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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

:rofl::rofl::rofl: LEF MI ..MI HEAD A GO..MI LOOK LIKE MADUSA FROM PASSA PASSA :rofl:

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

Kimmy,

see how Lawny is?? always asking what's for dinner and what time she fi come, but she always whan come empty handed, just whan bring she and she long belly. den a chat bout what SHE cook for she self, !!! some people I tell ya!!

JENGS -- you know seh mi love you! Wah u want mi fi bring...mi soon come back mi ago look fi mi TUPAHWEAR (or) how evah u spell eeh...soon reach back

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

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Hello (F) TGIF :dance:

Lawd I love tuh watch de dancehall videos :lol: Mi cyaan believe sum of de tings wey people do :blink: How yuh tink sey mi become de champion bubblah?!? ;):lol:

So since mi no ave no bun an cheese only ting fi Easter fi mi is gonna be fried fish. So give mi some good recipes please...I waan try sumting new :yes:

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Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Good afternoon everyone! Hope ya day is blessed as mine.

***I have a question off topic***

I'm completing the D230 form and it has 2 parts when I download it. When I read on the Yardies tread I see advise that Dwayne can drop this off once our case reaches Kingston. In other treads (countries) they are dropping off part of the form Part 1 this day and Part 2 that day.

What we Yardies fe do? :blink::unsure:

Thanks for all your help and guidance!

Wakey

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Intimacy with ourselves takes time. We need time for rest, time for walks, time for quiet, and time to tune into to ourselves. We cannot completely fill up our lives with activities and become intimate with ourselves. Nor can we just sit quietly indefinitely and become intimate with ourselves. We have to have the time and energy to be our lives and to do our live in order to establish and intimate relationship with ourselves.

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Hello (F) TGIF :dance:

Lawd I love tuh watch de dancehall videos :lol: Mi cyaan believe sum of de tings wey people do :blink: How yuh tink sey mi become de champion bubblah ;):lol:

So since mi no ave no bun an cheese only ting fi Easter fi mi is gonna be fried fish. So give mi some good recipes please...I waan try sumting new :yes:

Mawnin Yards,

Mi go store yesterday to pick up BUN, now mi did in deh on Monday the bun was $7.00. Yesterday dem raise the prise to $14.00 fi the same size bun...mi start gwaan BAD and other people start say the same thing. So, the owner give us the bun fi the $7.00. Now, this is the next thing. On Monday they had a whole shelf of the small cheese...yesterday all the small cheese gone and only the big tin left selling for $30...dem musah rass mad...mi just pay fi mi 2 bun an lef.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

Kimmy,

see how Lawny is?? always asking what's for dinner and what time she fi come, but she always whan come empty handed, just whan bring she and she long belly. den a chat bout what SHE cook for she self, !!! some people I tell ya!!

JENGS -- you know seh mi love you! Wah u want mi fi bring...mi soon come back mi ago look fi mi TUPAHWEAR (or) how evah u spell eeh...soon reach back

you are soooo right.. I LOVE dancehall, hence my name LOL but the things these girls are doing on these Dutty Fridaze videos are just NASTY..Why ya gotta let a dude pull down your bra and pat ya pums. I may dance a lil wild all in good fun, but mi body ya naa touch!!!

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Jengs..no dat mi a seh dats why mi tell har fi come help yuh..

Lawny...mi know..yuh mussi mad..nobody nah ketch a do dem ting dere...all pon top a truck and sound box and dem rass madness deh..dem lucky more dan mi..dats all mi can seh

Kimmy a dat mi a seh...I don't know how they do it. All mi can do is hold mi head a shake it...cause mi no understand the reason fi all the madness.

dem a look Visa, sometimes these big promoters will sponser dem fi visa, to come up here and england to hype the big dances...

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Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

There was a girl dancing at Priory Beach on my last trip = She climbed up into the roof rafters and did a headstand, whinin all over - not a care in the world that her dress was around her neck and her thong and all was in full glory :blink:

I saw even more chaos goin on at Shades :whistle:

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Good afternoon everyone! Hope ya day is blessed as mine.

***I have a question off topic***

I'm completing the D230 form and it has 2 parts when I download it. When I read on the Yardies tread I see advise that Dwayne can drop this off once our case reaches Kingston. In other treads (countries) they are dropping off part of the form Part 1 this day and Part 2 that day.

What we Yardies fe do? :blink::unsure:

Thanks for all your help and guidance!

Wakey

Wah u a seh Wakey...bettah u link GILL, but from the notes I saved from her and other I think you need just part I with 2 passport picutures. After you get the NVC letter with the Kingston case number you send an e-mail with the number in the SUBJECT line requesting an appointment to drop of the DS230...if me wrang, dem we correct mi. Tek care.

Lawny

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

Kimmy,

see how Lawny is?? always asking what's for dinner and what time she fi come, but she always whan come empty handed, just whan bring she and she long belly. den a chat bout what SHE cook for she self, !!! some people I tell ya!!

JENGS -- you know seh mi love you! Wah u want mi fi bring...mi soon come back mi ago look fi mi TUPAHWEAR (or) how evah u spell eeh...soon reach back

Kimmy - mi know wha u a seh!! mi need help and she a bring tupperware to baxide..mi need help and she a go help she self

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Lawny lef di ooman suppose dats all di time she ave..st least a she ago buy it..why yuh no go to her house and hook it up fi har...since Mr.Jengs in JA...

bwoy mi buy one bun and mi a tell yuh it DRY!!! mi nyam off di whole a di chees eand lef more than 1/2 di bun inna di box... :rofl:

And yes Clairey..I was sleeping yesterday pretty much the whole blasted day..headache still a linger likkle but wah mi a go do

go put on u brassiere

:rofl::rofl::rofl: LEF MI ..MI HEAD A GO..MI LOOK LIKE MADUSA FROM PASSA PASSA :rofl:

Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

Hey All...

I haven't been on here much lately.....getting ready for the interview next week but wanted u all to know Dave did have his medical on 3/18 as planned. I PM'ed some of u about him still needing a couple of the immunizations for the interview and it seems like it worked itself out. (THANKS to JG, Gill and JaLove for the info.) :)

A lot of places are closed down in JA today and monday cause of the holidays but I spoke with the NVC and the R.N. at Andrews memorial who said Dave can just take the "proof" that he got the shots straight to the Interview and we should be fine.

Thanks for all your advice and words of encouragement. I still got about 30 pages of posts to read before i can catch up on what u all been talking about these last few days ( LOL) but i'll keep everyone posted about my case.

Have a good weekend!

Tonisha

K-1 Timeline

Oct.5th, 2007 - Filed I-129F VSC Express Mail

Oct.12th, 2007 - NOA1 Hardcopy

Dec.14th, 2007 - Rec'd No Impediment and extras of Birth Certif. by mail

Jan. 31st, 2008 - NOA2 Hardcopy sent out from VSC

Feb. 5th, 2008 - NVC Receives Our Case

Feb.7th, 2008 - Got KNG# and Hardcopy of NOA2 in the Mail

Feb. 26th, 2008 - Dropped off DS230 Part I, Rec'd Packet 3; Filed for Police Report

Feb. 28th, 2008 - Rec'd Email from Embassy that Interview scheduled

April 1st, 2008 - Interview @ 1:30pm- APPROVED!!!

May 20th, 2008 - U.S. Entry at JFK w/ work stamp

June 13th, 2008 - SS# Received

June 19th, 2008 - Started work w/ JFK EAD

August 11th, 2008 - Wedding

AOS Timeline

Oct. 3rd, 2008 - Submitted AOS/ EAD/ AP Packet

Oct. 6th, 2008 - AOS Packet Rec'd at USCIS Xpress Mail

Oct. 13th, 2008 - NOA1 Rec'd

Oct. 27th, 2008 - Case Trsf to CSC

Nov. 1st, 2008 - Biometrics Appt.

Dec. 10, 2008 - EAD/AP Approved

Dec. 17, 2008 - Received EAD/AP : )

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Hello (F) TGIF :dance:

Lawd I love tuh watch de dancehall videos :lol: Mi cyaan believe sum of de tings wey people do :blink: How yuh tink sey mi become de champion bubblah ;):lol:

So since mi no ave no bun an cheese only ting fi Easter fi mi is gonna be fried fish. So give mi some good recipes please...I waan try sumting new :yes:

Mawnin Yards,

Mi go store yesterday to pick up BUN, now mi did in deh on Monday the bun was $7.00. Yesterday dem raise the prise to $14.00 fi the same size bun...mi start gwaan BAD and other people start say the same thing. So, the owner give us the bun fi the $7.00. Now, this is the next thing. On Monday they had a whole shelf of the small cheese...yesterday all the small cheese gone and only the big tin left selling for $30...dem musah rass mad...mi just pay fi mi 2 bun an lef.

Now see, my 5 year old, don't know no better, this is where I break out the Kraft cheese!!!

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Kimmy --

I saw MADUSA at a dance in Portmore and mi nearli dead. These guys from New York were putting $20s bills into her torn up panties mi nearli dead and she just kept on dancing then they wet her up with a bottle of MOET and she was loving it. Girl have you seen these DUTTY Friday videos? I was watching one last night and all I can do was shake my head and say (dem damn RASS MAD JAMAICANS) How the HELL are you going to dance in a friggin TREE? Then they on top of the light post and a dive pon people a wah di rass...Lawd mi glad mi did enjoy dancehall from back in the day...girl all inna di watah dem a dance and a whine up...kiss mi neck a wah dis fahdah

There was a girl dancing at Priory Beach on my last trip = She climbed up into the roof rafters and did a headstand, whinin all over - not a care in the world that her dress was around her neck and her thong and all was in full glory :blink:

I saw even more chaos goin on at Shades :whistle:

The dance i went to at Portocio Beach the girls that were on stange had on NOTHING! NADAH! I was so glad I was far from the stage and sitting on top of my friends truck. After a while the crowd got tired of them and started to boo and fling bottles on the stage. A few moments before they were cheering them on.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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