Does anyone ever get sick of?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance.

Well then if youd like, you could get a bulk piece of silicone rubber and fashion one for yourself.

or get eric to sit still and mold one from his appendage

I thought we determined that his appendage was just a hernia.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance.

Well then if youd like, you could get a bulk piece of silicone rubber and fashion one for yourself.

or get eric to sit still and mold one from his appendage

I thought we determined that his appendage was just a hernia.

mizz joyce never detailed how big a one she wanted, so it can be a surprise for her

[natty bumppo 297]

Oh! Silly me. I thought it was some kind of rectal appliance.

Well then if youd like, you could get a bulk piece of silicone rubber and fashion one for yourself.

or get eric to sit still and mold one from his appendage

I thought we determined that his appendage was just a hernia.

mizz joyce never detailed how big a one she wanted, so it can be a surprise for her

could be at most ... she will only feel a little ####### ...

[Krikit 1,164]

I am half black from the waist down lool.

You need to wipe better then.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I think this whole situation is similar to TV where the camera adds 10 pounds, the internet always adds about 3 inches.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Oh dear--there seems to have been a conflation of the ####### discussion with the workplace bathroom discussion. I politely inquired about the a$$ gasket, imagining some kind of innovative gas-control device.

In any event, I thought we'd determined that the supposed schlong in question consists of negative matter? Am I mistaken?

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

Oh dear--there seems to have been a conflation of the ####### discussion with the workplace bathroom discussion. I politely inquired about the a$$ gasket, imagining some kind of innovative gas-control device.

In any event, I thought we'd determined that the supposed schlong in question consists of negative matter? Am I mistaken?

antimatter dong?

There is no need for a gas-control device.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I am half black from the waist down lool.

You need to wipe better then.

Crikey - you are wise. Wipe people, wipe!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Oh dear--there seems to have been a conflation of the ####### discussion with the workplace bathroom discussion. I politely inquired about the a$$ gasket, imagining some kind of innovative gas-control device.

In any event, I thought we'd determined that the supposed schlong in question consists of negative matter? Am I mistaken?

antimatter dong?

There is no need for a gas-control device.

You seem to be adhering to the mistaken notion that we all have bowels of steel like your lucky self.

Oh dear--there seems to have been a conflation of the ####### discussion with the workplace bathroom discussion. I politely inquired about the a$$ gasket, imagining some kind of innovative gas-control device.

In any event, I thought we'd determined that the supposed schlong in question consists of negative matter? Am I mistaken?

antimatter dong?

There is no need for a gas-control device.

I have it! The title for my forthcoming book of short stories!

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Let me put the "how big erics sclong is to rest" He just pm'ed me and told me it was a strap-on. His real one turned black and fell off at the age of 13 due to putting a rubber band around it.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

I am half black from the waist down lool.

You need to wipe better then.

[eric&gen 0]

You wish I pmed you pictures of my huge snake and I thought you were not gay this whole time lol. I bet you enjoy a strapon not by me but another ** poking you in the azz lol.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

You wish I pmed you pictures of my huge snake and I thought you were not gay this whole time lol. I bet you enjoy a strapon not by me but another ** poking you in the azz lol.

^^^^^^^^^eric's snake^^^^^^^^^

[panamania79 2]

I get sick of dragging my huge snake around especially when i go bike riding it gets caught up in the spokes. lool

But surely you shouldn't be bringing your pets with you whilst exercising? Seems a tad cruel. Dogs - yes. Snakes - no. They don't have legs for a start, how will they keep up? And to drag it around on your bike is appalling, you obviously have no idea on how to handle a snake properly.

I get sick of walking to an empty bathroom to take a noisy, stinky d*** and then someone decide to show up.

....need to be quicker

I like to take my time, thank you very much

At work it HAS to be a turbo dump. It's the only way.

Mags, "dragging around " would indicate impotense. Over cooked spaghetti noodles comes to mind. Maybe a popcicle stick and some ducttape would help!

I know most of you are jealous of how well hung i am lool. I am half black from the waist down lool.

Isn't that what Michael Jackson said he was ?

[GaryC 7]

You wish I pmed you pictures of my huge snake and I thought you were not gay this whole time lol. I bet you enjoy a strapon not by me but another ** poking you in the azz lol.

^^^^^^^^^eric's snake^^^^^^^^^