Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

[Jengles 0]

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

There was a girl dancing at Priory Beach on my last trip = She climbed up into the roof rafters and did a headstand, whinin all over - not a care in the world that her dress was around her neck and her thong and all was in full glory :blink:

I saw even more chaos goin on at Shades

The dance i went to at Portocio Beach the girls that were on stange had on NOTHING! NADAH! I was so glad I was far from the stage and sitting on top of my friends truck. After a while the crowd got tired of them and started to boo and fling bottles on the stage. A few moments before they were cheering them on.

that is so nasty...den dem wonda why men ain't wifeing them up

[sus 70]

At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

[Tonya 0]

Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box...

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

LEF MI ..MI HEAD A GO..MI LOOK LIKE MADUSA FROM PASSA PASSA

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

Hey All...

I haven't been on here much lately.....getting ready for the interview next week but wanted u all to know Dave did have his medical on 3/18 as planned. I PM'ed some of u about him still needing a couple of the immunizations for the interview and it seems like it worked itself out. (THANKS to JG, Gill and JaLove for the info.)

A lot of places are closed down in JA today and monday cause of the holidays but I spoke with the NVC and the R.N. at Andrews memorial who said Dave can just take the "proof" that he got the shots straight to the Interview and we should be fine.

Thanks for all your advice and words of encouragement. I still got about 30 pages of posts to read before i can catch up on what u all been talking about these last few days ( LOL) but i'll keep everyone posted about my case.

Have a good weekend!

Tonisha

Happy Easter To All & Good Afternoon,

Could you tell me how much it cost you with the shots and medical.....I am prepared for about $300 but just checking?

Thanks,

Tonya

[Yaads 0]

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

Wow I have never really seen the scene in person...just on the videos. I can't believe that...basically pimping out the girls That's not right at all!

[wakeywakeup 1]

Good afternoon everyone! Hope ya day is blessed as mine.

***I have a question off topic***

I'm completing the D230 form and it has 2 parts when I download it. When I read on the Yardies tread I see advise that Dwayne can drop this off once our case reaches Kingston. In other treads (countries) they are dropping off part of the form Part 1 this day and Part 2 that day.

What we Yardies fe do?

Thanks for all your help and guidance!

Wakey

Wah u a seh Wakey...bettah u link GILL, but from the notes I saved from her and other I think you need just part I with 2 passport picutures. After you get the NVC letter with the Kingston case number you send an e-mail with the number in the SUBJECT line requesting an appointment to drop of the DS230...if me wrang, dem we correct mi. Tek care.

Lawny

Tanks Lawny me link Gill fe be clear

[Yaads 0]

Hello TGIF

Lawd I love tuh watch de dancehall videos Mi cyaan believe sum of de tings wey people do How yuh tink sey mi become de champion bubblah

So since mi no ave no bun an cheese only ting fi Easter fi mi is gonna be fried fish. So give mi some good recipes please...I waan try sumting new

Mawnin Yards,

Mi go store yesterday to pick up BUN, now mi did in deh on Monday the bun was $7.00. Yesterday dem raise the prise to $14.00 fi the same size bun...mi start gwaan BAD and other people start say the same thing. So, the owner give us the bun fi the $7.00. Now, this is the next thing. On Monday they had a whole shelf of the small cheese...yesterday all the small cheese gone and only the big tin left selling for $30...dem musah rass mad...mi just pay fi mi 2 bun an lef.

Idiot man! I can't believe they try and pull ####### like that! Glad that you got it at the original price...dem tuh greedy!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

[Jengles 0]

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

laughing at the description, my son's father is/was with one of these girls

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

Wow I have never really seen the scene in person...just on the videos. I can't believe that...basically pimping out the girls That's not right at all!

these girls want to be pimped, or should i say they looking for opportunity

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box...

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

LEF MI ..MI HEAD A GO..MI LOOK LIKE MADUSA FROM PASSA PASSA

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

Hey All...

I haven't been on here much lately.....getting ready for the interview next week but wanted u all to know Dave did have his medical on 3/18 as planned. I PM'ed some of u about him still needing a couple of the immunizations for the interview and it seems like it worked itself out. (THANKS to JG, Gill and JaLove for the info.)

A lot of places are closed down in JA today and monday cause of the holidays but I spoke with the NVC and the R.N. at Andrews memorial who said Dave can just take the "proof" that he got the shots straight to the Interview and we should be fine.

Thanks for all your advice and words of encouragement. I still got about 30 pages of posts to read before i can catch up on what u all been talking about these last few days ( LOL) but i'll keep everyone posted about my case.

Have a good weekend!

Tonisha

Happy Easter To All & Good Afternoon,

Could you tell me how much it cost you with the shots and medical.....I am prepared for about $300 but just checking?

Thanks,

Tonya

Hey Tonya,

My cousin had to pay $200 U.S. Some of the shots he didn't need, but the nurse told him hit would have been a lot expensive if he had gotten it at a clinic before he came for the medical. Does your hubby have any of his shot records or immunization card?

[Jengles 0]

At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

just had to note the use of the two words...carry on...nuh mean nothing by it

[Yaads 0]

Wow I have never really seen the scene in person...just on the videos. I can't believe that...basically pimping out the girls That's not right at all!

these girls want to be pimped, or should i say they looking for opportunity

Wow...I never knew I guess to some it is all about opportunity and they don't care what reputation or STD they catch on their way to the so called "top".

[Islandwoman 0]

At Shades, they had a live show going on - I am openminded, but MY LAWD! of course, I had to use the bathroom - and walk down the steps past a trio in full action

OMG! Girl, don't get me started. I've seen it all. It's just so friggin nasty and in the day of AIDS, I just don't understand it. In November last year I was at Pier One in Mobay and if ya'll know where that is..-- it's near the water at a pier surouned by a lot of rocks. Well this guy was running through the club throwing this girl up in the air like he was having sex with her and all her GLORY was out. It was just crazy. Her damn top came off no bra it was not pretty. When he started to run from the pier back inside the club, he triped and she went right into the bar. I never laughed so hard in my life. My fiance and his friends were laughing and me becuase I have an INFECTIOUS laugh. If you hear me laugh you can't help but to laugh.

We don't need to hear you laugh to laugh with you!!! Your stories always have me cracking up.

[Jengles 0]

Wow I have never really seen the scene in person...just on the videos. I can't believe that...basically pimping out the girls That's not right at all!

these girls want to be pimped, or should i say they looking for opportunity

Wow...I never knew I guess to some it is all about opportunity and they don't care what reputation or STD they catch on their way to the so called "top".

dem get Visa, U.S. dollars and if they lucky dem get a man and stay in the U.S.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

laughing at the description, my son's father is/was with one of these girls

Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

As much as I hate to say this, but it's true. My brother's friends do that all the time. They bring up the careless girls after having big dance off competitions in Jamaica. Like how they use to pay women to hang out in front of the dancehall half DAMN naked in the middle of winter to bring MEN into the dancehall...what a stress.

Wow I have never really seen the scene in person...just on the videos. I can't believe that...basically pimping out the girls That's not right at all!

these girls want to be pimped, or should i say they looking for opportunity

Forget the opportunity party. They know what they getting into and a hotel some a dem live for a week or two sometimes with a dozen or more women. No self respect. I watch one of the dance off my brother's friend had in Mobay and it look like it was about a 1000 girls in line. When he got to the 1st 50 he locked down the place and told them to go home. They had to run to their vehicles becuase bottle, stone, chair anything they could find start to fling.