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Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 6)

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dancehallquana   5

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Mek mi look fi sum more pum pum coola when mi git back from lunch...juss in case dat one nah wuk fi yuh :lol:

ey mi sista.. look fa di hood cooler too!!!.. last couple of days erytime mi chat wid RG, him wan mi talk dirty to him.. now mi halways down fa a lil phone wuk but DANG!! mi chat bout di kids or de freakin weather and him chat bout how"hard" it is!!! Mi mout ie getting tired ladies, ca ya knoa di yaad man tek some time to "calm" himself, mi run outta words ta say! MI NEED DI HOOD COOLER sent ta mobay ASAP!!!!

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Mek mi look fi sum more pum pum coola when mi git back from lunch...juss in case dat one nah wuk fi yuh :lol:

This might work:

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Oh gaad sus a kill u wah kill mi aff. Been in US 20 plus years a mi fraid a di cold weather still.

Mek mi look fi sum more pum pum coola when mi git back from lunch...juss in case dat one nah wuk fi yuh :lol:

ey mi sista.. look fa di hood cooler too!!!.. last couple of days erytime mi chat wid RG, him wan mi talk dirty to him.. now mi halways down fa a lil phone wuk but DANG!! mi chat bout di kids or de freakin weather and him chat bout how"hard" it is!!! Mi mout ie getting tired ladies, ca ya knoa di yaad man tek some time to "calm" himself, mi run outta words ta say! MI NEED DI HOOD COOLER sent ta mobay ASAP!!!!

WHY U THINK MI ALWAYS INNA HEAT!!!!!! :rofl:

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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mi a scratch mi head, mi can't even get a piece of icing???? hahah, thanks for the cake love

no icin fi yuh, mi want you tek awf di baby weight fi guh maggle a JA likkle more :lol:

Hi all -

I finally think I managed to catch up with the posts from while I was away! lawd, y'all can chat! I am extremely unhappy to be home :( The trip was wonderful - lots of quality time, met the family, and just truly relaxed.

Congrats on the approvals to those approved, and happy Birthday to the Birthday girls!

Welcome back!!

I feel your pain :(

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mi a scratch mi head, mi can't even get a piece of icing???? hahah, thanks for the cake love

no icin fi yuh, mi want you tek awf di baby weight fi guh maggle a JA likkle more :lol:

Hi all -

I finally think I managed to catch up with the posts from while I was away! lawd, y'all can chat! I am extremely unhappy to be home :( The trip was wonderful - lots of quality time, met the family, and just truly relaxed.

Congrats on the approvals to those approved, and happy Birthday to the Birthday girls!

Welcome back!!

I feel your pain :(

tank u English for looking out...mi a go maggle all bout, nuh just JA alone

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Me turn professional panhandler!!! but mi look good, don't??

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Hi all -

I finally think I managed to catch up with the posts from while I was away! lawd, y'all can chat! I am extremely unhappy to be home :( The trip was wonderful - lots of quality time, met the family, and just truly relaxed.

Congrats on the approvals to those approved, and happy Birthday to the Birthday girls!

Welcome back! I'm NEXT...I'm NEXT, right? :crying: this damn HEAT thing...

Sunny, please pray that I survive the next 2 weeks...... I can't afford to be in HEAT again. I think I'll go mad.

yes sunny please pray for a pum pum cooler for Lawny :devil::devil::thumbs:

:rofl: Dat sound like a drink..... Pum Pum Cooler

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Express Mail card recd stating package was recd on: 08-03-2011

NOA1 rec'd dated:-------08-04-2011

Check Cashed:-----------08-08-2011

Biometrics Appt scheduled for: ----09-23-2011

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Man, we just got over snow. Put those pictures away!!!!!!!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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*JG*   2

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English..no tek up fi Jengs.

di ole rass a oonuh mad :rofl::rofl:

who waan drink "pum pum cooler" :rofl:

Is it any worse then a fuzzy nipple?

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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*SunRay*   1

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Lawny,

Stop at the store an pick up the ingredients to have yourself a:

Big Bamboo

1 oz overproof rum

1 oz light rum

1/2 oz triple sec

1 oz pineapple juice

1 oz orange juice

1 oz lime juice

3/4 oz syrup

This might cool you off for a bit...

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ROC Filing date:--------08-02-2011

Express Mail card recd stating package was recd on: 08-03-2011

NOA1 rec'd dated:-------08-04-2011

Check Cashed:-----------08-08-2011

Biometrics Appt scheduled for: ----09-23-2011

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Jengles   0

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English..no tek up fi Jengs.

di ole rass a oonuh mad :rofl::rofl:

who waan drink "pum pum cooler" :rofl:

leff English lone...she nah tek up fi me...she a look out fi me...

pum pum cooler...sound like an aphrodesiac(sp) can see the commercial now....*voice says*"men is your woman hot?? and she pum pum fat....and she want it all night long...well we have the rememdy for you"....*now close up pon one drink bokkle wid a ooman with a coco cola bokkle shape* ..voice says "men the pum pum cooler is what u need to quench your woman thirst all night long"

now tell me u can't hear imagine dat being played on j.a. radio

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Me turn professional panhandler!!! but mi look good, don't??

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