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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Seet deh...mi deh yah a nyam mi BULLY BEEF sandwich and di one Kimmy a laugh aftah mi....gwaan. I might TWINS u a carry and dem no tell you get. Mi naw go back ovah di January thread...mi no tell seh dem no WAH CHAT TO MI!...dem just ignore mi di whole time...

Gill, a so mi cook my bully beef all di while.

Yardie, mi naw watch di one Kimmy...mi soon see ar a WADDLE...waddle drop drop :rofl:

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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First-Time Applicant (Adults):

All first time applicants must visit the Consulate General to be interviewed by a Consular Officer and submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Original Marriage Certificate, where applicable

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Divorce Judgement, if applicable

If Born abroad, in addition to the Birth Certificate, please submit one of the following:

Certificate of Naturalization

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship

Certificate of Registration

In addition, ONE of the following supplementary documents must be presented:

Jamaican Driver's Licence

National Voter's Identification Card

Work Permit bearing a photograph from the country of residence

Passport from country of residence

Citizenship Certificate from country of residence

Identification indicating permanent residency

Driver's Licence from country of residence

Other identification issued by a Federal/State/City authority,

which has an expiration date (subject to approval by a Consular Officer)

First- Time Applicant (Minors):

Applicants must submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship, if born abroad

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Parent's ID/Guardian's ID (along with letter of guardianship for the latter)

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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First-Time Applicant (Adults):

All first time applicants must visit the Consulate General to be interviewed by a Consular Officer and submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Original Marriage Certificate, where applicable

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Divorce Judgement, if applicable

If Born abroad, in addition to the Birth Certificate, please submit one of the following:

Certificate of Naturalization

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship

Certificate of Registration

In addition, ONE of the following supplementary documents must be presented:

Jamaican Driver's Licence

National Voter's Identification Card

Work Permit bearing a photograph from the country of residence

Passport from country of residence

Citizenship Certificate from country of residence

Identification indicating permanent residency

Driver's Licence from country of residence

Other identification issued by a Federal/State/City authority,

which has an expiration date (subject to approval by a Consular Officer)

First- Time Applicant (Minors):

Applicants must submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship, if born abroad

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Parent's ID/Guardian's ID (along with letter of guardianship for the latter)

Kimmy---

A wah do you MEEZ dress...it look like you BREAST dem and stick out to the side...or maybe it just windy weh u deh.

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Seet deh...mi deh yah a nyam mi BULLY BEEF sandwich and di one Kimmy a laugh aftah mi....gwaan. I might TWINS u a carry and dem no tell you get. Mi naw go back ovah di January thread...mi no tell seh dem no WAH CHAT TO MI!...dem just ignore mi di whole time...

Gill, a so mi cook my bully beef all di while.

Yardie, mi naw watch di one Kimmy...mi soon see ar a WADDLE...waddle drop drop :rofl:

hahaaa...mek mi tan wid mi TWIN dem...memba u invited to di shower so u affi go bring 2 gifts now..an mi no want no flah flah foolishness eida

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Lawd Kimmy yuh no easy! :lol:

Leff har alone...if she waan gi away har sandwich mek she do ie

My G_d, mi can't even blame the hormones for that piece of rudeness up dere....

Lawny,

come to her shower empty handed and bring nuff tuperware and foil paper, cause she rude

Kimmy - nuh vex wid Gill, cause she like mi better dan she like u :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:

LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Lawd Kimmy yuh no easy! :lol:

Leff har alone...if she waan gi away har sandwich mek she do ie

My G_d, mi can't even blame the hormones for that piece of rudeness up dere....

Lawny,

come to her shower empty handed and bring nuff tuperware and foil paper, cause she rude

Kimmy - nuh vex wid Gill, cause she like mi better dan she like u :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:

First-Time Applicant (Adults):

All first time applicants must visit the Consulate General to be interviewed by a Consular Officer and submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Original Marriage Certificate, where applicable

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Divorce Judgement, if applicable

If Born abroad, in addition to the Birth Certificate, please submit one of the following:

Certificate of Naturalization

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship

Certificate of Registration

In addition, ONE of the following supplementary documents must be presented:

Jamaican Driver's Licence

National Voter's Identification Card

Work Permit bearing a photograph from the country of residence

Passport from country of residence

Citizenship Certificate from country of residence

Identification indicating permanent residency

Driver's Licence from country of residence

Other identification issued by a Federal/State/City authority,

which has an expiration date (subject to approval by a Consular Officer)

First- Time Applicant (Minors):

Applicants must submit the following documents:

Completed passport application form

Two (2) identical non digitized colour photographs one of which should be certified by the Notary Public who signs Section G

Original Birth Certificate

Letter of Certificate of Citizenship, if born abroad

Original Adoption Register, where applicable

Parent's ID/Guardian's ID (along with letter of guardianship for the latter)

Kimmy---

A wah do you MEEZ dress...it look like you BREAST dem and stick out to the side...or maybe it just windy weh u deh.

she need bra, bad, mek we tek up a collection, mi will give one two dollar towards one for her

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HAPPY WEDNESDAY ERRYBODY!

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11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Lawd Kimmy yuh no easy! :lol:

Leff har alone...if she waan gi away har sandwich mek she do ie

My G_d, mi can't even blame the hormones for that piece of rudeness up dere....

Lawny,

come to her shower empty handed and bring nuff tuperware and foil paper, cause she rude

Kimmy - nuh vex wid Gill, cause she like mi better dan she like u :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Fi real...yuh cyaan blame dat on deh pregnancy...she juss nah ave no broughtupsy!

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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Seet deh...mi deh yah a nyam mi BULLY BEEF sandwich and di one Kimmy a laugh aftah mi....gwaan. I might TWINS u a carry and dem no tell you get. Mi naw go back ovah di January thread...mi no tell seh dem no WAH CHAT TO MI!...dem just ignore mi di whole time...

Gill, a so mi cook my bully beef all di while.

Yardie, mi naw watch di one Kimmy...mi soon see ar a WADDLE...waddle drop drop :rofl:

hahaaa...mek mi tan wid mi TWIN dem...memba u invited to di shower so u affi go bring 2 gifts now..an mi no want no flah flah foolishness eida

LMAO kimmy and lawny yuh gwann mek mi fall mi chair wid ya chatting gyals!!! ya'll are CRAZY!!!

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A 2 brassier KIMMY need to put on. Mi ago bring mi own containers and a DOZEN zip lock bags to her baby shower. Mi caan wait. Mi no mind bring 2 gifts as long as mi can bring mi containers. I might even bring my COOLER (the BIG one).

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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jengs..no worry baby luv mi no jealous mi ongly want pisa a yuh cake..

and memba u affi gimme more than $2 towards the brazzier mi wear a DD

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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LAWNY..no body no waant u blasted bullie beef sandwich..when u ave stew peas nobody no hear it till yuh dun nyam..so no bodda sarry fi no body ova yah so..go gi it to the Jan/Feb filers :rofl:

Seet deh...mi deh yah a nyam mi BULLY BEEF sandwich and di one Kimmy a laugh aftah mi....gwaan. I might TWINS u a carry and dem no tell you get. Mi naw go back ovah di January thread...mi no tell seh dem no WAH CHAT TO MI!...dem just ignore mi di whole time...

Gill, a so mi cook my bully beef all di while.

Yardie, mi naw watch di one Kimmy...mi soon see ar a WADDLE...waddle drop drop :rofl:

hahaaa...mek mi tan wid mi TWIN dem...memba u invited to di shower so u affi go bring 2 gifts now..an mi no want no flah flah foolishness eida

LMAO kimmy and lawny yuh gwann mek mi fall mi chair wid ya chatting gyals!!! ya'll are CRAZY!!!

KIMMY --

Mi wah u fi dress up you pregnant MEEZ in a dancehall outfit....luv yah!

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....when it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead LOOK beside you and I'll be there.....

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will.

So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

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A 2 brassier KIMMY need to put on. Mi ago bring mi own containers and a DOZEN zip lock bags to her baby shower. Mi caan wait. Mi no mind bring 2 gifts as long as mi can bring mi containers. I might even bring my COOLER (the BIG one).

right just walk in the door and start pack yuh tings, remember is u and u son and he is growing :thumbs::thumbs:

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A 2 brassier KIMMY need to put on. Mi ago bring mi own containers and a DOZEN zip lock bags to her baby shower. Mi caan wait. Mi no mind bring 2 gifts as long as mi can bring mi containers. I might even bring my COOLER (the BIG one).

yEAHman bring yuh container mi modda won't mind at all..

ANd YAADS u suppose to deh pon my side...ok..weh Shawn deh cause mi know him ave fi mi back..case him back brawd

MOTIVATE A CHILD... SUPPORT OPEN ARMS FOR JAMAICA'S FUTURE, INC. WE NEED A BRIGHTER TOMORROW !!!!!!

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jengs..no worry baby luv mi no jealous mi ongly want pisa a yuh cake..

and memba u affi gimme more than $2 towards the brazzier mi wear a DD

but what is dis, is only the one two dollars mi have and mi a give u and u a tell mi seh it nuh good enough....tek weh yourself, cha

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