Comedy for all of us

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Sheesh. You obviously know nothing about how the K-1 visa works. K-1 requires that they currently be married to other people in order to file.

Oh man, you got me.

Married to OTHER people..got it.

It was good to leave out the prison sentence stuff though because you know, you should always lie and withhold information on Government forms.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

I think the immigration officers are prob takeing good notes on this case as u speak (u know there are spies on here)

[Minya's wife 24]

Hey, just had super idea! Maybe I could get VSC to push our simple application threw for $ 10,000.00 cash and a years supply of donuts. What do you think ?

That might workd! Be sure to include a copy of your non-refundable ticket, because that will definitely qualify for a 'sooper-dooper fast' expedite.

-P

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

Hey, just had super idea! Maybe I could get VSC to push our simple application threw for $ 10,000.00 cash and a years supply of donuts. What do you think ?

That might workd! Be sure to include a copy of your non-refundable ticket, because that will definitely qualify for a 'sooper-dooper fast' expedite.

-P

That will work, I saw it happen a few times on here...a long time ago, I looked it up, I think those threads are gone now but seriously, take my word for it..it works.

[Zen Den 18]

Spies, humm. crossed my mind for sure. I think if they read this it would be even more funny for them. After dealing with the public myself for 30 years. I can tell you, sense of humor must be kept up.

[mox 298]

That will work, I saw it happen a few times on here...a long time ago, I looked it up, I think those threads are gone now but seriously, take my word for it..it works.

I agree. Also if you know someone in the military then you qualify for a military expedite. Just attach a notarized affidavit that says "I know someone in the military, EXPEDITE PLZ KKTHXBAI."

Another tip: If you don't hear anything about your case within 24 hours of filing, use the "NVC Trick." Just do a forum search, plenty of people have done it and it almost always results in immediate approval.

[Alex & Rachel 78]

The only problem I see here is that you met during a drug bust. Make sure you attach an affidavit that explains they were totally not your drugs and that you were holding them for somebody. Make sure you write "Seriously I am not making this up," or they won't think you're serious and making it up.

No no no Mox, I don't see that as a problem at all...my concern is the married to other people bit...but I think they could just go ahead and get married to one another..it would just cancel out the other marriages.

Hey, just had super idea! Maybe I could get VSC to push our simple application threw for $ 10,000.00 cash and a years supply of donuts. What do you think ?

This is why I love this site

[LoriLawless 0]

Just go on the VWP and adjust status, der!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Oh thats for sure and it shows, everytime they ask for something someone has already sent i can see them laughing (ok we will just prolong this case little longer) (lets just let this case fall behind the cabinets and we can wait and see how long before someone says anything)(heres a couple they think they will make fun of us, woops dropped that one out the window)

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

That will work, I saw it happen a few times on here...a long time ago, I looked it up, I think those threads are gone now but seriously, take my word for it..it works.

I agree. Also if you know someone in the military then you qualify for a military expedite. Just attach a notarized affidavit that says "I know someone in the military, EXPEDITE PLZ KKTHXBAI."

Another tip: If you don't hear anything about your case within 24 hours of filing, use the "NVC Trick." Just do a forum search, plenty of people have done it and it almost always results in immediate approval.

You mean, that could work for me!??!!

OMGWTFBBQ!

Where is my fax machine!?!? I know someone in the Military!! ZOMG!

I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....

[Zen Den 18]

Laugh... service center agents get together, this $%#^ person calls way to often. Ummmm, fluffy needs a new sand box liner.

[mox 298]

I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....[/color]

You're calling before 24 hours after mailing your packet, aren't you? This is an ABUSE of the NVC trick!! If people keep using the NVC trick without waiting 24 hours they'll take the line away from us!

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....[/color]

You're calling before 24 hours after mailing your packet, aren't you? This is an ABUSE of the NVC trick!! If people keep using the NVC trick without waiting 24 hours they'll take the line away from us!

I called 2 minutes after we mailed our petition.

[Zen Den 18]

I have to disagree on the NVC trick though cause like...I've done that every day and they just yell at me...it doesn't work. Maybe after a week of filing it works but not like a day....[/color]

You're calling before 24 hours after mailing your packet, aren't you? This is an ABUSE of the NVC trick!! If people keep using the NVC trick without waiting 24 hours they'll take the line away from us!

Please, I meant the original post as release of pressure for us all. lets all keep it fun, even if my humor needs work.

[KitEEgirl 0]

I think you should just tell the people at POE that they suck, and you plan on living in the US, regardless of what they say, and to move over, that you are bored with their questions..

It worked for us!