Ms. Pamela Anderson, columnist

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BY PAMELA ANDERSON

Friday, April 28, 2006 12:01 a.m. EDT

King Kong is my hero. He's big, muscular, sensitive, a terrific actor--and he's not real. The use of computer-generated imagery has really taken off in Hollywood. So why has Madison Avenue suddenly gone bananas for real apes? Chimpanzees are our closest living relatives, with at least 95% of the same DNA. We're closer to them than they are to gorillas, so when I see chimpanzees being used as on-screen comedians, dressed up in silly costumes to sell credit cards, I think, Is this any way to treat a relative?

This issue has been on my mind a lot lately.

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I've vowed never to be involved with a production that uses live apes because I don't want to be a part of this cruelty, and I bet you don't either. Let's drop the curtain on ape "actors" by sticking to animatronic animals or willing human performers for our ads. It's not like there's a shortage of struggling starlets willing to embarrass themselves if it means getting on TV.

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What the hell was Baywatch then, but a load of hairy apes gawping at the boobies bouncing in slow motion

Edited April 28, 2006 by sukie175

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I think she has a lot of editors play around with her work before it even gets near to being printed.

####### intro - as though people can only relate to the animal kingdom via a Hollywood movie.

I've vowed never to be involved with a production that uses live apes because I don't want to be a part of this cruelty, and I bet you don't either. Let's drop the curtain on ape "actors" by sticking to animatronic animals or willing human performers for our ads.

Perhaps she could do us a favour too and drop the curtain on 'her' acting career too. She's a has-been anyway - Jessica Rabbit was around before she came on the scene, and she did a much better job IMO.

Edited April 28, 2006 by Fishdude

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using her MIND!!!!!

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using her MIND!!!!!

Can't use her body anymore can she - she picked up Hep C from Tommy Lee. Hey that rhymes!

Edited April 28, 2006 by Fishdude

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does she have a nude photo next to her column..if not a waste of time///

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she's a waste of space.