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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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you forgot tweezers Nessa

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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i just did it :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Ladies, you know lots of men get off on being humiliated ;) I think Eric is enjoying this :jest:

Hes prolly talkin to rosie palm right now! :devil:

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"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Ladies, you know lots of men get off on being humiliated ;) I think Eric is enjoying this :jest:

Of course! I'm just trying to make my contribution.

Nessa, I think the magnifying glass & tweezers might be a bit generous, but I realize that electron microscopes are very expensive.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

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Nessa Grand Master

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I agree, dear Joyce



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Ban Hammer   13,334

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Like Alan Jackson says its alright to be Little Bitty :thumbs:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

Where could I get me one of those?

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

Where could I get me one of those?

Any public batroom, AKA toilet seat covers. :blush:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

Where could I get me one of those?

Any public batroom, AKA toilet seat covers. :blush:

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance. :blush:

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,334

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

Where could I get me one of those?

Any public batroom, AKA toilet seat covers. :blush:

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance. :blush:

:huh: and just what would you need one of those for? :whistle:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

I have the perfect s-shaped bm that sinks :lol: my comments were based on the highlighted comments above. :luv:

hope you never have a bad case of gas, that could be worse than a shotgun blast. :lol:

Thats why they make azz gaskets.

Where could I get me one of those?

Any public batroom, AKA toilet seat covers. :blush:

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance. :blush:

Well then if youd like, you could get a bulk piece of silicone rubber and fashion one for yourself. :devil:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,334

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Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance. :blush:

Well then if youd like, you could get a bulk piece of silicone rubber and fashion one for yourself. :devil:

or get eric to sit still and mold one from his appendage :innocent:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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