When did you first fart with your beloved

[Chris-n-Veronica 0]

I did most of mine in my sleep..hahahhaah their food has so many Veggies that it really was uncomfortable at times...

The one time it happened when I was awake...I was laying on the couch and had my head in Veronica's lap...her Mom was setting across the room..watching TV...and I was half a sleep and it just happened...

So I just acted asleep.. ... God I was embarassed.. but asleep

Edited September 22, 2006 by Chris-n-Veronica

[CarolineM 0]

I haven't and I won't...not because i can't do it in front of him but because I was raised so southern its insane and I was just taught you DONT do that in front of ppl.

[Welshcookie 17]

Your fart stories make me chuckle.....

But I wouldn't fart in front of him either....although he has no problem!!

[gugu24 0]

farting is perfectly natural and sign of a healthy bowel.

Daniel

:energetic:

If this is true I must have the healthiest bowels on this planet!!!!!!!!

Mine are mostly noisy and uncontollable(maybe I need to do some cheek exercising lol)

I'm a non-stop tooting machine, I've even woke myself up doing it on several occasions.

nothing is worse though then the silent deadly ones on a humid night in front of a fan with your SO behind you

[dollface41601 0]

Were both pretty comfortable on that level....he more than I, but, I am a lady (some of the time) lol....Its natural and like someone mentioned acting different in front of your SO would be wrong in my eyes

[michellek1976 0]

I remember I woke myself up one night in horror. After having sex and going to sleep TOTALLY relaxed, I let one out! I would have died of embarrassment but fortunately it did not wake him!!!

[Chris-n-Veronica 0]

Well you hope so... hahhahaaha

I remember I woke myself up one night in horror. After having sex and going to sleep TOTALLY relaxed, I let one out! I would have died of embarrassment but fortunately it did not wake him!!!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I usually refrain out of politeness, although I almost always let one rip on the way out of any restaurants we don't like

[Rob and Melinda 0]

Can't believe you asked that question!

Rob

[brnidokiegurl 0]

How funny to ask this, here the dog gets the blame since hes not here i will have to answer later, for me it will definately be accidently, hes just a normal guy so i can just imagine!!!

[Niels Bohr 72]

She farted first. I never. I'm surprised she's not embarrassed. Geezes. I think this thread is just wrong.

[Nessa 23]

Charles farted on the first time he went to Brazil like 3 days after he was there. I still remember I lmao and he was like, ''well I started then I didn't see why not finish it"'

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Some how i dont think Charles will mind now the whole world knows

Edited March 17, 2007 by brnidokiegurl

[Mags 112]

There must be alot of ducks around Indiana. People keep treading on them. Alot.

[Ta Ta 1]

Oh i remember the day quite well. it was our second visit. I came to Japan to see hi mand we were staying at his friend's home(small apt). I had to use bathroom and got a shock when i saw that there was no western style toilet. it was an old european one. for those who don't know what they look like. picture a toilet without the bowl,just the porcelien in the floor. well i never seen one or knew they existed so of course had no idea how to use one since there was no where to sit.soooo i squatted and"Rrr i i i i i i i i i i i i p p p p.

not a pip...nono..not a pop...or a squeek. I'm talking a massive fluttering growl! and in a room with nothing but a hole in the floor you can imagine the sound waves bouncing off them walls. I was so embasrrassed but I let out a chuckle(never could keep a straight face when it comes to farting) I heard him out side the door laughing. lol

ohhhhh ....I am laughing so hard, this is killing me...hahaha, I will laugh about this all day.

We had those in Africa but I just didn't use one, always fortunate enough to use one to sit on.

I would probably lose my balance and fall in anyway.