Does anyone ever get sick of?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Fantastic- this thread has turned to sh#t!!

That should make some people extremely happy.

[Sister Fracas 5]

as well as any poo that takes more than a few mins. What exactly are people eating that they need to take a 20 minute dump?

Good question. A friend of mine is a pedestrian dumper. I always hate waiting on him to go somewhere.

"Give me a few minutes, I need to take a dump."

"How about I just come back in 30 minutes?"

He's also the type of person that sits on the can with laptop in his lap chatting on AOL and several forums while doing the deed. I don't even bring a magazine. Two paragraphs in and I'm done. There's no need to negotiate with your a**.

LOL

[DeadPoolX 9]

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

There is another way, but it all depends on the bathroom door.

If your bathroom door (or rather, the bathroom door handle) on the inside is one of those large handles and not a knob, all you need to do is is find a moment when you're alone in the bathroom. Next, use a fairly long, study, cylindrical or rectangular object and put it through the handle and brace it properly. The best tool for this procedure is a mop (or something similar) since it's long, but easy to work with in this situation.

The point of this entire exercise is that when you're done, nobody will be able to open the door from the outside. I've done this before. It's quite amusing to hear someone else attempt to open the door, only to meet with frustration and fail miserably. :laugh:

[chri'stina 190]

not everybody has a perfectly working digestive system.

amen...

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I don't even bring a magazine. Two paragraphs in and I'm done. There's no need to negotiate with your a**.

Oy! I should only be so lucky...

[DeadPoolX 9]

not everybody has a perfectly working digestive system.

amen...

I second that. My wife wants me to go see a gastroenterologist about my issues. I keep putting it off. If I go, I have a feeling he may perform a colonoscopy.

[Nessa 23]

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

There is another way, but it all depends on the bathroom door.

If your bathroom door (or rather, the bathroom door handle) on the inside is one of those large handles and not a knob, all you need to do is is find a moment when you're alone in the bathroom. Next, use a fairly long, study, cylindrical or rectangular object and put it through the handle and brace it properly. The best tool for this procedure is a mop (or something similar) since it's long, but easy to work with in this situation.

The point of this entire exercise is that when you're done, nobody will be able to open the door from the outside. I've done this before. It's quite amusing to hear someone else attempt to open the door, only to meet with frustration and fail miserably. :laugh:

that wouldn't work. the bathrooms here are thos huge ones you enter and there is a room for u to sit and groom yourself and another room with the sink andf the stalls, like 5 of them. that room is open

[almaty 19]

not everybody has a perfectly working digestive system.

amen...

I second that. My wife wants me to go see a gastroenterologist about my issues. I keep putting it off. If I go, I have a feeling he may perform a colonoscopy.

yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissStacey 1]

Hey Eric- since you're not shy about talking about #######, how big is it? What are your measurements?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Oh, no.

[Sister Fracas 5]

is this a circular thread?

Edited March 4, 2008 by Sister Fracas

[Nessa 23]

who cares how long it is if the circumference is tiny

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

who cares how long it is if the circumference is tiny

1 inch and as big as a soup can. Similar to a tumour Maybe he just as a hernia and doesnt know it

Edited March 4, 2008 by CarolsMarc

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Hey Eric- since you're not shy about talking about #######, how big is it? What are your measurements?

Procuring the appropriate machine to determine measurements may be in order.

[Nessa 23]

Hey Eric- since you're not shy about talking about #######, how big is it? What are your measurements?

Procuring the appropriate machine to determine measurements may be in order.

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