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I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....[/color]

You're calling before 24 hours after mailing your packet, aren't you? This is an ABUSE of the NVC trick!! If people keep using the NVC trick without waiting 24 hours they'll take the line away from us!

Please, I meant the original post as release of pressure for us all. lets all keep it fun, even if my humor needs work.

Um Dennis...he's JOKING! LMAO

We are all joking..

OMG MOX you rule the sand box..you faked out the OP! LMAO!!!

I think you should just tell the people at POE that they suck, and you plan on living in the US, regardless of what they say, and to move over, that you are bored with their questions..

It worked for us!

That totally works too, it's proven.

My Nick says he's just gonna kick some butt at the interview...they should totally let us in..I'm confident.

Let's Keep the Song Going!!!

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First met in Canada, Sept 22, 2006 <3

September 2006 to March 2008, 11 visits, 5 in Canada, 6 in NJ

Officially Engaged December 24th, 2007!!!

Moved to the U.S. to be with my baby on July 19th, 2008 on a K1 visa!!!!

***10 year green card in hand as of 2/2/2012, loving and living life***

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I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....[/color]

You're calling before 24 hours after mailing your packet, aren't you? This is an ABUSE of the NVC trick!! If people keep using the NVC trick without waiting 24 hours they'll take the line away from us!

Please, I meant the original post as release of pressure for us all. lets all keep it fun, even if my humor needs work.

Um Dennis...he's JOKING! LMAO

We are all joking..

OMG MOX you rule the sand box..you faked out the OP! LMAO!!!

I think you should just tell the people at POE that they suck, and you plan on living in the US, regardless of what they say, and to move over, that you are bored with their questions..

It worked for us!

That totally works too, it's proven.

My Nick says he's just gonna kick some butt at the interview...they should totally let us in..I'm confident.

It was a good fake, wasnt sure. :crying::thumbs:

I-129F, AOS, ROC

02-11-2008 Sent out I -129F in mail

02-13-2008 NOA 1

03-14-2008 NOA 2

04-07-2008 Medical exam passed

04-25-2008 Interview, visa aproved, no RFEs!

04-25-2008 Waiting for DELBROS/NSO

05-07-2008 Visa on hand ! Wow, less than 3 months! Thank you Lord!

05-26-2008 POE Detroit, no problems, thank God!

07-01-2008 Married 07-01-08, civil, just us w/ his parents

07-16-2008 Mailed out AOS package

07-19-2008 wedding ceremony

08-19-2008 biometrics appointment

08-25-2008 i-485 touched

09-23-2008 i-485 touched

09-30-2008 i-131 approval notice THANK YOU LORD!!!!

10-04-2008 Received my EAD

10-06-2008 Received my AP...yehey, i can go back to Phil for xmas!

11-14-2008 DMV driving test-passed! thank you Lord!

11-18-2008 Received RI driver's license

11-30-2008 Went home to PHILs for the holidays

12-21-2008 Church wedding!

01-08-2009 AOS Approved! thank you Lord! no interview required!

01-16-2009 Received GC in mail

09-02-2010 Sent out application for ROC

09-08-2010 Received NOA1

09-10-2010 Received Biometrics Notice

10-06-2010 Biometrics

12-06-2010 Approved! Thank you Lord God!

12-11-2010 Received NOA2 and 10-yr GC in the mail =)

N-400

10-03-2011 Sent N-400

10-07-2011 NOA1 date

10-25-2011 Biometrics

12-02-2011 Civics Test/Interview (passed)

04-09-2012 Oathtaking (got my little USA flag and souvenir photo!)

Matthew at 1yr

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It was a good fake, wasnt sure. :crying::thumbs:

Mox and I are dear friends...he would never yell at me. :lol:

I called 2 minutes after we mailed our petition.

You will get REF for sure now.

What's RFE?

Let's Keep the Song Going!!!

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~Laura and Nicholas~

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Met online November 2005 playing City of Heroes

First met in Canada, Sept 22, 2006 <3

September 2006 to March 2008, 11 visits, 5 in Canada, 6 in NJ

Officially Engaged December 24th, 2007!!!

Moved to the U.S. to be with my baby on July 19th, 2008 on a K1 visa!!!!

***10 year green card in hand as of 2/2/2012, loving and living life***

Hmmm maybe we should move back to Canada! lol smile.png

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Ok... who can think of other ways to bribe service center agents. Donuts and money already rank fairly high.

:lol: umm, maybe years supply of kitty litter and cat nip ?

I-129F, AOS, ROC

02-11-2008 Sent out I -129F in mail

02-13-2008 NOA 1

03-14-2008 NOA 2

04-07-2008 Medical exam passed

04-25-2008 Interview, visa aproved, no RFEs!

04-25-2008 Waiting for DELBROS/NSO

05-07-2008 Visa on hand ! Wow, less than 3 months! Thank you Lord!

05-26-2008 POE Detroit, no problems, thank God!

07-01-2008 Married 07-01-08, civil, just us w/ his parents

07-16-2008 Mailed out AOS package

07-19-2008 wedding ceremony

08-19-2008 biometrics appointment

08-25-2008 i-485 touched

09-23-2008 i-485 touched

09-30-2008 i-131 approval notice THANK YOU LORD!!!!

10-04-2008 Received my EAD

10-06-2008 Received my AP...yehey, i can go back to Phil for xmas!

11-14-2008 DMV driving test-passed! thank you Lord!

11-18-2008 Received RI driver's license

11-30-2008 Went home to PHILs for the holidays

12-21-2008 Church wedding!

01-08-2009 AOS Approved! thank you Lord! no interview required!

01-16-2009 Received GC in mail

09-02-2010 Sent out application for ROC

09-08-2010 Received NOA1

09-10-2010 Received Biometrics Notice

10-06-2010 Biometrics

12-06-2010 Approved! Thank you Lord God!

12-11-2010 Received NOA2 and 10-yr GC in the mail =)

N-400

10-03-2011 Sent N-400

10-07-2011 NOA1 date

10-25-2011 Biometrics

12-02-2011 Civics Test/Interview (passed)

04-09-2012 Oathtaking (got my little USA flag and souvenir photo!)

Matthew at 1yr

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The only problem I see here is that you met during a drug bust. Make sure you attach an affidavit that explains they were totally not your drugs and that you were holding them for somebody. Make sure you write "Seriously I am not making this up," or they won't think you're serious and making it up.

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What's RFE?

You get RFE if you AOS at USCIS instead of VSC. Then you have to make appointment with USC at NOA1. If you are approved they send I-865 to your NSC, otherwise you must call IMBRA for waiver.

oh but I thought you got IMBRA from CSC then it was transfered to NOA2 with the I-134?

I'm looking forward to my interview at the INA.

Please remind me to take my IVACS and my ADIT.

Thanks Mox.

Let's Keep the Song Going!!!

CANADA.GIFUS1.GIF

~Laura and Nicholas~

IMG_1315.jpg

Met online November 2005 playing City of Heroes

First met in Canada, Sept 22, 2006 <3

September 2006 to March 2008, 11 visits, 5 in Canada, 6 in NJ

Officially Engaged December 24th, 2007!!!

Moved to the U.S. to be with my baby on July 19th, 2008 on a K1 visa!!!!

***10 year green card in hand as of 2/2/2012, loving and living life***

Hmmm maybe we should move back to Canada! lol smile.png

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Japan
Timeline
Hey, just had super idea! Maybe I could get VSC to push our simple application threw for $ 10,000.00 cash and a years supply of donuts. What do you think ? :thumbs::innocent:

They don't do donuts (that's for police officers, not immigration officers!)...offer up some of the drugs if they weren't all taken away!

K-1 Timeline:

May 31, 2007 - Mailed I-129F to Nebraska

Oct. 22, 2007 - NOA2 Hard Copy received!! No email/website update.

Nov. 16, 2007 - Paperwork found & received by NVC!

Jan. 7, 2008 - Finally got the interview date

Jan. 28, 2008 - Interview!! Approved!!!

Feb. 12, 2008 - Arrives in USA!!!

Feb. 18, 2008 - Wedding Day!!!!!!

Feb. 19, 2008 - Apply for SSN

AOS Timeline:

Mar. 12, 2008 - Packet mailed (AOS, EAD, & AP)

Mar. 12, 2008 - Husband's SSN arrives

Mar. 14, 2008 - AOS pkt was delivered at 7:52 AM & signed for by V BUSTAMANTE.

Mar. 18, 2008 - Check cashed!!

Mar. 21, 2008 - NOA's for AOS, EAD & I-131!! (Dated 3-18-08)

Mar. 31, 2008 - Can finally see AP & EAD online!!

Apr. 10, 2008 - Biometrics finished! Can finally see AOS online & EAD touch!

May 12, 2008 - Email: AP approved!!

May 14, 2008 - Email: EAD approved!!

May 16, 2008 - EAD card & AP in hand!!

Sept 19, 2008 - Interview letter - Oct. 24th - Seattle??

Oct. 21, 2008 - A Touch..WOW!! The interviewer must've put it on his/her desk!

Oct. 24, 2008 - Interview..now back to waiting!

Nov 13, 2008 - Approved! Card Production Ordered...finally!!

Nov 24, 2008 - Card arrives!!!!

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Red alert level 10, VSC just sent me RFE. They are requesting additional evidence of relationship. Well you remember the way my fiancee and I met. Well they want the actual drugs that the Manila police confiscated at our drug bust. Jesus, I am begining to think she may not make the April 2008 flight/ visa in hand.

I-129F, AOS, ROC

02-11-2008 Sent out I -129F in mail

02-13-2008 NOA 1

03-14-2008 NOA 2

04-07-2008 Medical exam passed

04-25-2008 Interview, visa aproved, no RFEs!

04-25-2008 Waiting for DELBROS/NSO

05-07-2008 Visa on hand ! Wow, less than 3 months! Thank you Lord!

05-26-2008 POE Detroit, no problems, thank God!

07-01-2008 Married 07-01-08, civil, just us w/ his parents

07-16-2008 Mailed out AOS package

07-19-2008 wedding ceremony

08-19-2008 biometrics appointment

08-25-2008 i-485 touched

09-23-2008 i-485 touched

09-30-2008 i-131 approval notice THANK YOU LORD!!!!

10-04-2008 Received my EAD

10-06-2008 Received my AP...yehey, i can go back to Phil for xmas!

11-14-2008 DMV driving test-passed! thank you Lord!

11-18-2008 Received RI driver's license

11-30-2008 Went home to PHILs for the holidays

12-21-2008 Church wedding!

01-08-2009 AOS Approved! thank you Lord! no interview required!

01-16-2009 Received GC in mail

09-02-2010 Sent out application for ROC

09-08-2010 Received NOA1

09-10-2010 Received Biometrics Notice

10-06-2010 Biometrics

12-06-2010 Approved! Thank you Lord God!

12-11-2010 Received NOA2 and 10-yr GC in the mail =)

N-400

10-03-2011 Sent N-400

10-07-2011 NOA1 date

10-25-2011 Biometrics

12-02-2011 Civics Test/Interview (passed)

04-09-2012 Oathtaking (got my little USA flag and souvenir photo!)

Matthew at 1yr

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Germany
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Just write an affidavit stating the truth.. I can't produce the drugs because they are up my nose. If you'd like to examine, approve the NOA2 and have the medical officer verify that when he tests you positive for HIV.

Red alert level 10, VSC just sent me RFE. They are requesting additional evidence of relationship. Well you remember the way my fiancee and I met. Well they want the actual drugs that the Manila police confiscated at our drug bust. Jesus, I am begining to think she may not make the April 2008 flight/ visa in hand.

Service Center : Vermont Service Center

Consulate : Frankfurt, Germany

01-04-2008 - I-129F Sent

01-09-2008 - I-129F NOA1

03-05-2008 - I-129F NOA2

04-08-2008 - Medical Exam

04-17-2008 - Interview!!!

04-22-2008 - VISA IN HAND!

05-02-2008 - U.S. Entrance

06-14-2008 - MARRIAGE!

Phase 2....

06-19-2008 - Sent AOS/EAD/AP

06-26-2008 - AOS/EAD/AP NOA1

07-19-2008 - Biometrics

07-22-2008 - Transferred to CSC!

07-28-2008 - Email from CRIS confirming CSC received case

08-25-2008 - Received AP in the mail (NO STATUS CHANGE OR CRIS EMAIL)

08-29-2008 - Received EAD card in the mail (NO STATUS CHANGE OR CRIS EMAIL)

09-22-2008 - Received Email from CRIS for I-485 "CARD PRODUCTION ORDERED!"

09-27-2008 - Received Green Card in the mail!

Phase 3....

06-29-2010 - Sent I-751 and package to Remove Conditions

07-06-2010 - NOA1

08-24-2010 - Biometrics

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Japan
Timeline
Red alert level 10, VSC just sent me RFE. They are requesting additional evidence of relationship. Well you remember the way my fiancee and I met. Well they want the actual drugs that the Manila police confiscated at our drug bust. Jesus, I am begining to think she may not make the April 2008 flight/ visa in hand.

I tried to tell you they'd want the drugs not the donuts!! :lol:

K-1 Timeline:

May 31, 2007 - Mailed I-129F to Nebraska

Oct. 22, 2007 - NOA2 Hard Copy received!! No email/website update.

Nov. 16, 2007 - Paperwork found & received by NVC!

Jan. 7, 2008 - Finally got the interview date

Jan. 28, 2008 - Interview!! Approved!!!

Feb. 12, 2008 - Arrives in USA!!!

Feb. 18, 2008 - Wedding Day!!!!!!

Feb. 19, 2008 - Apply for SSN

AOS Timeline:

Mar. 12, 2008 - Packet mailed (AOS, EAD, & AP)

Mar. 12, 2008 - Husband's SSN arrives

Mar. 14, 2008 - AOS pkt was delivered at 7:52 AM & signed for by V BUSTAMANTE.

Mar. 18, 2008 - Check cashed!!

Mar. 21, 2008 - NOA's for AOS, EAD & I-131!! (Dated 3-18-08)

Mar. 31, 2008 - Can finally see AP & EAD online!!

Apr. 10, 2008 - Biometrics finished! Can finally see AOS online & EAD touch!

May 12, 2008 - Email: AP approved!!

May 14, 2008 - Email: EAD approved!!

May 16, 2008 - EAD card & AP in hand!!

Sept 19, 2008 - Interview letter - Oct. 24th - Seattle??

Oct. 21, 2008 - A Touch..WOW!! The interviewer must've put it on his/her desk!

Oct. 24, 2008 - Interview..now back to waiting!

Nov 13, 2008 - Approved! Card Production Ordered...finally!!

Nov 24, 2008 - Card arrives!!!!

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Yugoslavia
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Please help, I have a few problems.

I filed way later then planned. I bought my fiance's airline tickets for April 2008 (they are non refundable), is that enough time to get the K1 visa? Oh, I should be good sent packet in last week already!

A question about the G325A, should her extented time in prison have been listed here? I am affraid this may hold things up.

Well, I am sure that the I -130 was filled out correctly!

After all we did get our NOA 1 and check was cashed really fast !

Our evidence of relationship, that's solid. We first met during a drug bust in Manila, this is well documented including goverment pictures of us.

We are both still married to others, that shouldn't be a problem. Once we get our interview, Manila will be able to see it's true Love!

My main concern is that I signed my full name on all documents like my passport. :blink::unsure:

My only question is did you get the Swat team officers names during the drug bust and did they appear in court to testify. If so shouldn't you be able to tie up any loose ends when they sign their Affidavits of a Bonafide Marriage for you. LOL

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