Does anyone ever get sick of?

[eric&gen 0]

I get sick of dragging my huge snake around especially when i go bike riding it gets caught up in the spokes. lool

But surely you shouldn't be bringing your pets with you whilst exercising? Seems a tad cruel. Dogs - yes. Snakes - no. They don't have legs for a start, how will they keep up? And to drag it around on your bike is appalling, you obviously have no idea on how to handle a snake properly.

I get sick of walking to an empty bathroom to take a noisy, stinky d*** and then someone decide to show up.

....need to be quicker

I like to take my time, thank you very much

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

Mags, "dragging around " would indicate impotense. Over cooked spaghetti noodles comes to mind. Maybe a popcicle stick and some ducttape would help!

I know most of you are jealous of how well hung i am lool. I am half black from the waist down lool.

[Nessa 23]

not everybody has a perfectly working digestive system.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

well, sometimes the dump needs a break to proceed, you know what I mean?

Plink plink plink--------------plink-----plink----------plink plink plink-------push push----plink----plink.

Multiple plinks--a tell-tale sign that more fiber is needed. Marc, I cordially invite you to join my cult of Metamucil.

as well as any poo that takes more than a few mins. What exactly are people eating that they need to take a 20 minute dump?

Often times it's a multistage process, even with a good diet. Although fortunately, I haven't experienced the 20-minute dump since taking percocets last year.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I get sick of dragging my huge snake around especially when i go bike riding it gets caught up in the spokes. lool

But surely you shouldn't be bringing your pets with you whilst exercising? Seems a tad cruel. Dogs - yes. Snakes - no. They don't have legs for a start, how will they keep up? And to drag it around on your bike is appalling, you obviously have no idea on how to handle a snake properly.

I get sick of walking to an empty bathroom to take a noisy, stinky d*** and then someone decide to show up.

....need to be quicker

I like to take my time, thank you very much

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

Mags, "dragging around " would indicate impotense. Over cooked spaghetti noodles comes to mind. Maybe a popcicle stick and some ducttape would help!

I know most of you are jealous of how well hung i am lool. I am half black from the waist down lool.

Sorry to direct the thread momentarily away from your endowment, Eric.

[MissStacey 1]

Fantastic- this thread has turned to sh#t!!

[Nessa 23]

Fantastic- this thread has turned to sh#t!!

literally.

[eric&gen 0]

Must be a chitty day for most of you in here loool.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

as well as any poo that takes more than a few mins. What exactly are people eating that they need to take a 20 minute dump?

Good question. A friend of mine is a pedestrian dumper. I always hate waiting on him to go somewhere.

"Give me a few minutes, I need to take a dump."

"How about I just come back in 30 minutes?"

He's also the type of person that sits on the can with laptop in his lap chatting on AOL and several forums while doing the deed. I don't even bring a magazine. Two paragraphs in and I'm done. There's no need to negotiate with your a**.

[Nessa 23]

lmao

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

Must be a chitty day for most of you in here loool.

Well, most people tend to eject bodily waste on a daily basis. This may be foreign to you because you have spent years stuffing feces into your ever-growing dinky.

[Nessa 23]

that was disgusting.

[rebeccajo 14]

Ok.

First we have pity.

Then a pr*ck.

Then pooh.

What's next?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Ok.

First we have pity.

Then a pr*ck.

Then pooh.

What's next?

Pity for someone hung like a light switch who has a severe spastic bowel?

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

that was disgusting.

I agree. It was just my roundabout way of stating that his huge member is full of ####.

Edited March 4, 2008 by AnewKINDofFEELIN

[Nessa 23]