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Lawny,

Stop at the store an pick up the ingredients to have yourself a:

Big Bamboo

1 oz overproof rum

1 oz light rum

1/2 oz triple sec

1 oz pineapple juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lime juice

3/4 oz syrup

This might cool you off for a bit...

careful deh Lawny, cause you might drink dat and drop sleep and wake up and find out yuh miss yuh plane :whistle:

Sunny, hole up, how yuh gonna give a woman who needs a pum pum cooler a drink called big bamboo???

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English..no tek up fi Jengs.

di ole rass a oonuh mad :rofl::rofl:

who waan drink "pum pum cooler" :rofl:

leff English lone...she nah tek up fi me...she a look out fi me...

pum pum cooler...sound like an aphrodesiac(sp) can see the commercial now....*voice says*"men is your woman hot?? and she pum pum fat....and she want it all night long...well we have the rememdy for you"....*now close up pon one drink bokkle wid a ooman with a coco cola bokkle shape* ..voice says "men the pum pum cooler is what u need to quench your woman thirst all night long"

now tell me u can't hear imagine dat being played on j.a. radio

Mi hear it!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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English..no tek up fi Jengs.

di ole rass a oonuh mad :rofl::rofl:

who waan drink "pum pum cooler" :rofl:

leff English lone...she nah tek up fi me...she a look out fi me...

pum pum cooler...sound like an aphrodesiac(sp) can see the commercial now....*voice says*"men is your woman hot?? and she pum pum fat....and she want it all night long...well we have the rememdy for you"....*now close up pon one drink bokkle wid a ooman with a coco cola bokkle shape* ..voice says "men the pum pum cooler is what u need to quench your woman thirst all night long"

now tell me u can't hear imagine dat being played on j.a. radio

Mi hear it!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Mi hear yuh Jengles........ :dance:

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mek mi go and cook dinner now, mi a cook late don't and review homework and all dat and lata when mi come back we will discuss how is it Gill is giving Lawny directions on where to go for a quick juk in Mo Bay!! mi did give Lawny the benefit of the doubt and asked her if she wipe of the car seat....put den mi forget j.a. car dem small :devil::thumbs::thumbs:

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hahaha..Jengs mi HEAR IT.. :rofl::rofl: him affi be a rasta man wid one spliff inna him mouth

mek mi go and cook dinner now, mi a cook late don't and review homework and all dat and lata when mi come back we will discuss how is it Gill is giving Lawny directions on where to go for a quick juk in Mo Bay!! mi did give Lawny the benefit of the doubt and asked her if she wipe of the car seat....put den mi forget j.a. car dem small :devil::thumbs::thumbs:

:lol:

Mi a have quite the opposite a gwaan yah..from mi preggo MR want it morning noon a nd rass night..a wah him tek mi fah...if mi eva go seh cho mi no ave no vibes..him head hat him :lol:

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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Question: Is there any free JA radio stations you can listen to online? What about TV stations online? Thanks!

XM Satellite Radio has a reggae station. It's ok, but it doesn't play anything hardcore (no Beenie Man, Movado, etc..). It's called "The Joint" - how appropriate is that? :lol:

i have xm and really don't care for that station...sometimes they have the good stuff on but other times not so much....

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Lawny,

Stop at the store an pick up the ingredients to have yourself a:

Big Bamboo

1 oz overproof rum

1 oz light rum

1/2 oz triple sec

1 oz pineapple juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lime juice

3/4 oz syrup

This might cool you off for a bit...

didn't know that was a actual drink....intersting........ :goofy:

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hahaha..Jengs mi HEAR IT.. :rofl::rofl: him affi be a rasta man wid one spliff inna him mouth

mek mi go and cook dinner now, mi a cook late don't and review homework and all dat and lata when mi come back we will discuss how is it Gill is giving Lawny directions on where to go for a quick juk in Mo Bay!! mi did give Lawny the benefit of the doubt and asked her if she wipe of the car seat....put den mi forget j.a. car dem small :devil::thumbs::thumbs:

:lol:

Mi a have quite the opposite a gwaan yah..from mi preggo MR want it morning noon a nd rass night..a wah him tek mi fah...if mi eva go seh cho mi no ave no vibes..him head hat him :lol:

Him want it more now cause him done knoa him caan breed you :rofl::rofl:

Support "OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE" Help a child go to school

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