So.... how are the driving lessons going?

[mox 298]

No, it's like people who read waaaaaay into a VJ member's post and extract all the gayness they can out of it. Fabulous!

Heh heh heh heh...you said fabulous.

[slim 1,514]

Fabulous is the one word that no doubt, sets the "fabulous" apart from the unfabulous. If you know what I mean, cake eater.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Fabulous is the one word that no doubt, sets the "fabulous" apart from the unfabulous. If you know what I mean, cake eater.

Umm what about magnificccent!! or fantabulous, or splendiferous?

and why is cake eater an insult, i like cake, its sweet and very tasty. I really like jello poke cake.

If you want an insult try lima bean eater, or 5 day old rotten egg eater. Cake is innocent and pure it should never be used as an insult.

[slim 1,514]

Fabulous is the one word that no doubt, sets the "fabulous" apart from the unfabulous. If you know what I mean, cake eater.

Umm what about magnificccent!! or fantabulous, or splendiferous?

and why is cake eater an insult, i like cake, its sweet and very tasty. I really like jello poke cake.

If you want an insult try lima bean eater, or 5 day old rotten egg eater. Cake is innocent and pure it should never be used as an insult.

Those are all wonderful words but they don't signify someone on the gaydar the way "fabulous!" does.

Cake eater is an insult, just ask Emilio Estevez, the Mighty Duck man himself. Emilioooooo! Emiliooooooo!

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Cake eater is an insult, just ask Emilio Estevez, the Mighty Duck man himself. Emilioooooo! Emiliooooooo!

Now thats an insult calling someone Emilio Estevez, why not really hurt his feelings and calling him an almost Sheen

[slim 1,514]

Cake eater is an insult, just ask Emilio Estevez, the Mighty Duck man himself. Emilioooooo! Emiliooooooo!

Now thats an insult calling someone Emilio Estevez, why not really hurt his feelings and calling him an almost Sheen

I think when you get down to it, it doesn't really matter which brother you are because either way, life's good!

[Turboguy 6]

Drivers of the world BEWARE. Tuesday afternoon she has her first try at her drivers test. The American roads may never be as safe or even the same. She read my previous post about wishing I could bribe the guy giving her the test to fail her and since she is now speaking to me again I won't say much more. Of course when you say something that gets you into trouble sometimes them not speaking to you can be the best thing that can happen. You begin to understand the true meaning of the expression "Silence is Golden"

[workin4somethin 0]

HELP!

I have a Russian daughter who will be turning 16 within the year, and all she talks about is driving. Her mom (wife, of course) is absolutely the worst driver I have been in a car with.

What I need help with here are some "excuses" (not necessarily honest, BS is okay) as to why she (daughter) may have to postpone driving for a year or two. All suggestions/ideas appreciated.

[eekee 182]

HELP!

I have a Russian daughter who will be turning 16 within the year, and all she talks about is driving. Her mom (wife, of course) is absolutely the worst driver I have been in a car with.

What I need help with here are some "excuses" (not necessarily honest, BS is okay) as to why she (daughter) may have to postpone driving for a year or two. All suggestions/ideas appreciated.

Just because her mom is a terrible driver doesn't mean she will be. She shouldn't be punished for her mother's lack of skills.

[workin4somethin 0]

Thanks, Icky. But you missed my plea for help. I'm looking for answers to my query.

[eekee 182]

Thanks, Icky. But you missed my plea for help. I'm looking for answers to my query.

no, i answered it. there is no actual reason to prevent her from driving. and if you're the parent, you don't have to give a reason anyway.

[Blues Fairy 0]

What I need help with here are some "excuses" (not necessarily honest, BS is okay) as to why she (daughter) may have to postpone driving for a year or two. All suggestions/ideas appreciated.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

Do you really think a 16-year old is so dumb as not to be able to see through any BS you'll give her? Or are you projecting mother's qualities on the child here, too?

[workin4somethin 0]

Do you really think a 16-year old is so dumb.... Or are you projecting mother's qualities.... ?

Forgive me, but you sound mean spirited. Perhaps I sound mean to you.

If I asked you to help me select something red, would you condemn me for choosing red?

You do not know anything about the qualities of my wife, except for what I have said about her scaring the ####### out of me when she drives. By the way, she too is scared to death about the prospect of our daughter's driving.

Do you and Icky not have something else to do instead of picking at and disagreeing with the ideas of other people on this site just because you do not agree with their view?

[Blues Fairy 0]

Do you really think a 16-year old is so dumb.... Or are you projecting mother's qualities.... ?

Forgive me, but you sound mean spirited. Perhaps I sound mean to you.

If I asked you to help me select something red, would you condemn me for choosing red?

If I asked you to help me select the best whip for whipping my kid, would you calmly give me relevant advice?

You didn't ask for help with something neutral; it's disrespectful toward your almost-adult kid and I hate to see people being disrespectful toward their grown children. Here's my advice: my husband drove since he was 15, though I'm sure his mom freaked out just as much. As of today, he's never been in an accident. Give your kid a benefit of a doubt.

[mox 298]

HELP!

I have a Russian daughter who will be turning 16 within the year, and all she talks about is driving. Her mom (wife, of course) is absolutely the worst driver I have been in a car with.

What I need help with here are some "excuses" (not necessarily honest, BS is okay) as to why she (daughter) may have to postpone driving for a year or two. All suggestions/ideas appreciated.

How are her grades? If her grades are not great, then a perfect and legitimate excuse is that the insurance will be too high until she gets her grades up. That gives her a target to shoot for, and gives you time to adjust to the fact that eventually she will be driving.