German soldiers too fat, smoke too much

[Alex & Rachel 78]

I must have missed the memo that said only Germany was allowed to start world wars

[DakotaK1 1]

Howmany of the guys are there voluntarily and how many of them are doing their required duty?

That's a good sign. No more World Wars.

Looking on world wars,ask the Americans first

Every guy has to join the German military for a year unless they cant due to health issues or they decide to do alternative civilian service instead.

Yeah for the women over there cos they dont have to do any of that

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

And they smell funny, too.

according to whom?

Jesus Christ....I ran into him on my way to work the other day and he informed me. I always thought Jesus would be full of important things to tell me. It seems he's all about the gossip, too.

I must have missed the memo that said only Germany was allowed to start world wars

It's not that they're the only ones allowed to. It's the fact that of the two world wars, they started both of them.

Looking on world wars,ask the Americans first

America just waits for Germany to start one so that we can slap them around some more. We're funny like that. Cowboys like to rough up the weakest of the flock.

Edited March 6, 2008 by AnewKINDofFEELIN

[Nagishkaw 510]

And they smell funny, too.

according to whom?

Jesus Christ....I ran into him on my way to work the other day and he informed me. I always thought Jesus would be full of important things to tell me. It seems he's all about the gossip, too.

I must have missed the memo that said only Germany was allowed to start world wars

It's not that they're the only ones allowed to. It's the fact that of the two world wars, they started both of them.

Looking on world wars,ask the Americans first

America just waits for Germany to start one so that we can slap them around some more. We're funny like that. Cowboys like to rough up the weakest of the flock.

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Das ist gleich bei mir in der Nahe!!

[DeadPoolX 9]

Technically, Germany didn't start World War I. Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia after a Bosnian Serb named Gavrilo Princip assassinated the heir to the Austrian-Hungarian throne, Archduke Franz Ferdinand. In a nutshell, because Germany was a very close ally of Austria-Hungary, it pushed alongside that country and due to it's larger quantity of resources, was able to supply many more troops, weaponry (including chemicals, such as "mustard gas") aircraft and tanks (as basic as they were at the time).

It's for this reason that many identify the "main enemy" in The Great War as Germany, since it was simply the most visible. People saw the Kaiser, Manfred von Richthofen (aka "The Red Baron"), and if for no other reason, the language spoken in Austria-Hungary was German. Austria still speaks German, although I have to imagine the accent and a few words differ.

[Liebi 0]

And they smell funny, too.

according to whom?

Jesus Christ....I ran into him on my way to work the other day and he informed me. I always thought Jesus would be full of important things to tell me. It seems he's all about the gossip, too.

Agreed, some Germans smell funny...

But Americans match or even beat that: Shopping in pajamas and slippers??? And you can smell some of them from even miles away Come on, take a shower and get freakin' dressed!

[Alex & Rachel 78]

Smelly people exist everywhere!

Nothing like going into a store and having had a smelly person stink out an entire aisle

[Nina+Matt 0]

we werent allowed to talk aboout some other nationalities in our german thread, but you guys are allowed to talk #### about germany?

uhm, who is currently involved in two wars?? oh and which country has more fat people than germany?? sorry, but this forum is not the right place to talk about topics like that!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

we werent allowed to talk aboout some other nationalities in our german thread, but you guys are allowed to talk #### about germany?

uhm, who is currently involved in two wars?? oh and which country has more fat people than germany?? sorry, but this forum is not the right place to talk about topics like that!

If it has you that upset, it's the perfect place

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

we werent allowed to talk aboout some other nationalities in our german thread, but you guys are allowed to talk #### about germany?

uhm, who is currently involved in two wars?? oh and which country has more fat people than germany?? sorry, but this forum is not the right place to talk about topics like that!

If it has you that upset, it's the perfect place

somehow i just knew you'd say something

[J&D_anon 0]

And they smell funny, too.

according to whom?

Jesus Christ....I ran into him on my way to work the other day and he informed me. I always thought Jesus would be full of important things to tell me. It seems he's all about the gossip, too.

Well if you see him the next time, ask him to teach you some history lessons or change the history for you, so you'll be right about your comments about who started the 2 world wars. I think it's ignorant and embarrassing for you, to say something like that, with NO knowledge.

Anywho, as Liebi stated it right. America and all other countries have stinky a$$ people aswell....you need to learn how to not jugde a whole country, by maybe one person you met.

If I'd do so, America wouldn't be a place for me to live.

[Nina+Matt 0]

@vj troll do you get paid to p i s s people off in this forum or do you just do that out of pure pleasure?

im pretty sure your sitting in front of your pc laughing your a s s off!

[Welshcookie 17]

Well I love our german soldier friend...he cooks me great meals and encourages me to drink copious amounts of german beer....yay for the german soldiers

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Well I love our german soldier friend...he cooks me great meals and encourages me to drink copious amounts of german beer....yay for the german soldiers

some pretty cool people imo.

[chnst 6]

hey maybe the "fat" german soldiers should be put on the same diet as american cops: dunkin donuts, hot dogs and pizza....

I can't confirm that statement, I know a couple of soldiers and they look pretty hot to me! Maybe it's these ugly, unflattering army outfits that make them look fat? dunno...