Why Hillary Will Win

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The way Hillary has lost 11 straight states, it may look bad. But her fans should not despair. If she is behind in the delegate count after Pennsylvania, she still won't pack up her pants suits and sulk off to her tent in Chappaqua.

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Things haven't quite worked out exactly as the Clintonistas planned in the Clinton War Room, as the inner family circle is known. Originally, Obama was seen as a blocking back. He would knock out all the other candidates in the crowded field, while making the big hole enabling Hillary to run to daylight, as they say.

Now it's all coming down to superdelegates. How the SD's will be going has been studied by the punditocracy with the precision of cable news executives studying chicken entrails as a clue to what the public will watch.

Does anybody really expect the Clinton war machine to let victory slip through their hands just because a few hundred delegates appear to be having trouble making up their minds?

The undecideds in the superdelegation ranks are the key to victory, the pundits are telling us.

They are ignoring Plan B.

Hillary's people in the War Room have been holding maneuvers in preparation for this current war since 1992. The same people who destroyed Paula Jones and Genifer Flowers in the Great Clinton Media War of 1992 would be able to destroy any opposition today.

The War Room muscle man-in-chief, of course, is Harold Ickes, veteran of the 1992-6 Clintonian Wars and current assistant to the campaign manager. Harold the Enforcer and his minions are the vacuum cleaners who collect dirt on everybody in the game.

They happened to run into a year when nobody seems to want to read about it. Or the people have come to believe the world is so dirty, and everybody is so criminal anyway.

Nevertheless, we can assume the War Room warriors have finished their background checks on the superdelegates.

While some pundits may think superdelgates are starry-eyed idealists who have been designated to follow the dictates of their constituents or their own conscience, every superdelegate is basically a party hack, if not a fool. They will hear a knock on the door one day. "Mr. Ickes is here to see you."

"We've got one of three choices for you," the delegates will hear the visitor outline a proposal. "We can kill you. Or we can release all the stuff in your file to the press. Or we can give you $3,000. What sounds better?"

So don't be surprised if you see a hundred or so superdelegates having second thoughts about voting for Obama.

The reason Hillary will win the nomination, I predict, is because somebody dropped a file on somebody's desk.

That's why Harold Ickes was able to say earlier in the week: "We're closing in on the nomination." And maybe they are.

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"We've got one of three choices for you," the delegates will hear the visitor outline a proposal. "We can kill you. Or we can release all the stuff in your file to the press. Or we can give you $3,000. What sounds better?"

So don't be surprised if you see a hundred or so superdelegates having second thoughts about voting for Obama.

They will release all the stuff on the hundred or so superdelegates to the press? Who's going to print that much stuff?

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Have they hired the hitmen? I wonder what a contract like that's going to be worth?

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Finding the bodies of public officials in obscure DC parks will soon be back in style.

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Finding the bodies of public officials in obscure DC parks will soon be back in style.