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At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action :blush:

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

We don't need to hear you laugh to laugh with you!!! Your stories always have me cracking up. :rofl:

My girl, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. He just kept running through the club with this girl wrapped around his waist. She was straddling him on a chair then he would get up and run with her...I was like what the RASS is this.

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So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action :blush:

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

We don't need to hear you laugh to laugh with you!!! Your stories always have me cracking up. :rofl:

My girl, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. He just kept running through the club with this girl wrapped around his waist. She was straddling him on a chair then he would get up and run with her...I was like what the RASS is this.

Hanging on like a monkey - LMAO!!

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger....

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At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action :blush:

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

We don't need to hear you laugh to laugh with you!!! Your stories always have me cracking up. :rofl:

My girl, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. He just kept running through the club with this girl wrapped around his waist. She was straddling him on a chair then he would get up and run with her...I was like what the RASS is this.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Truss mi I cyaan imagine seeing anyting like that...mi mussi be too innocent :innocent::whistle::lol:

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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

:rofl::rofl::rofl: LEF MI ..MI HEAD A GO..MI LOOK LIKE MADUSA FROM PASSA PASSA :rofl:

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

Hey All...

I haven't been on here much lately.....getting ready for the interview next week but wanted u all to know Dave did have his medical on 3/18 as planned. I PM'ed some of u about him still needing a couple of the immunizations for the interview and it seems like it worked itself out. (THANKS to JG, Gill and JaLove for the info.) :)

A lot of places are closed down in JA today and monday cause of the holidays but I spoke with the NVC and the R.N. at Andrews memorial who said Dave can just take the "proof" that he got the shots straight to the Interview and we should be fine.

Thanks for all your advice and words of encouragement. I still got about 30 pages of posts to read before i can catch up on what u all been talking about these last few days ( LOL) but i'll keep everyone posted about my case.

Have a good weekend!

Tonisha

Happy Easter To All & Good Afternoon,

Could you tell me how much it cost you with the shots and medical.....I am prepared for about $300 but just checking?

Thanks,

Tonya

Hey Tonya,

My cousin had to pay $200 U.S. Some of the shots he didn't need, but the nurse told him hit would have been a lot expensive if he had gotten it at a clinic before he came for the medical. Does your hubby have any of his shot records or immunization card?

No he doesn't have any records.......I know that he had to have some shots to attend school......so hopefully he will just need a couple.....he is going to Dr. Banbury

March 17, 2007 Married Ocho Rios, Jamaica

April 12, 2007 Filed I-130 for husband

Vermont Service Center via DHL

May 9, 2007 Automated System says received I-130

May 15, 2007 Received NOA1

July 2, 2007 I-130 Approved (Automated System)

July 9, 2007 Received Approval Notice in mail

August 13, 2007 DS-3032 sent to Andrew & I received AOS bill

August 14, 2007 Paid AOS $70 via DHL

August 21, 2007 Returned DS-3032 from Jamaica via regular mail

September 4, 2007 Received I-864 in mail

September 5, 2007 Returned I-864 via DHL

September 11, 2007 Received DS-3032 Agent of Choice

September 17, 2007 IV Bill Generated

September 20, 2007 Touched (RFE) Missing Documents/Information

They are missing $380 IV Bill which I haven't received as of yet

October 1, 2007 IV Bill Received in the Mail

October 2, 2007 Paid IV Bill via USPS 2nd day delivery

October 3, 2007 IV Bill delivered at 11:07pm to St. Louis P.O. Box

October 5, 2007 IV Bill processed

October 11, 2007 DS-230 Visa Application is scheduled to be mailed this week1111

Sending it to Andrew via DHL International

THE JOURNEY IS COMING TO AN END THAT SEEMS LIKE IT HAS TAKEN FOREVER!

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Hi ladies, happy Friday!

Well I've compiled everything for the K1 packet that I will mail out tomorrow. If you could please take a look at my list and let me know if I'm missing anything, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks

K1 Packet:

Personal Check $455

Cover Letter

I-129F

I-129F Supplement: Part B, Question 18, explanation of meeting in person

G-325A and passport style photo (Petitioner)

G-325A (Petitioner) Supplement: Question: Employment Last Five Years"

G-325A and passport style photo (Beneficiary)

Copy of Naturalization Certificate (Petitioner)

Copy of Court Order of Name Change

Letter certifying intent to marry (Petitioner and Beneficiary) (I didn't notarize mine is that okay?)

Documentary evidence of having met in person in the past two years

-Copy of all passport pages to show stamps

-copy of itineraries

-copy of credit card receipts showing purchases made in JA

Documentary evidence of ongoing relationship

Emails from month that we met up to this month

cell phone bills (Sept-March)

photographs (16 of them)

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Hi ladies, happy Friday!

Well I've compiled everything for the K1 packet that I will mail out tomorrow. If you could please take a look at my list and let me know if I'm missing anything, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks

K1 Packet:

Personal Check $455

Cover Letter

I-129F

I-129F Supplement: Part B, Question 18, explanation of meeting in person

G-325A and passport style photo (Petitioner)

G-325A (Petitioner) Supplement: Question: Employment Last Five Years"

G-325A and passport style photo (Beneficiary)

Copy of Naturalization Certificate (Petitioner)

Copy of Court Order of Name Change

Letter certifying intent to marry (Petitioner and Beneficiary) (I didn't notarize mine is that okay?)

Documentary evidence of having met in person in the past two years

-Copy of all passport pages to show stamps

-copy of itineraries

-copy of credit card receipts showing purchases made in JA

Documentary evidence of ongoing relationship

Emails from month that we met up to this month

cell phone bills (Sept-March)

photographs (16 of them)

hey mommy2b!

I submitted the same things minus the name change and naturalization. I didn't notorize intent either.

Good luck!

Wakey

Intimacy, like charity, begins at home. If we cannot be intimate with ourselves, we have no way to bring to intimacy with another person.

Intimacy with ourselves takes time. We need time for rest, time for walks, time for quiet, and time to tune into to ourselves. We cannot completely fill up our lives with activities and become intimate with ourselves. Nor can we just sit quietly indefinitely and become intimate with ourselves. We have to have the time and energy to be our lives and to do our live in order to establish and intimate relationship with ourselves.

Surprisingly, as we become intimate with ourselves, we discover our connection with others

Intimacy....In/to/me/see...

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Hi ladies, happy Friday!

Well I've compiled everything for the K1 packet that I will mail out tomorrow. If you could please take a look at my list and let me know if I'm missing anything, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks

K1 Packet:

Personal Check $455

Cover Letter

I-129F

I-129F Supplement: Part B, Question 18, explanation of meeting in person

G-325A and passport style photo (Petitioner)

G-325A (Petitioner) Supplement: Question: Employment Last Five Years"

G-325A and passport style photo (Beneficiary)

Copy of Naturalization Certificate (Petitioner)

Copy of Court Order of Name Change

Letter certifying intent to marry (Petitioner and Beneficiary) (I didn't notarize mine is that okay?)

Documentary evidence of having met in person in the past two years

-Copy of all passport pages to show stamps

-copy of itineraries

-copy of credit card receipts showing purchases made in JA

Documentary evidence of ongoing relationship

Emails from month that we met up to this month

cell phone bills (Sept-March)

photographs (16 of them)

Looks good - I didn't notarize mine (of course I'm not approved either)!!!

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

Keep us laughing Lawny!! :thumbs:

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

Tomorrow afternoon :lol: Come anytime for dinner!

Thanks for the directions...that is kinda how I envisioned doing it but I am glad to have a detailed description. I have never really done whole fish on my own so this should be an adventure...not to mention I HATE frying things. I have started so many little fires and burned myself so many time :whistle: You should see me when I gear up for frying...tall sleeves, hair back, glasses on, clear everything within 5 feet and plenty of flour/baking powder to put out any fires :lol: I am such a mess :lol:

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

I mix my seasoning with flour and thanks for the reminder that i need to buy some. :thumbs:

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

I sprinkle i little bit of water in the pan, when the oil starts jumping when u do that, it's hot enough,

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

I mix my seasoning with flour and thanks for the reminder that i need to buy some. :thumbs:

I use flour with mine as well. And I like to cook it outside - no stink!!

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger....

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So how do you all fry fish? What type of fish? What type of seasonings? Just trying to get some ideas :)

This is what I do.

I wash the fish in salt and lemon juice, let it dry. In a bowl, I mix up seasoning, black pepper, a just touch of white salt, becuase the seasoning all ready have enough salt in it. Then I rub not sprinkle...I rub it inside the fish and outside and let it sit for a little. Then I make the oil really hot...hot hot hot (but don't BURN it). I love spicy food and I love it when the fish have a little kick to it, so I drop 1/2 of scoth bonnet pepper in the oil (DISCLAIMER) you might want to open your windows or go stand somewhere else until the pepper burn off or your eyes are going to burn like hell. If you don't want it to be too hot (spicy) take out the seeds. That's the hottest part of the pepper. Then u just fry dem one by one. I also make little slits in the sides of the fish. Saw my grandmother do that, she say the seasoning will soak into the fish while it's frying. Then you all done. Enjoy your meal. Oh, one more very important thing...

What time is dinner? :whistle:

I mix my seasoning with flour and thanks for the reminder that i need to buy some. :thumbs:

I use flour with mine as well. And I like to cook it outside - no stink!!

I have no outside, my grandmother suggested i boil some floral disinfectint on the stove with some water to get rid of the smell, I haven't tried it yet, maybe tonite...we get this stuff from england called zflora comes in different scents like roses and bouquet...maybe English can suggets a subsitute..

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