Do this on my own or Hire an attorney

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

You so just dated yourself, Thomas!

I tried that in high school but I was not a good date so we broke up because I wouldnt put out..... I was a tease.

[kd4uvc 0]

Thomas, your moma didn't take the bouncing baby part a bit too literally? I'm afraid to ask if you slapped yourself on the date? Or did the mirror crack when you kissed? etc...

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Thomas, your moma didn't take the bouncing baby part a bit too literally? I'm afraid to ask if you slapped yourself on the date? Or did the mirror crack when you kissed? etc...

Nope my mother did not drop me on my head I became twisted and sick without brain damage. Truth is I just love to mess with people's heads just ask slim.

Remember its only funny until someone loses and eye....then its hilarious for everyone except the guy who lost his eye.

I took a long walk off a short pier..... and got wet.

Life is a funny thing, enjoy it while you can, you die on the inside when you can no longer laugh even at yourself.

[slim 1,525]

Thank goodness we're all serious here in the Russia Forum.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Can I get an amen?

Thank goodness we're all serious here in the Russia Forum.

[kd4uvc 0]

And from heaven, (or whereever), Brother Dave Gardner yells AMEN in his southern voice!! If you do not know who he was, look him up on the net. A very good southern Avant Garde comedian from the 50's and 60's.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Thank goodness we're all serious here in the Russia Forum.

Yes Thank heaven for 7-11 as well.

Can I get an amen?

Thank goodness we're all serious here in the Russia Forum.

Umm Amen

[slim 1,525]

Speaking of the amens.....

I heard a funny story today on the radio about a pastor in Harlem using his pulpit to slander Barack Obama. (Check it out on YouTube, it's on there somewhere. That's where the radio guys got it.)

It's amazing how any one side of any political argument can be turned right around to the other. Anyway, hearing a pastor talk about Obama's campaign being started on two big ol' white tits was downright hilarious. "They must've been 54 Ds. Double Ds even. Big ol' white tits."

Quick edit.... This message has not been approved by any candidate. Hell, it wasn't even approved by me. And by the way, I'm not a voter and I'm dammn sure not a supporter of any particular candidate. They're all equally deplorable to me. Can I get an amen?

Edited March 10, 2008 by slim

[Bobalouie 0]

Speaking of the amens.....

I heard a funny story today on the radio about a pastor in Harlem using his pulpit to slander Barack Obama. (Check it out on YouTube, it's on there somewhere. That's where the radio guys got it.)

It's amazing how any one side of any political argument can be turned right around to the other. Anyway, hearing a pastor talk about Obama's campaign being started on two big ol' white tits was downright hilarious. "They must've been 54 Ds. Double Ds even. Big ol' white tits."

Quick edit.... This message has not been approved by any candidate. Hell, it wasn't even approved by me. And by the way, I'm not a voter and I'm dammn sure not a supporter of any particular candidate. They're all equally deplorable to me. Can I get an amen?

AMEN, preach on brother Slim!

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Amen, Slim, amen!

Speaking of the amens.....

I heard a funny story today on the radio about a pastor in Harlem using his pulpit to slander Barack Obama. (Check it out on YouTube, it's on there somewhere. That's where the radio guys got it.)

It's amazing how any one side of any political argument can be turned right around to the other. Anyway, hearing a pastor talk about Obama's campaign being started on two big ol' white tits was downright hilarious. "They must've been 54 Ds. Double Ds even. Big ol' white tits."

Quick edit.... This message has not been approved by any candidate. Hell, it wasn't even approved by me. And by the way, I'm not a voter and I'm dammn sure not a supporter of any particular candidate. They're all equally deplorable to me. Can I get an amen?