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Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it :no::lol:

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly :thumbs:

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York :whistle::lol:

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one... :rofl::rofl:

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it :no::lol:

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly :thumbs:

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York :whistle::lol:

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one... :rofl::rofl:

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping :rofl:

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it :no::lol:

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly :thumbs:

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York :whistle::lol:

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one... :rofl::rofl:

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping :rofl:

:rofl::rofl: ..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time :thumbs:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it :no::lol:

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly :thumbs:

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York :whistle::lol:

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one... :rofl::rofl:

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping :rofl:

:rofl::rofl: ..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time :thumbs:

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now! :thumbs:

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love onnuh!

Gill

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

I will accept that apology but mi nah break deh line fi it :no::lol:

how yuh so wicked..mi tink mi a get a bly :thumbs:

Hush...mi need a good excuse fi go a New York :whistle::lol:

and coming to woop my ####### is a good one... :rofl::rofl:

Well if yuh muss knoa mi ago beg fi a tour guide an place fi stay in exchange for the a$$ whooping :rofl:

:rofl::rofl: ..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time :thumbs:

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now! :thumbs:

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love onnuh!

Gill

they were ...weren't they :whistle:

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:rofl::rofl: ..

and yes yuh patois is very good..figet seh yuh no born Jamaican more time :thumbs:

Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now! :thumbs:

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love onnuh!

Gill

Awwww thanks guys :blush: I am glad you think so...thanks for letting me learn with you all. I really appreciate it! :)

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Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now! :thumbs:

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love onnuh!

Gill

they were ...weren't they :whistle:

*kissteet* Only cause yuh mek mi heart fall outta mi chess an mi cyaan breath fi dat minute! :angry:

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Bwoy, mi was hout fuh seh deh same ting! Yardie...mi proudda yuh! Bwoy, sometimes mi figget yuh nuh a BORN Jamaican!!! Yuh cyan TEACH Patois class now! :thumbs:

Love ya,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yuh fuh nuh give har a bly... a wickid ting dat Man! A give deh poor Yardie Sistren stress fi nuttin'...It's so funny...afta she post dat Ken han mi bruk hup...deh thread was SILENT fuh a MINUTE!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Love onnuh!

Gill

they were ...weren't they :whistle:

*kissteet* Only cause yuh mek mi heart fall outta mi chess an mi cyaan breath fi dat minute! :angry:

:rofl::rofl: glad it back in now :lol:

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

She no sarry...bax ar dung...bax ar dung...wait deh..mi figet seh she ave belly...arite Kimmy how much months u ave lef?

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

She no sarry...bax ar dung...bax ar dung...wait deh..mi figet seh she ave belly...arite Kimmy how much months u ave lef?

ahahaa..yuh si yuh !!! nuh fi yuh belly just did a hat yuh naxide !!!

just about 6mths left ... :crying:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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Mi have a question...straight talk now

Does your SO get mad if you correct them when the mispronounce a word or something along that line? I just left Sears with my friend and her husband and he's ask one of the sales person for help. So, the salesman ask him where the item was that he had a question about he kept saying OVAHSO! The guy was like excuse, sir, I didn't get that. My friend husband replies...it DEH OVAHSO! Again, the poor salesman replies, sir, I don't understand what your saying LET ME GET SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS SPANISH. (You know I was laughing my A$$ off at that point). So, I told my girlfriend husband that he have to speak so people can understand him and that to remember we speak ENGLISH in Jamaica and that no everybody understand PATWAH. He is so friggin INGNORANT it's UNREAL. So, we start talk to the salesman and im walk weh BEX an a mex up im face...bway mi a tell you im attitude alone woudah mad mi.

JENGS I hope the PATWAH didn't make your EYES hurt too much this time.

Gill...mi sarry dawta...MI SARRY YARDIES AGAIN...!! :devil:

She no sarry...bax ar dung...bax ar dung...wait deh..mi figet seh she ave belly...arite Kimmy how much months u ave lef?

ahahaa..yuh si yuh !!! nuh fi yuh belly just did a hat yuh naxide !!!

just about 6mths left ... :crying:

Kimmy--

You know wah name BIZZY my aunt brought some from Jamaica last month and she boil it gimme yesterday and I feel GREAT! Bway it taste horrible, but it works. Now, mi a drink one big cup a CERASE.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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tep aff a mi name

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Lawny

mi learn early...there are a few ppl i will express myself to..cause dem do the same..watch out fi the one dem wah just want hear and have nothing to say..dats all mi a seh

Wey yuh mean by dat Kimmie? Aldough me knoa yuh nah talk bout me, me deh yah a read a whole heap a time but nuh have nutting to say, cause sumbady already sey weh my waan say or it nuh apply to me. Me just luv fe read weh oonu write and laugh bout eveyday. No ulterior motive dere. :thumbs:

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Mi have a question...straight talk now

Does your SO get mad if you correct them when the mispronounce a word or something along that line? I just left Sears with my friend and her husband and he's ask one of the sales person for help. So, the salesman ask him where the item was that he had a question about he kept saying OVAHSO! The guy was like excuse, sir, I didn't get that. My friend husband replies...it DEH OVAHSO! Again, the poor salesman replies, sir, I don't understand what your saying LET ME GET SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS SPANISH. (You know I was laughing my A$$ off at that point). So, I told my girlfriend husband that he have to speak so people can understand him and that to remember we speak ENGLISH in Jamaica and that no everybody understand PATWAH. He is so friggin INGNORANT it's UNREAL. So, we start talk to the salesman and im walk weh BEX an a mex up im face...bway mi a tell you im attitude alone woudah mad mi.

JENGS I hope the PATWAH didn't make your EYES hurt too much this time.

hahaahaaa.. :rofl:

my husband laughs...but him do it more time fi provoke di ppl dem....

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