jus tell Ken look yuh haffi guh pressure deh people yuh pay deh $$ tuh! Mek dem knoa seh yuh knoa pay yuh HARD-EARNED dollas fi dis phockery!!

Is deh same ting we JUS talking bout!!! I KNOW my man...anyhow Ken come hup here widhout em license...fi jus siddung...Bwoy, is pure misery mi in fuh!!

Ladies, that have filed before me...is this how it goes...2 days of joy...then back inna deh crosses agen??? Constant struggle!? Well, Ken ave a saying"Not heveryday deh seas are rough...wan day wan day deh seas MUS calm!!! Lawd, when is DAT day!?

Bless,

Gill

Honestly, I don't think it's gotten better yet. There is always another form to fill out and another frustrating day to deal with where if you hear the word immigration or green card one more time, you are going to scream. Today, the word of the day is "passport".

I have learned that it hasn't killed me yet, Gill, and that I am a whole lot stronger and smarter then I ever thought I was.

You can do this. Stay strong and take lots of deep breaths!

I like that...the word of the day.

Mindy is having a hell of a time with renewing Roy's passport. They have sent 2 different sets of pictures in via NY consulate and both have been returned from JA as not the right pictures......Walgreens & Wal-Mart. The word is they have to go to The Picture People and have them make high resolution pictures. Something about JA and the high rate of fraud.

Anyhow, to hear her tell it, is giving me a headache today. She's been trying to renew for the last 2 months.

We need to renew Andre's by the end of the year. Now, I'm worried.

wow she has to go to the picture people....that is so crazy.....i'm sure my head would be hurting too....

My husbands friend realized his was expired right before his trip to JA, they went anyways and he renewed it while he was there. If push comes to shove for Mindy I'll ask him what happened.

Do you think he could do that without his passport? Her problem now is they are planning an August trip and his passport is in the hands of the Jamaican consulate. I hope they get it by then.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!!

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one...

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping

..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now!

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!!

Love onnuh!

Gill

by the way what is your Meez doing??? practicing???

JENGS...mi ave sitin fi ask u...you deh a di train staiton fi 2 months now...you naw reach a u yard ar weh u a go? U wah mi send taxi fi u?

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Mawning Yardies,

How is everyone today?

Lawny, I am so sorry for your loss. I, too think that stress is underrated...it can do some serious damage to your body & mind! I TRY to keep it in check...but these days it can be hard!

Like right now I feel my blood pressure creeping up! Ken just called me...he was suppose to go for his driving test today! We have paid the $$ and this woman said bring a car and drive fuh a likkle bit...presto whamo we give you a receipt and you should be able to pick up your license before you leave!

Hmmmm, what was it that JG said about best laid plans.... So, he goes down there and this man calls Ken and give him a book to read! Ok, after we paid the $$ we were suppose to be able to skip this part! Ken tells the man he is confused and the man tells Ken to come back on...APRIL 24th!!! Mi jus tell Ken look yuh haffi guh pressure deh people yuh pay deh $$ tuh! Mek dem knoa seh yuh knoa pay yuh HARD-EARNED dollas fi dis phockery!!

Is deh same ting we JUS talking bout!!! I KNOW my man...anyhow Ken come hup here widhout em license...fi jus siddung...Bwoy, is pure misery mi in fuh!!

Ladies, that have filed before me...is this how it goes...2 days of joy...then back inna deh crosses agen??? Constant struggle!? Well, Ken ave a saying"Not heveryday deh seas are rough...wan day wan day deh seas MUS calm!!! Lawd, when is DAT day!?

Bless,

Gill

Honestly, I don't think it's gotten better yet. There is always another form to fill out and another frustrating day to deal with where if you hear the word immigration or green card one more time, you are going to scream. Today, the word of the day is "passport".

I have learned that it hasn't killed me yet, Gill, and that I am a whole lot stronger and smarter then I ever thought I was.

You can do this. Stay strong and take lots of deep breaths!

I like that...the word of the day.

Mindy is having a hell of a time with renewing Roy's passport. They have sent 2 different sets of pictures in via NY consulate and both have been returned from JA as not the right pictures......Walgreens & Wal-Mart. The word is they have to go to The Picture People and have them make high resolution pictures. Something about JA and the high rate of fraud.

Anyhow, to hear her tell it, is giving me a headache today. She's been trying to renew for the last 2 months.

We need to renew Andre's by the end of the year. Now, I'm worried.

wow she has to go to the picture people....that is so crazy.....i'm sure my head would be hurting too....

My husbands friend realized his was expired right before his trip to JA, they went anyways and he renewed it while he was there. If push comes to shove for Mindy I'll ask him what happened.

Do you think he could do that without his passport? Her problem now is they are planning an August trip and his passport is in the hands of the Jamaican consulate. I hope they get it by then.

It should take about six weeks. I think the fees include fedex to and from jamaica

[Jengles 0]

Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!!

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one...

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping

..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now!

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!!

Love onnuh!

Gill

by the way what is your Meez doing??? practicing???

JENGS...mi ave sitin fi ask u...you deh a di train staiton fi 2 months now...you naw reach a u yard ar weh u a go? U wah mi send taxi fi u?

mi want to buy something nice for Kimmy shower and Gill need wedding gift. U see mi?? di whole uuno expensive to rass.

I'm probably stuck to the platform i've been there so long

and who put all the emotions before me and now i can't bloody post!!

[*JG* 2]

Mawning Yardies,

How is everyone today?

Lawny, I am so sorry for your loss. I, too think that stress is underrated...it can do some serious damage to your body & mind! I TRY to keep it in check...but these days it can be hard!

Like right now I feel my blood pressure creeping up! Ken just called me...he was suppose to go for his driving test today! We have paid the $$ and this woman said bring a car and drive fuh a likkle bit...presto whamo we give you a receipt and you should be able to pick up your license before you leave!

Hmmmm, what was it that JG said about best laid plans.... So, he goes down there and this man calls Ken and give him a book to read! Ok, after we paid the $$ we were suppose to be able to skip this part! Ken tells the man he is confused and the man tells Ken to come back on...APRIL 24th!!! Mi jus tell Ken look yuh haffi guh pressure deh people yuh pay deh $$ tuh! Mek dem knoa seh yuh knoa pay yuh HARD-EARNED dollas fi dis phockery!!

Is deh same ting we JUS talking bout!!! I KNOW my man...anyhow Ken come hup here widhout em license...fi jus siddung...Bwoy, is pure misery mi in fuh!!

Ladies, that have filed before me...is this how it goes...2 days of joy...then back inna deh crosses agen??? Constant struggle!? Well, Ken ave a saying"Not heveryday deh seas are rough...wan day wan day deh seas MUS calm!!! Lawd, when is DAT day!?

Bless,

Gill

Honestly, I don't think it's gotten better yet. There is always another form to fill out and another frustrating day to deal with where if you hear the word immigration or green card one more time, you are going to scream. Today, the word of the day is "passport".

I have learned that it hasn't killed me yet, Gill, and that I am a whole lot stronger and smarter then I ever thought I was.

You can do this. Stay strong and take lots of deep breaths!

I like that...the word of the day.

Mindy is having a hell of a time with renewing Roy's passport. They have sent 2 different sets of pictures in via NY consulate and both have been returned from JA as not the right pictures......Walgreens & Wal-Mart. The word is they have to go to The Picture People and have them make high resolution pictures. Something about JA and the high rate of fraud.

Anyhow, to hear her tell it, is giving me a headache today. She's been trying to renew for the last 2 months.

We need to renew Andre's by the end of the year. Now, I'm worried.

wow she has to go to the picture people....that is so crazy.....i'm sure my head would be hurting too....

My husbands friend realized his was expired right before his trip to JA, they went anyways and he renewed it while he was there. If push comes to shove for Mindy I'll ask him what happened.

Do you think he could do that without his passport? Her problem now is they are planning an August trip and his passport is in the hands of the Jamaican consulate. I hope they get it by then.

It should take about six weeks. I think the fees include fedex to and from jamaica

They have had it now for 8 weeks and are still saying the pictures are not right. I dread having to do this myself. I hope she figures it out so I can learn.

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Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Wey yuh mean by dat Kimmie? Aldough me knoa yuh nah talk bout me, me deh yah a read a whole heap a time but nuh have nutting to say, cause sumbady already sey weh my waan say or it nuh apply to me. Me just luv fe read weh oonu write and laugh bout eveyday. No ulterior motive dere.

I second that too. I don't speak much but I love you all and I would never judge! Just I don't have a man anymore so alot of the things don't pertain to me I've stayed around because of the positive things that do go on here, the laughter, the great advice, and all the support.

Claire..neva si this post....

Wah mi mean is..everybody luv talk bout dem no ave problems and dem sorry and ray tay tay...so if ano fi do with immigration or the visa journey mi no really seh nuttin unless it's general...ssome ppl love to hear wah a happen in ur life...but dem so perfect nuttin go wrong inna fi dem...mi nah lie..some a di statement them wah ppl may post mek mi wonder...but u cannot act like di glass rosey if it smear up..so mi ave all di advice fi gi and joke fi run..but mi step back from some topics more time...ppl must remember they are trying to build a life with their partners not giving them this oppotunity of a life time..the chance of my life would able to move back to JA and live confortably

life goes on during and after..don't act like things are peachy inna yuh life cause di man. woman nodeh next to yuh fi si..cause wah yuh hide will be ur enemy..yuh a set up yuh self fi live a lie and try mek tings perfect fi dem...when mi couldn't go a JA mi mek dat clear to Kashi...if mi phone cut off mi no mek up story bout it..just tell it like it is..it is life...not a honeymoon..so don't be fooled those that are just starting out..i'll alwasy be glad that I found u guys when i did cause it made mi aware of some issues..and the adjsutment is a big one...for me at least !!

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Jengs baby luv..yuh a do all dat fi ME !! awww how nice...

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JENGS...mi ave sitin fi ask u...you deh a di train staiton fi 2 months now...you naw reach a u yard ar weh u a go? U wah mi send taxi fi u?

Lawd :rofl:

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KimKim yuh register yet? Let mi knoa when yuh do ok?

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Jengs baby luv..yuh a do all dat fi ME !! awww how nice...

p.s and Gill, it's called Sharing Kimmy, see how she ah claim all of mi earnings.

KimKim yuh register yet? Let mi knoa when yuh do ok?

and you know how she nuff, she is going to register everywhere!!

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Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Wey yuh mean by dat Kimmie? Aldough me knoa yuh nah talk bout me, me deh yah a read a whole heap a time but nuh have nutting to say, cause sumbady already sey weh my waan say or it nuh apply to me. Me just luv fe read weh oonu write and laugh bout eveyday. No ulterior motive dere.

I second that too. I don't speak much but I love you all and I would never judge! Just I don't have a man anymore so alot of the things don't pertain to me I've stayed around because of the positive things that do go on here, the laughter, the great advice, and all the support.

Claire..neva si this post....

Wah mi mean is..everybody luv talk bout dem no ave problems and dem sorry and ray tay tay...so if ano fi do with immigration or the visa journey mi no really seh nuttin unless it's general...ssome ppl love to hear wah a happen in ur life...but dem so perfect nuttin go wrong inna fi dem...mi nah lie..some a di statement them wah ppl may post mek mi wonder...but u cannot act like di glass rosey if it smear up..so mi ave all di advice fi gi and joke fi run..but mi step back from some topics more time...ppl must remember they are trying to build a life with their partners not giving them this oppotunity of a life time..the chance of my life would able to move back to JA and live confortably

life goes on during and after..don't act like things are peachy inna yuh life cause di man. woman nodeh next to yuh fi si..cause wah yuh hide will be ur enemy..yuh a set up yuh self fi live a lie and try mek tings perfect fi dem...when mi couldn't go a JA mi mek dat clear to Kashi...if mi phone cut off mi no mek up story bout it..just tell it like it is..it is life...not a honeymoon..so don't be fooled those that are just starting out..i'll alwasy be glad that I found u guys when i did cause it made mi aware of some issues..and the adjsutment is a big one...for me at least !!

No prablem Kimmie, me jus lub fe draw yuh tongue

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Wey yuh mean by dat Kimmie? Aldough me knoa yuh nah talk bout me, me deh yah a read a whole heap a time but nuh have nutting to say, cause sumbady already sey weh my waan say or it nuh apply to me. Me just luv fe read weh oonu write and laugh bout eveyday. No ulterior motive dere.

I second that too. I don't speak much but I love you all and I would never judge! Just I don't have a man anymore so alot of the things don't pertain to me I've stayed around because of the positive things that do go on here, the laughter, the great advice, and all the support.

Claire..neva si this post....

Wah mi mean is..everybody luv talk bout dem no ave problems and dem sorry and ray tay tay...so if ano fi do with immigration or the visa journey mi no really seh nuttin unless it's general...ssome ppl love to hear wah a happen in ur life...but dem so perfect nuttin go wrong inna fi dem...mi nah lie..some a di statement them wah ppl may post mek mi wonder...but u cannot act like di glass rosey if it smear up..so mi ave all di advice fi gi and joke fi run..but mi step back from some topics more time...ppl must remember they are trying to build a life with their partners not giving them this oppotunity of a life time..the chance of my life would able to move back to JA and live confortably

life goes on during and after..don't act like things are peachy inna yuh life cause di man. woman nodeh next to yuh fi si..cause wah yuh hide will be ur enemy..yuh a set up yuh self fi live a lie and try mek tings perfect fi dem...when mi couldn't go a JA mi mek dat clear to Kashi...if mi phone cut off mi no mek up story bout it..just tell it like it is..it is life...not a honeymoon..so don't be fooled those that are just starting out..i'll alwasy be glad that I found u guys when i did cause it made mi aware of some issues..and the adjsutment is a big one...for me at least !!

Tell it...tell it...mi no wrang u a so it fi go. Kimmy a same weh mi tan. Fi life no perfect some time mi ave $$$ but more time mi a struggle. An mi no shame fi seh so. Like mi granny always seh...she naw swear fi no man.......mi no mind share my life...to tell the truth, I think I would be DEPRESSED if I didn't have ya'll to direct me and get me through the process. The break up with my EX weighed me down in a terrible way and to tell you the truth it was very hard for me to trust another man. But mi auntie tell mi seh mi caan live so....mi can't use wah happen in the past weigh me down.